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Post: #182796
Topic: General Star Wars Caption This
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182796/action/topic#182796
Time: 17-Feb-2006 11:36 AM

Originally posted by: Scotty Balls

Behind the scenes...

MARK: Sir Alec, how can I become as distinguished an actor as you?
ALEC: Well Mark, first of all, you must treat the character of Luke as a very whiny bitch-boy. After that, you should make a really awful movie featuring a very expensive car in the title. Then, years later, you should do voice work in video games & cartoons.
MARK: Really?
ALEC: Yes Mark, if you follow my instructions, you will never fail.
MARK" Wow Sir Alec! Thanks so much for your time & advice! (Mark runs away to call his agent about Corvette Summer)
ALEC: (under his breath): What a stupid mother fu***r!

Hahahahahaha

http://www.lynngoldsmith.com/images/folio/celebs/p1/lea%20and%20C3P0.jpg

LEIA: "Goldenrod here is more man than most scruffy nerf herders, if you know what I mean..."

http://www.stomptokyo.com/sings/swholiday/images/hug2.jpg

HAN: "She left me for Goldenrod Chewie, Goldenrod!"
CHEWBACCA: "There Sol, there there..."

Post: #182761
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182761/action/topic#182761
Time: 17-Feb-2006 9:50 AM

Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
Jennifer was much cuter at the beginning of Friends.

True, she was cuter when she actually weighed something and before she became overexposed. Not a month has gone by that she hasn't been on some magazine cover.

Post: #182464
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182464/action/topic#182464
Time: 16-Feb-2006 9:50 PM

Originally posted by: kev

http://img.stern.de/_content/54/36/543688/jolie400_250.jpg

Can never have enough Angelina, eh boys? Well, better her than Jennifer Aniston.

Post: #182440
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182440/action/topic#182440
Time: 16-Feb-2006 9:13 PM

Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
You won't find many that disagree with you on the whole "hating Paris Hilton" thing here. One of my favourite cinematic moments in 2005 was watching Paris die in House of Wax. ALMOST worth the price of admission.

I avoid anything with Paris Hilton's name and/or face attached to it, even if it provides the oppurtunity to see bad things befall her. Personally I'd like to drop a 16 ton safe on her head.

I hate how it's cold and snowing one minute and then suddenly it's spring time warm the next. I want consistency!

Post: #182436
Topic: Paris Hilton to play Mother Teresa?! Say it ain't so!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182436/action/topic#182436
Time: 16-Feb-2006 9:11 PM

Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape

Originally posted by: sean wookie
The most paris hilton her gave us was her sex video.

Yeah, and I'm sure that contribution to society will go down in the history books right next to the invention of the A-bomb and the Gettysburg Address...

I'm extremely against censorship and cover up, but this is one person I wouldn't mind seeing erased from historical records completely.

We should send Arnold Schwarzenegger back to 1980 whatever year it was Paris was born and have him assassinate her upon birth, or maybe assassinate her mother before she can give birth to her. Or maybe just rough up Mama Hilton enough that she loses the pregnancy.

Seriously, Paris is like the female version of Patrick Bateman... before long we're going to find out she's been murdering people and storing their bodies in run down hotels.

Post: #182431
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182431/action/topic#182431
Time: 16-Feb-2006 9:06 PM

I hate the idea of Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa. But then again, I hate Paris Hilton on general principle.

Post: #182416
Topic: From MSN -
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182416/action/topic#182416
Time: 16-Feb-2006 8:34 PM

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
But a woman shoudln't be penalized or punished for being attractive. Of course there is a time and a place NOT to dress provocatively, but one shoudl never be held back for just being pretty.

And here I thought it was the ugly ones who got penalized/punished...

Post: #182413
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182413/action/topic#182413
Time: 16-Feb-2006 8:27 PM

http://www.gg.caltech.edu/~jeff/images/nancy1.jpeg

http://www.nhn.ou.edu/~feldt/images/olympics/nancy2.jpg

http://www.rickfriedman.com/images/portraits/kerrigan.jpg

http://www.gayleharper.com/entertainment/entertainment_images/image11.jpg

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/04/18/inside-kerrigan.jpg

http://www.webwinds.com/womenskate/nancy82329.jpg

http://www.toeloopy.com/images/events2002-2003/SSS/nk02sss1313.jpg

Former skater star Nancy Kerrigan - looks like she could be Lauren Graham's sister

Post: #182295
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182295/action/topic#182295
Time: 16-Feb-2006 3:02 PM

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Am I the only one who finds the MMMM and Yummy comments disturbing? YOu do realize that "eye candy" isn't meant to be taken as literal candy, right!?

http://www.simeons.net/life/archives/molly_si.jpg

Molly Sims

Ana Beatriz Barros

http://blog.fotolia.com/us/images/JessicaV2-thumb.jpg

Jessica... Something.

Link to a bunch of photos (I haven't looked at them all. Some of them might not be Work Safe...

Our bad.

Post: #182285
Topic: From MSN -
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182285/action/topic#182285
Time: 16-Feb-2006 2:28 PM

I'm amazed sometimes that anything is considered too much in our society.

Post: #182284
Topic: Paris Hilton to play Mother Teresa?! Say it ain't so!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182284/action/topic#182284
Time: 16-Feb-2006 2:27 PM

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Oh. Dear. Lord.

WHAT ARE THESE HACK-JOB'S THINKING!?!?!?!?!?!

That's what I want to know.

Post: #182280
Topic: Paris Hilton to play Mother Teresa?! Say it ain't so!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182280/action/topic#182280
Time: 16-Feb-2006 2:10 PM

From IMDB http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-02-16/#3 -

Socialite Paris Hilton has reportedly been asked to play celebrated humanitarian Mother Teresa in a movie biopic. Indian director T. Rajeevnath has contacted the hotel heiress about taking the lead role in his new film, which will chronicle the late nun's life. He tells MTV.co.uk, "My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton. Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analyzed thoroughly before she is chosen."
This has gotta be a joke. A sick, sick joke .

Post: #182279
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182279/action/topic#182279
Time: 16-Feb-2006 2:09 PM

Originally posted by: Bossk
Yes, big "mmmmmm"...

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/celebs/40_mandy_moore.jpg

http://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/mandymoore3.JPG

http://us.ent3.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/ocean_s_eleven/mandy_moore/oceanpre3.jpg

Yummy.

http://www.scifilm.org/images3/hhe02.jpg

Dee Wallace (AKA: Dee Wallace-Stone)

http://www.mi6.co.uk/sections/articles/images/maria_menounos1.jpg

Maria Menounos (why do I feel so dirty posting this?)

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/180704_3.jpg

Michelle Pfeiffer

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/LOTR_King176MirandaOtto.jpg

Miranda "Eowyn" Otto

http://thecreek.free.fr/dc/leery_picweek.jpg

Mary-Margaret Hume (the one riding piggy back)

Post: #182276
Topic: General Star Wars Caption This
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182276/action/topic#182276
Time: 16-Feb-2006 1:58 PM

Originally posted by: Number20

http://www.legionxxiv.org/lrghansoloexer/lrghansoloexer.jpg

TV COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: At Imperial Fitness Center, we guarantee that you will lose weight and get in shape. Say you can't stick with it? We'll find new ways to motivate you!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

OBI-WAN: "Luke, listen, this is important. This means something."
LUKE: "What?"
OBI-WAN: "Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels GREAT when you're doing it. But in the end, you're just screwing yourself."
LUKE: "

Post: #181924
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181924/action/topic#181924
Time: 15-Feb-2006 2:29 PM

http://www.angelfire.com/magic/theothers/Sacredhourstudy.jpg

http://www.members.aol.com/anthonydlee/Invisible_Woman.jpg

http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/disguise02/5247.jpg

http://www.photontorpedoes.com/archives/photon/gail_sue_2000s.jpg

http://members.aol.com/thefightingfury/whoclix/jean.gif

http://images.quizilla.com/W/Wingates7/1063157961_uresshera1.jpg

http://images.blackeyedpeas.com/images/ArtworkItem/image/53769.jpg

http://www.queencheetah.com/Thundercats/pumyra_ch2.jpg

http://www.supermantv.net/images/cartoons/wallpaper/wonder-woman.jpg

Post: #181921
Topic: General Star Wars Caption This
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181921/action/topic#181921
Time: 15-Feb-2006 2:19 PM

http://members.cox.net/xpsetup/chewbacca.jpg

CHEWBACCA: "Pants? Pants?! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' PANTS!!!"

Post: #181831
Topic: General Star Wars Caption This
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181831/action/topic#181831
Time: 15-Feb-2006 9:42 AM

Originally posted by: Scotty Balls

Originally posted by: Trinity_Strikes_Back

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1370000/images/_1373068_lucas_film150.jpg

Dont get too attached to him kid..one day when your all grown up ..and I have more money ..I'm replacing him with a CGI version, or taking out of the movie all together. sorry kid..I have a VISION!

JAKE: You talking to me or the droid?

Hahahahahaha

"Who's scruffy lookin'?!"

http://library.thinkquest.org/3890/SOLOLEIA.JPG

HAN: "I hate snakes... I hate 'em!"

STORMTROOPERS: "Faster, cheaper! Faster, cheaper! Faster, cheaper!"

Post: #181826
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181826/action/topic#181826
Time: 15-Feb-2006 9:32 AM

Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
You second what?

I think he seconds your goodbye.

Post: #181825
Topic: things we Love
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181825/action/topic#181825
Time: 15-Feb-2006 9:32 AM

Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I LOSE AT LEAST TWO FRIENDS AND A COUPLE OF FAMILY MEMBERS A YEAR.

That sucks, man.

Post: #181824
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181824/action/topic#181824
Time: 15-Feb-2006 9:31 AM

http://www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/biopics/bpajlang.jpg

A.J. Langer

Post: #181823
Topic: spider-man 3
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181823/action/topic#181823
Time: 15-Feb-2006 9:27 AM

Originally posted by: TheSessler

Originally posted by: Nanner Split
LOOK AT MICHAEL KEATON AS BATMAN. NOBODY THOUGHT THAT HE COULD PULL IT OFF, AND HE DID.

Topher Grace is NOT Michael Keaton.

Post: #181400
Topic: General Star Wars Caption This
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181400/action/topic#181400
Time: 14-Feb-2006 11:26 PM

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a12/Adamwankenobi/VTS_04_2001.jpg

WILFORD BRIMLEY: "I said watch Clark."

Can you guess which Brimley film that's from?

Post: #181077
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181077/action/topic#181077
Time: 14-Feb-2006 2:47 PM

Originally posted by: Bossk
Patricia Heaton? Seriously?

That ruined this thread for me. Sorry, I hate her. She was what ruined Everybody Loves Raymond for me. And I can't stand her Jewel/Osco commercials (Albertson's elsewhere).

Really? Doris Roberts ruined Everybody Loves Raymond for me.

http://catonline.topcities.com/ghosttown20.jpg

Catherine Hickland

Post: #181075
Topic: Phil Brown (Uncle Owen) passes away at 89
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181075/action/topic#181075
Time: 14-Feb-2006 2:44 PM

Originally posted by: Invader Jenny
Yeah. IMDB helped me out.

God bless IMDB. I love that site. Don't ask how many film reviews I've written for them.

Post: #181074
Topic: spider-man 3
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/181074/action/topic#181074
Time: 14-Feb-2006 2:38 PM

Originally posted by: Darth Simon
I understand in the comics superman is a pretty muscular guy, but i dont think thats necessary. He gets his strength from his superpowers not his physical size. its better if he is pretty cut so that you can tell he has muscles when he's dressed as superman but when he's clark he should really appear to be more of a wimpy geek type character.

basically there is no reason for superman to be a body builder. Same with venom. I realize that he should be a muscular guy because thats how he was in the comics and it makes more sense that way. But, correct me if im wrong, doesnt the symbiot add to his muscularness when he 'puts on' the venom costume? If so, then there is no reason why he cant be decently big and then digitally enhanced as venom (since venom will probably be all (at least most) cg anyway.

now if Topher is supposed to be some other villian, who are the actual villians in this one, has it been officially (or unofficially) announced...i forget, then i guess the above applies less, but i still think its a valid point.

-Darth Simon

He still doesn't have the intensity or range as an actor to channel the character.

The only thing worse than Topher Grace as Venom is Ashton Kutcher as Venom.