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#534614
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A
cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart 
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.


Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. 
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart 
forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into 
laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just 
thinking of my own funeral.....I'm a gynecologist".

The proctologist fainted...