So would I. Only problem is - not only do I lack the necessary resources to make it happen, but I also don't know how I'd author a DVD of it... however, I might still be able to run a few leftover shots by. However - you'll have to tell me the most convenient ways to edit on a rig as ill-prepared as mine.
Okey-dokey.
Oh!? Very well - name what you seek and I'll look into it.
In fact, given the opportunity, I would! But I don't think I have either the disk space or a sufficient amount of ideas. Probably not enough processor power either. It took at least an hour and a half to convert the trilogy alone into something I can work with in Premiere, and several minutes in a non-responsive state for each film to conform into it!
Fascinating! This kind of attention to detail is worth of a 4K release. Possibly an 8K, if it goes on long enough. How long's this been going then?
Apparently Richard Williams - the creator of The Thief and the Cobbler! - did the ROTJ/A-Team cover art for MAD Magazine.
Probably not. But now you bring it up, I might consider it.
Well that’s nice to hear. But you know what else is kind of cool? …fat people! ;D …because I’m completely insane!
Sly Snooties’ animated fat now looks comical when it jiggles.
Speaking of which, her band now plays “Never Gonna Give You Up”. At least we admit that the film is Rickrolling the audience!
The Queen now hires Enderman as her double.
AHHHHHHH-SAFAN-YAAAAAAAA-HEFALIIINSAFA (or whatever it was - it’s been years since I saw The Lion King…)
C-3PO is now a double agent for the Trade Federation.
After the battle of Naboob, he is sent to Tatooine where he’s painted green.
As a result of colour timing, there is now a subliminal advert for lightsaber duel playsets.
A bit more Hamill-kin, because this one looks hilarious.
Kamino is now home to lens flare overkill, making it look that bit more like the JJprise.
A meta-crisis takes place when Hamill-kin and George go to the opera house to watch Star Wars on a 20x40’ screen. And it still looks like a waxwork museum!
Airbrush the lines from whatshisname’s face.
When the escape pod is launched, the officer says “Go ahead and fire.” And what happens!?
And yet the movie continues as if they missed (they probably did).
Old Ben gets that pipe the script promised him.
In Mos Eisley, rontos block the screen entirely at various intervals.
Han actually runs into Darth Vader in the corridors!
We see Tarkin begin to transport off the Death Star just as it explodes, guaranteeing some unknown sequel in the future.
And that meteorite on Hoth? It’s actually a Martian capsule.
Which leads into a less than subtle nod to the machines that the AT-ATs descended from (thanks to Mr. Grote for the model)
Which allows room for Liam Neeson to reprise his role as the Journalist - or Cliff Klavensburger, whichever’s easiest.
Instead of being encased in carbonite, Han is transfigured into a waxwork - assuming the digital labs haven’t turned him into one already!
And finally, R2 falls through a rift in the film’s continuum when he is shot on Endor.
There! How’d ya like that, Georgie!? These are MY movies now! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Not at the moment.
Next up: a combination of both Definitive Collections.
All that's missing is a box to put them in....
What happened to the 70mm print? Could that be salvaged?
And that game for the Sharp X68000 - can't leave that out! The only thing it was missing was the textures.
A combination of both.
What's in that collection?
Wonderful to hear, as always!
adywan said:
http://www.princecharlescinema.com/events/events.php?seasonanchor=jedi
This was supposed to have been a showing of the unaltered version but ended up being a digital showing of the blu-ray instead. How can you have it as a 30th anniversary with a version that is a year old? And no mention in the advertisment that is was NOT going to be the original and even attaching the original trailer for it. Bit of false advertising.
Oh? Well I'm glad I didn't turn up then - I'd have walked out right as the first few notes of Jedi Rocks were being played!
Here you are - have the whole lot!
But wait! I’m still not done! Let’s also digitally remove the eyebrows off various characters at various points, just to annoy everyone!
Add a few gonzo hats…
Han cutting open the Tauntaun tears a rift in the fabric of the film!
But above all… ENDOR HOLOCAUST. OH YEAHHHH.
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Oh, and Leia is now dressed as a banana.
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And let’s alter the hyperspace tunnel, just 'cause.
I'll need some time to prepare the other two covers then.
deepanddark20 said:
If Disney releases the OUT, will they replace the 20th Century Fox fanfare/logo at the beginning? Even if the entire rest of the movie after that is the unaltered theatrical version, it still wouldn't be acceptable to me. I'm already having a hard enough time accepting the fact that every Star Wars movie from now on (starting with VII) will not open with the fox logo/fanfare... if Disney removes it from any of the previously released movies, I won't buy a copy.
They probably wouldn't. Warner Bros. didn't replace the MGM logo at the start of the original Tom & Jerry cartoons.
Well, I've seen the evidence. I can't believe - I KNEW there was a sense of antagonism when I first spoke to him! I should never have trusted him! Well, stuff it - he wants to bring the fan edit society down? Well I'm no longer a fan of his! Someone ELSE can finish The Thief and the Cobbler for all I care!!
They look like balloon animals!
Harmy said:
I really don't know exactly. Will "pretty soon" be enough of an answer?
It'll do for me.
Superb! Ah, not to come off as impertinent, but how soon do you project the Blu-ray to be out?
KilroyMcFadden said:
File this under "no kidding". On the front page of Reddit right now...
TIL no physical clone trooper armor was ever produced for Star Wars prequels. Every Clone trooper was CGI.
http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/200cyp/til_no_physical_clone_trooper_armor_was_ever/
Why am I not surprised by this?