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bkev said:
I for one know that this one will definitely be a hard sell, except to Gaff.
Hey!
bkev said:
I for one know that this one will definitely be a hard sell, except to Gaff.
Hey!
TV's Frink said:
Your thread title is a tease much in the same way that Gaffer Tape is a tease.
Hey!
Oh, fine, just take the lazy way out...
Oh, come on. Anyone who can perform the octopus is hardly inadequate. ^_~
Are you kidding? He'd most certainly come back as AttackoftheFrinkTheSequelPartII.
C3PX said:
Wait a minute? I just left Xhonzi for you, and you are already offering to put out for him for two mere Cuban guys, when I have been longing to get a piece of Tape for years! Wow, I don't think I can cope with this! Why oh why did I leave my lovely Xhonzi! Oh why!
Sheesh. I was just talking about a picnic on the blacktop. And you're invited! Stop being so jealous. It's a turnoff.
Tch, fine. Xhonzi... for two Cubans I'll show you a good time next prison riot.
Oh, eat your heart out, xhonsi! In this male prison we call a message board, I don't even HAVE to drop the soap in the shower. You? You're doling out an entire knapsack full of Cuban cigars to the inmates, and they still won't touch you!
Aw, this is the first I've heard of this sad loss. I didn't know we'd lost my diet alternative. Sigh. Oh, well. Things didn't turn out the way I'd planned. I was hoping to come back from vacation to find the board overrun with testaments to my greatness. But alas. Everything's still the same.
Except for Caffeine Free... That shit's just weird!
I was waiting around to see if they'd do anything interesting in absence (which you're not!). Besides, I have 6,308 individual posts to my name. And what do you have to show for yourself, Caffeine Free? 2,003! That's not a third of the calories. That's a third of the taste!
Whatchoo talkin' bout, bkev?!
Also, I see your horse montage and raise you... a random cop!
Hi!
That's great to hear, Warbler! Hopefully things will continue to look up.
Considering the Princess Leia visual image, I think any variation of Cherry Gaffer Tape might have... unintended connotations that may or may not be considered fortunate.
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGUGUGUGUGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Wow. I must say I contributed quite splendidly to that thread. I was quite funny. And what did Diet Gaffer Tape contribute? Nothing! Geez, I leave for a whole day and expect to come back and find this forum under full reign of Gaffer Tape clones. What the hell do you jokers think, "What could possibly go wrong?" means?! It doesn't mean I don't think anything crazy's gonna happen, I'll tell you that!!!
SHEESH!
Eh, I think I'm going to go ahead and label this cloning experiment as a complete success and use this opportunity to take a much-needed vacation, letting my clones do all my usual duties here for me. What could possibly go wrong?
No es así.
See? Mexican! Sugar!
Oh, and post 6,300... just thought you should know.
Hmm, maybe I should put out a call for a Mexican Gaffer Tape still made with cane sugar...
Damn. Spots are still open for Gaffer Tape Zero and New (But Starts an International Incident) Gaffer Tape.
Ohhh, this is gonna be one of those clones that initially starts quoting classic lines but quickly wears out its life source and starts spouting garbled mishmashes before finally going crazy and dying in a melted puddle, huh? Damn aspartame...
Haha, I knew it wouldn't take long!
C3PX said:
TV's Frink said:
Yeah, let's have more members - especially more weirdos in the off-topic section.
That's right, we need more Fink's.
Though, honestly, what we really need are more Gaffer Tapes. That way we can all stop fighting over him. Of course, hot, mild mannered, male lesbians are hard to come by, so this is only a dream. Alas, there will never be more than one Gaffer Tape...
You're right. There will never be more than one me...
HOWEVER, I am currently taking applications for Diet Gaffer Tape, Gaffer Tape Zero, Gaffer Tape Caffeine Free, and New (But Not As Popular) Gaffer Tape. All similar... but not nearly as satisfying. 8)
I agree. I also hated that when they did it to Johnny Bravo.
No, no, no, Nanner. It's not Ziggy and Janskeet. It's Lee Lee and Mee Mee. Didn't you read the title thread? Sheesh.
But, yeah, I miss that show.