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#65299
Topic
Beautiful Women
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/65299/action/topic#65299
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Originally posted by: jimbo
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Originally posted by: Jedi Master
Does that mean you guys are going to start hanging out in a Hooter's bar when Jimbo turns 21?


I believe you only need to be 18 to hang in the nudy bar

Where the music stinks and they water the drinks at the nudy bar
Where you look at a thigh and blacken an eye at the nudy bar
Where the girlies dance in there underpants at the nudy bar
Where a bucks enough to see there stuff at the nudy bar
Where you swear like a sailer and wish you could nail her at the nudy bar
Where the breasts may be fake but man can they shake at the nudy bar
Where the bear is a plenty and the women are all 20 at the nudy bar
Where you see there butt but there trap stays shut at the nudy bar


It may be different where you live. In Nevada, you have to be 21 or older to legally drink alcoholic beverages or gamble at a casino. Which means that if you're in a bar and/or casino of any kind, you better show proof that you're at least 21 or you get kicked out. Besides that, Hooter's isn't a nudy bar. The bartenders are all women, but they wear tank tops. It covers the nipples, but still shows some cleavage. Too bad they don't serve hard drinks.
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#65199
Topic
An angry Review of the 2004 OT SE DVD's
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/65199/action/topic#65199
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Here is another review of the Star Wars DVDs. The guy that reviewed them didn't like the changes, but he's gonna buy them anyway. But nevertheless, if you're curious how many more changes were made, read the review. But don't give up hope. Here is what he's said before and seems to have changed his mind. One thing about George Lucas is that he's inconsistent. There's still a chance we might get the original theatrical versions on DVD some day.
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#64869
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Could Fox release the OT?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/64869/action/topic#64869
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Here's anything you want to know about copyrights.

How Long Does Copyright Protection Last?


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How long does a copyright last?
The term of copyright for a particular work depends on several factors, including whether it has been published, and, if so, the date of first publication. As a general rule, for works created after Jan. 1, 1978, copyright protection lasts for the life of the author plus an additional 70 years. For an anonymous work, a pseudonymous work, or a work made for hire, the copyright endures for a term of 95 years from the year of its first publication or a term of 120 years from the year of its creation, whichever expires first. For works first published prior to 1978, the term will vary depending on several factors. To determine the length of copyright protection for a particular work, consult chapter 3 of the Copyright Act (title 17 of the United States Code). More information on the term of copyright can be found in Circular 15a, Duration of Copyright, and Circular 1, Copyright Basics.

Do I have to renew my copyright?
No. Works created on or after Jan. 1, 1978, are not subject to renewal registration. As to works published or registered prior to Jan. 1, 1978, renewal registration is optional after 28 years but does provide certain legal advantages.

To find out more, go to this website.
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#63553
Topic
Dude, where's the General Lee?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/63553/action/topic#63553
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Originally posted by: Luke Skywalker
i have a feeling this will be another Starsky and Hutch...
its obviously gonna be a comedy too...
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why do all these remakes end up as comedies?
dont you think it would be nice to have a remake which is more fitting with the original show....

ie. Adams Family, Starsky and Hutch, The Flinstones....
i think lost in space is the only real example of a serious film...
but i never saw it so im not positive


You forgot Dragnet. The series was a crime drama, but the movie was hilarious.

I loved The Beverly Hillbillies, but thought the movie blew chunks.

There's one thing they have in common, though. At least one person from "Starsky & Hutch" and each of these other two series' made a guest appearance on their movie versions.
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#63271
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The Latest Star Wars 04' DVD review...
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/63271/action/topic#63271
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All he has to do is tell them what to think and they kiss his ass. All he has to do is turn the other cheek and they all pucker up.



There isn't much more George Lucas can do to screw these movies up any more than he already has. Although, I wouldn't put it past him. I'm surprised he isn't taking out James Earl Jones as the voice of Darth Vader and replacing it with Pee Wee Herman. It should be officially declared that George Lucas is definitely brain dead. He must have been tipping the wrong bottle. It was that kerosene oil he drank thinking it was liquor. Or maybe he tripped and fell into the Twilight Zone. His brain is now possessed by retarded zombies. Don't bother trying to send a letter to Skywalker Ranch. As far as Lucas is concerned, the lights are on, but nobody's home. You know, practice makes perfect! The special editions were screwed up, but he fixed that with the DVD versions. He screwed them up perfectly! Doesn't George Lucas like playing with marbles? Oh, wait a minute! I think he lost his!

GOD DAMN, THAT FELT GOOD!

Okay, I'll step down from my soapbox, now. Thanks
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#62865
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/62865/action/topic#62865
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Disorder In The Court

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent -- don't miss the last one.
________________________________________
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
_____________________________________
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
________________________________________
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
_____________________________________
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've not
forgotten?
_____________________________________
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that
morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
_____________________________________
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the
occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
_____________________________________
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
_____________________________________
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
_____________________________________
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
_____________________________________
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
____________________________________
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
____________________________________
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
____________________________________
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?
_____________________________________
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
_____________________________________
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
_____________________________________
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
_____________________________________
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
____________________________________
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
____________________________________
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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#62785
Topic
Boycott the 2004 OT SE DVD release - c'mon, you can do it
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/62785/action/topic#62785
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Why is George Lucas ignoring a large amount of fans by not putting out the original theatrical versions of the original Star Wars trilogy?


I pasted your suggested question and obviously made a few alterations to it. I sent this question to "Rick McCallum", "Steve Sansweet" and "Other." If you want to, make like a typical housewife and nag them to death with this question every day until at least one of them answers. Let's hassle them until at least one of them breaks down and answers the question. I know I'm going to! If I get banned from the site, then so be it. I very seldom check the forums on the official site, let alone post on them. So, who's with me?
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#62130
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/62130/action/topic#62130
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This stuff is actually true, but funny nonetheless.


Andy Rooney's TIPS FOR TELEMARKETERS


Andy Rooney's TIPS FOR TELEMARKETERS Three Little Words That Work !! The three little words are: "Hold on, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task. These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real"
sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Since doing this, my phone calls have decreased dramatically.

THIS IS THE BEST ONE Another Good Idea: When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around
50 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes. One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes)
ideas. Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing!

Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting their own junk back in the mail.

Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!

If enough people follow these tips, it will work!

THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS.

LET'S SEE HOW FAST THIS ONE GETS FROM COAST TO COAST!