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#200355
Topic
A New Hope Script Game
Time
HAN: If we can just avoid any more female advice, we ought to be able to get out of here.

LUKE: Well, let's get moving!

HAN: Where are you going?

LEIA: No, wait. They'll hear!

HAN: Come here, you big coward!

HAN: Chewie! Come here!

LEIA: Listen. I don't know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you do as I tell you. Okay?

HAN: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight! I take orders from one person! Me!

LEIA: It's a wonder you're still alive. Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?

HAN: No reward is worth this.
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#199940
Topic
A New Hope Script Game
Time
OFFICER: Take over. We've got a bad transmitter. I'll see what I can do.

(I love this next bit, it's the part I always say to my very bored friends)

LUKE: You know, between his howling and your blasting everything insight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here.

HAN: Bring them on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around.

3PO: We found the computer outlet, sir.

BEN: Plug in. He should be able to interpret the entire Imperial computer network.

3PO: He says he's found the main computer to power the tractor beam that's holding the ship here. He'll try to make the precise location appear on the monitor.

3PO: The tractor beam is coupled to the main reactor in seven locations. A power loss at one of the terminals will allow the ship to leave.

BEN: I don't think you boys can help. I must go alone.

HAN: Whatever you say. I've done more that I bargained for on this trip already.

LUKE: I want to go with you.

BEN: Be patient, Luke. Stay and watch over the droids.

LUKE: But he can...

BEN: They must be delivered safely or other star systems will suffer the same fate as Alderaan. Your destiny lies along a different path than mine. The Force will be with you...always!

CHEWIE: Woof Woof!

HAN: Boy you said it, Chewie.

HAN: Where did you dig up that old fossil?

LUKE: Ben is a great man.

HAN: Yeah, great at getting us into trouble.

LUKE: I didn't hear you give any ideas...

HAN: Well, anything would be better than just hanging around waiting for him to pick us up...

LUKE: Who do you think..

R2: Beep Beep

LUKE: What is it?

3PO: I'm afraid I'm not quite sure, sir. He says "I found her", and keeps repeating, "She's here."

LUKE: Well, who...who has he found?

3PO: Princess Leia.

LUKE: The princess? She's here?

HAN: Princess? What's going on?

3PO: Level five. Detention block A A-twenty-three. I'm afraid she's scheduled to be terminated.

LUKE: Oh, no! We've got to do something.

HAN: What are you talking about?

LUKE: The droid belongs to her. She's the one in the message.. We've got to help her.

HAN: Now, look, don't get any funny ideas. The old man wants us to wait right here.

LUKE: But he didn't know she was here. Look, will you just find a way back into the detention block?

HAN: I'm not going anywhere.

LUKE: They're going to execute her. Look, a few minutes ago you said you didn't want to just wait here to be captured. Now all you want to do is stay.

HAN: Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind.

LUKE: But they're going to kill her!

HAN: Better her than me...

LUKE: She's rich.

HAN: Rich?

LUKE: Yes. Rich, powerful! Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be...

HAN: What?

LUKE: Well more wealth that you can imagine.

HAN: I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit!

LUKE: You'll get it!

HAN: I better!

LUKE: You will...

HAN: All right, kid. But you'd better be right about this.

LUKE: All right.

HAN: What's your plan?

LUKE: Uh...Threepio, hand me those binders there will you?

LUKE: Okay. Now, I'm going to put these on you.


LUKE: Okay. Han, you put these on.


HAN: Don't worry, Chewie. I think I know what he has in mind.


3PO: Master Luke, sir! Pardon me for asking...but, ah...what should Artoo and I do if we're discovered here?

LUKE: Lock the door!

HAN: And hope they don't have blasters.

3PO: That isn't very reassuring.
Post
#199929
Topic
A New Hope Script Game
Time
LUKE: Boy, it's lucky you had these compartments.

HAN: I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous. Even if I could take off, I'd never get past the tractor beam.

BEN: Leave that to me!

HAN: Damn fool. I knew that you were going to say that!

BEN: Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?
Post
#199904
Topic
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
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Originally posted by: Invader Jenny
Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
I think Jenny is soon going to regret posting her picture on this site...


Not really. We're all Star Wars geeks here. It's like one big happy family!! Only minus the incest.


I Now I'm gonna make movies about science fiction!


When you make your first film, be sure to mention this place, somehow, not sure how, but in years to come it would be pretty cool to here OT.com mentioned.

Also call you main character HotRod - well maybe not. It's already been done, not that many people know who HotRod actually is.

Man, I need to sleep, I'm still hungover from Saturday night.

I'm getting too old for this shit!

Post
#199559
Topic
A New Hope Script Game
Time
TARKIN: Princess Leia, before your execution I would like you to be my guest at a ceremony that will make this battle station operational. No star system will dare oppose the Emperor now.

LEIA: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

TARKIN: Not after we demonstrate the power of this station. In a way, you have determined the choice of the planet that'll be destroyed first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the Rebel base, I have chosen to test this station's destructive power on your home planet of Alderaan.

LEIA: No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly...

TARKIN: You would prefer another target? A military target? Then name the system!
Post
#199501
Topic
A New Hope Script Game
Time
BEN: If the ship's as fast as he's boasting, we ought to do well.


( NO JABBA SCENE HERE )

LUKE: What a piece of junk.

HAN: She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've added some special modifications myself. But, We're a little rushed, so if you'll hurry aboard we'll get out of here.

3PO: Hello, sir.