HansiG

Canadians gave us Bieber

I’m in

Warbler said:

Natalie Portman wasn’t anywhere near as bad as Hayden Christensen was.

Yes she was

It’s 2016. All words are offensive.

You know, as much as I like the shows, they make me sad because it means we will probably never see a full Daredevil movie, or full Punisher movie, or full movie about Jessica Jones, Agent Carter, any other show Marvel makes up.

flukeskywalker said:
I am stoopid

This is a series of fan edits which will condense the saga into 3 movies

~A NEW HOPE~
Title Music: Star Wars Theme
Act 1: A New Hope
Act 2: Hoth Escape + Dagobah
Act 3: Finale in Cloud City

~FALL OF A JEDI~
Title Music: Across the Stars
Act 1: The Phantom Menace
Act 2: Attack of the Clones + Bits from The Clone Wars
Act 3: Revenge of the Sith + Bits from A New Hope + Bits from The Empire Strikes Back

~BATTLE OF THE FATES~
Title Music: Sad Medley
Act 1: Jabba the Hutt
Act 2: Arrival at Yavin
Act 3: The Death Star Finale

New title sequences will be created, in a Bond-like style.

xxtelecine 7xx said:

Smithers said:

One of the bigger ones that make ROTS inappropriate is the death of children. I don’t know if any edits cut Anakin drawing a lightsaber on kids as well as a few hologram shots and Bail Organa watching a kid get shot to death. IMO TFA is completely fine is not more appropriate than ANH, I’ve seen it three times and the only thing I can think if is Finn saying “Hell” twice in the movie.

Then how did TFA get a pg-13 rating? Han’s Death? Did the Motion Picture guidelines change over the years?

Welcome to 2016, where R rated movies are PG-13 and E rated movies are also PG-13. ALL MOVIES WILL BE PG-13! THAT IS THE WILL OF DARTH RATINGUS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Offspring of “Video Game Thread” and “Your DVD Collection”

AVGN Adventures
Call of Duty
Call of Duty 2
Call of Duty 4 - Modern Warfare
Call of Duty - Modern Warfare 2
Call of Juarez
Call of Juarez - Bound in Blood
Call of Juarez - The Cartel
Conker’s Bad Fur Day
Counter-Strike - Global Offensive
The Ultimate DOOM
DOOM II
Master Levels for DOOM II
Final DOOM
DOOM 64
DOOM 3
Double Action - Boogalloo
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem II
Duke Nukem 3D
Fallout 4
Grand Theft Auto
Grand Theft Auto - London 1969
Grand Theft Auto - London 1961
Grand Theft Auto 2
Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto - Vice City
Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas
Grand Theft Auto - Advance
Grand Theft Auto - Vice City Stories
Grand Theft Auto - Chinatown Wars
Grand Theft Auto V
Grand Theft Auto Online
Half-Life 2
Half-Life 2 - Episode One
Half-Life 2 - Episode Two
Half-Life 2 - Lost Coast
Half-Life 2 - Deathmatch
Half-Life 2 - Prospekt
Hitman - Codename 47
Hitman - Blood Money
Hitman™ - Enter a World of Assassination
HuniePop
Kindred Spirits on the Roof
Left 4 Dead 2
Mafia II
Metal Gear
Metal Gear 2 - Solid Snake
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid - VR Missions
Metal Gear Solid 2 - Sons of Liberty
The Document of Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3 - Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid - Portable Ops
Metal Gear Solid - Portable Ops Plus
Metal Gear Solid 4 - Guns of the Patriots
Metal Gear Solid - Peace Walker
Metal Gear Rising - Revengeance
Metal Gear Solid 5 - Ground Zeroes
Metal Gear Solid 5 - The Phantom Pain
Metal Gear - NES
Metal Gear 2 - Snake’s Revenge
Metal Gear - Ghost Babel
Metal Gear Solid - The Twin Snakes
Metal Gear AC!D
Metal Gear AC!D 2
Minecraft
Minecraft - Story Mode
Payday - The Heist
Portal
Quake
Quake - Scourge of Armagon
Quake - Dissolution of Eternity
Quake II
Quake II - The Reckoning
Quake II - Ground Zero
Quake III - Arena
Quake III - Team Arena
Star Wars Battlefront
Star Wars Battlefront II
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. - The Lost Levels
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Super Mario World
Super Mario 64
Surgeon Simulator - Anniversary Edition
Team Fortress 2
Tomb Raider I
Tomb Raider II - Starring Lara Croft
Tomb Raider III - Adventures of Lara Croft
Tomb Raider
Warcraft III - Reign of Chaos
Warcraft III - The Frozen Throne
Wolfenstein 3D
Wolfenstein 3D - Spear of Destiny
Wolfenstein 3D - Return to Danger
Wolfenstein 3D - The Ultimate Challenge
Wolfenstein 3D - The Original Encounter
Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Spelling Crystal with K.

That is so…not America…

darklordoftech said:

We cannot allow the smoking age to go up to 21! It’s an assault on the right of 18-20 year olds to decide what to do with their own bodies! Write to your municipal, county, state, and federal representatives about this!

If I had absolute power, I would ban smoking entirely.

HansiG said:

So is Young Indy

Hitman™ - Enter a World of Assassination

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME

The game is good, amazing stealth action. But it has DRM and if you are offline, you can’t do almost anything, and as of now, there are only 2 maps.

Once all episodes are out, buy it on a sale, because the game is real good, but it’s not worth it right now.

And if you can’t wait until all episodes are out and it gets a sale or something, then torrent it or something. Whatever, just don’t pay for it.

The Prisoner of Azkaban ★★★★★
Amazing plotline, great special effects and greatly developed characters.

The Philosopher’s Stone ★★★★★
Same as Azkaban, but less fun in places.

The Chamber of Secrets ★★★★★
It’s got flaws, but still a great movie

The Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 ★★★★★
Kick-ass finale

The Goblet of Fire ★★★★
This is the point where the books (and obviously the films) started marketing towards tweens, and it shows, but it still retains some elements that make the the first 3 films so amazing.

The Half-Blood Prince ★★★
The third act is the only important part of the movie. What a waste of resources.

The Deathly Hallows Pt. 1 ★★★
Bored to death.

The Order of the Phoenix ★★
The Twilight Saga: The Order of the Phoenix

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Last Crusade
Temple of Doom
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
The Scandal of 1920
Treasure of the Peacock’s Eye
Winds of Change
The Mystery of the Blues
Masks of Evil
Hollywood Follies
Love’s Sweet Song
Demons of Deception
Daredevils of the Desert
Tales of Innocence
Espionage Escapades
Passion for Life
The Perils of Cupid
Adventures in the Secret Service
Oganga, the Giver and Taker of Life
Travels with Father
Spring Break Adventure
Journey of Radiance
The Phantom Train of Doom
Trenches of Hell
Attack of the Hawkmen
My First Adventure

1. Judgement Day - 5
2. The Terminator - 5
3. Genisys - 3
4. Rise of the Machines - 3
5. Salvation - No

I just think the idea of prayers is stupid, let alone requesting prayers, but since people seem to like this thread, I will now hide in my turtle shell and not respond to this thread anymore :F

Reading some of the first post here and they are hyping up for MGS 3 or Half-Life 2.

Ah, those were the times.

I spillt milk on carpet and the stain won’t go off. Can you pray it away please.

Tobar said:

Wait, is that Punisher? Is Punisher in the Daredevil show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6seIQ8rLp8

Phantom Menace fan edits be like

Warning for off topic thread crapping. – Jay

Possessed said:

This is about day 15 of not drinking anything at all that isn’t alcoholic. All I’ve been drinking is screwdrivers in the morning, beer in the afternoon, bottled water that’s about 1/5 filled with vodka while at work, and whiskey and caffeine free coke at night. Other than a few sips of water here and there. I feel pretty good actually…

Dream life

Swazzy said:

Possessed said:

And for that matter, what about Conker?

Shouldn’t have said that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQeOYi3Be5Y

Got a coupon on Steam so I decided to gift it to one of my friends.
When I grabbed my phone to do ESCROW bullshit, I found out wifi isn’t working. Cables are but wifi- nope.
So what do I do?

I installed Bluestacks and they didn’t work.
So I installed a community-made desktop authenticator. Tried to connect my account - can’t have more than one authenticator. Must remove the phone from my account.

Can’t do it via phone, so I went to my PC steam and tried to remove it.

It asked me for a code.

A code I can only get - YOU GUESSED IT

ON THE FUCKING PHONE

Excellent system Gabe Newell I rate it 9/11