- Post
- #217206
- Topic
- The Official Lucasfilm Response
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/217206/action/topic#217206
- Time
So all us fans are drunken slobs who can't get Han's name right?
"So...so's I says to sis guy, "Look man, you don't know nuthin! I was-s-s there, and they were all like 'whoa' and I-was-all-like 'dude'. And then theres weres this laz-her blas, and oh man! It was nuts! Oh man, that Hans Solo gots a butt that won't quit, malhHGhlah... they's got these big chewy pretzels here....erfffbll...five dollars?! Get out of here...."