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#177815
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Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones. Who would win?
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
It all depends on if you mean Pre SE or post SE Han Solo.

Pre SE, it would be a tie. Han and Indy would simply pull out their guns and shoot each other dead. Solo might even survive if someone had some bacta handy.

Post SE, it would be Indy, because Han would wait for him to shoot and miss before firing. But Indiana Jones wouldn't miss.

But the post-SE Han Solo remembers to shoot first at Darth Vader even though Vader merely stood up and made no threatening motions towards him (unless you count being six inches taller and probably a 100 pounds heavier as being threatening). Why is that?
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#177814
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Alan Smithee Cut of Superman 2? or not at all?
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
If you want a really good read, go to the IGN article and follow the link to his interview from 2001 for the first release of Superman on DVD. There's some remarks on there that could be seen as cutting towards GL and his use of CG in the SEs. Donner's made his share of good and bad films, but at least he'll know when to quit.


Off topic, can you guys imagine a Star Wars film (specifically Return of the Jedi) directed by Richard Donner?
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#177812
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/177812/action/topic#177812
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I hate it that the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl, and I hate how passionless this Super Bowl turned out to be. Neither team seemed all that passionate or emotional about the game. This is the friggin' Super Bowl, man! This is where entire careers are defined forever! But they just went in ho-hum like it was just another game, like it didn't matter at all. A good Super Bowl should feel epic and grandiose, not so much a game but a battle between the forces of good and evil, light and dark, X-Men against Brotherhood of [Evil] Mutants, Justice League against the Legion of Doom, King Arthur & the Knights of the Round Table against Mordred, Robin Hood & his Merry Men against the Sheriff of Nottingham, Starfleet Federation against the Klingons, the Rebels against the Empire, Aslan's Narnia army against the forces of the White Witch, the Fellowship of the Ring + the Armies of Rohan & Gondor against the forces of Sauron, He-Man & The Masters of the Universe against the forces of Skeletor, Thundercats against Mumm-Ra, etc.

But this Super Bowl was like watching pancakes cook.
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#177675
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Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones. Who would win?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/177675/action/topic#177675
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Of course, we haven't considered the possibility that Rick Deckard might interfere. In that case, neither Han nor Indy would win, 'cause Deck would come out of nowhere, and surprise both of them and shoot them two (or three) times with his gun.


Now here's something really twisted - Chewbacca VS Roy Batty.

And not quite as twisted, Han Solo VS Captain James T. Kirk. We can't pit Kirk against Luke because that's no contest - Luke would just fling Kirk away with the Force. Or he could challenge Kirk to a race and then leave him in the dust.
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#177674
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/177674/action/topic#177674
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
The idiot now wants congress to grant him $120 BILLION for his war. I mean, he could of used it to help poverty in our, or another country or something. I remember back when he was granted that $89 billion for his war, that the money he used could have been spent to buy a house for every single poverty-stricken family in America. But what does he do? He funds a pointless war.


No wonder the value of the American dollar is in decline.

I hate working in the rain & the wind. Unless of course it's summer in which case the wind is welcomed.
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#177422
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Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones. Who would win?
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
But Indy would have to wait for Han to twirl his gun around a lot before shooting him. I'm not sure what effect that has on the landscape, though, because you can't kill someone while twirling a gun around... unless it misfires and happens to hit Indy. But Indy could always attack with his rugged stubble while Han could counter with his tight pants. Boy, that ended up sounding even more wrong than I originally intended...


I can imagine.
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#177173
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Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones. Who would win?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/177173/action/topic#177173
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Obviously inspired by the OT.com member of the same name, I found myself wondering: Who would win between these two characters if they could come face to face and fight? I mean, they would both shoot first, so that makes the situation even more complicated.


I'm honored.

I asked a friend of mine the same question once and she said that it wouldn't matter because no matter who wins, Chewbacca would rip off Indy's arms.
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#176961
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Superman Movie
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/176961/action/topic#176961
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Originally posted by: greencapt
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones

To be honest, I would rather have seen General Zod as the Emperor instead of Ian McDiarmid.


Did you see 'Haunted Mansion'? Maybe not the greatest film in the world overall but Stamp was great in it!


The 60s version or the remake?
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#176958
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Movies you enjoy even though you know they're bad
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/176958/action/topic#176958
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
In a word, yes. Flash Gordon (1980) is a prime example of being campliy self-aware. The screenplay was by Lorenzo Semple Jr., who knows from camp; he was head writer on the Batman TV series of the late 1960s. They chose Sam J. Jones based on his looks, and surrounded him with very talented actors, most of whom were in on the joke. The production values on the film were extremely high, which leads me to believe that Dino DeLaurentiis may not have been in on the joke.


Do you think Sam J. Jones was in on the joke?

Speakin' of which, there was this rumor going around that Ashton Kutcher was up to star as Flash Gordon in a remake, and what creeped me out was that Kutcher actually does look like Sam J. Jones.
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#176955
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Superman Movie
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/176955/action/topic#176955
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Originally posted by: greencapt
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones

Thank you, greencapt. This is much more space sufficient.

Glad you liked it!

SUPERMAN: "Zod, you are now the Gimp!"


Poor Chancellor Valorum... being man-handled by the Man of Steel.


That's what happens when you appear in a Star Wars prequel. At least he was smart enough to get out after just one. "Actors prefer to work with actors." I love that quote.

To be honest, I would rather have seen General Zod as the Emperor instead of Ian McDiarmid.
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#176933
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X-Men 3
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I saw Patrick Stewart perform a one-man production of a christmas carol and it was great. The man is an acting God.

But X3? Looks ok I guess, but VINNIE JONES as Juggernaut? Are you kidding me? The guy's a footballer, not an actor. I don't know if maybe they thought it would be cool because he's English and America kind of digs on English stuff, but I say - bad idea.


But would his Juggernaut be as bad or worse than Topher Grace's Venom?