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Hm, so much things about Godzilla, maybe I should go watch all of the movies.

sees this list

Nevermind.

Jaimie does Cocaine: Batman v Superman fucking sucked
Jaimie does Cocaine: like
Jaimie does Cocaine: wow
Sympathetic: I didn’t watch it
Jaimie does Cocaine: I havent seen a movie this bad since Fant4stic Four
Sympathetic: And I am not planning to
Sympathetic: So feel free to spoil it for me
Jaimie does Cocaine: Superman kills 20 million people
Sympathetic: Whoa that is savage
Sympathetic: Why tho
Jaimie does Cocaine: Lex Luthor is like “Yo, bitches, we should have a backup plan for this alien psychopat.”
Jaimie does Cocaine: Batman is angry at Superman
Jaimie does Cocaine: Batman find out Superman’s mom’s name is the same as Batman’s mom’s name (which Superman killed)
Jaimie does Cocaine: Batman stops being angry at Superman
Sympathetic: Wait what
Sympathetic: Wuuuuuuuuuut?
Sympathetic: Batman and Superman have same mom?
Jaimie does Cocaine: Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman decide to kill Lex Luthor for thinking that the world should be prepared in case Superman goes full apeshit
Jaimie does Cocaine: That orc from Lord of the Rings appears in all his CGI gloryness
Jaimie does Cocaine: they kill the orc
Jaimie does Cocaine: or something
Jaimie does Cocaine: then Superman kills another 20 million people
Jaimie does Cocaine: Then superman dies
Sympathetic: Why tho
Jaimie does Cocaine: The End
Sympathetic: Why does he kill people like that
Sympathetic: I mean isn’t he supposed to be a hero
Jaimie does Cocaine: Because it’s a mature movie
Jaimie does Cocaine: for mature audiences
Jaimie does Cocaine: duh

2 movies into DCCU, and we already have a crossover film. Great thing they raised the stakes super-high right from the very start (not).

SilverWook said:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/25/entertainment/arrest-for-14-year-late-video/

I should show this to someone I know who has a way overdue library book. 😉

'murica

This movie was a load of shit

Dek Rollins said:

I hate it when people use “dog ears”! Why do you people have to fold the corner?! Why can’t you use a bookmark?!

Dude, I do that involuntarily D:
Any book I have, has these from beginning to end.
Maybe I just can’t read books properly.

moviefreakedmind said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Theists, don’t let your babies grow up to be creationists. It will spell only disaster.

What’s it to you? Why even care what other people believe?

Also saying that Evolution is a lie is the same as saying Gravity is a lie and Earth is flat and Obama is a lizard person and we live in Matrix and Moon landing was fake and Holocaust never happened.

LuckyGungan2001 said:

It wasn’t that horrendous.

You’re right. G.

Mavimao said:

Dude Where’s My Car? is comedy gold. Come at me!

Agree

Hit me up bby

http://steamcommunity.com/id/MetalGearDude123/

IsanRido said:

Good or bad, it does count as an installment in the franchise. So does Legendaryzilla, for that matter.

I believe it is referenced in a later movie.

hm, chocolate

It’S too random for videogame thread

I would like them return potrayed by their OT actors.
I’m sure they can do it with some clever digital editing.

Just because he is a fat slug, doesn’t mean he’s stupid.

You don’t become a crime lord by being dumb.

The Phantom Menace was the best of the prequels. Albeit, that’s not saying much, but I liked how light-hearted it was. It was like watching a fairy tale.

Fuck Jar Jar tho.

Scott109 said:
I actually greatly prefer Attack of the Clones to The Phantom Menace or even to Return of the Jedi . . .

Haha…no.

IsanRido said:

Also, Godzilla’s Revenge is often considered by the garden variety fans to be the worst installment in the series. This is not true at all, in fact it’s quite challenging a film.

cough cough 1997 COUGH

CHOCOLATE

Playing Metal Gear Solid 5: Ground Zeroes

The violent story, filled with rape, child soldiers, gory violence, mutilation, and deception is very dark…

…until you realize it’s happening because you have a 12 meter tall robot mech in your base, which you built after destroying a 10 meter tall robot mech which had your old mentor’s mind installed into it.

I know right?
Giving people the movie they paid for? What a madness!

As for the torrent, it’s from REDACTED is known for making very compressed versions that have minimal loss.

Yes, of course fans will buy it, but you can’t deny that this is a big fuck-up on Disney’s part.
We are living in age where not paying for the product gets you better product than paying for the product.

Blu-ray release of The Force Awakens leaked, and the movie appeared in 1080p on torrent sites.

What do you think about that? #DisneyFail

That’s the root of the problem

TV’s Frink said:

Completely random thoughts are completely uninteresting.

John Carter x Agent Carter crossover movie (and fanart) when?

Finnius said:

moviefreakedmind said:

Why are you disgusted by it?

I know this is directed to fink but I want to answer it as well. It’s a movie that basically tells you to do as your told…don’t buck the system…and you will fall magically into riches and good fortune. You can be a complete retard with no real feelings and keep accidentally garnering multiple presidential honors, shrimp companies, football career…etc.

If you do question life or try to buck the system…you die of a disease. If you HAVE A GOAL like owning a fishing business, you will die in a war and some retard will own your dream.

Another movie that is disgusting is Pretty Woman…a movie that teaches you that you can be a whore, but eventually some shining knight will come along and save you…

I stopped reading at “some shining knight will come along and save you…”