Any thing rob zombie has directed or remade
Without a paddle 2. (the first one was a good lighthearted mel brooks esque parody of deliverance but did we really need a sequel which was exactly the same movie but with new people)
Terminator 3 I love the terminators before (havent seen the new one) but the 3rd was meh. Just a reason to put Arnie in another action movie. The sheminator was pretty hot though.
Matrix 2 and 3. As Randy would say "Im not feelin it dawg" I could be nice but why werent they like the first one. The vibe was different and everything
Transporter 2 and 3. Good lord do we really need more Jason Stathem movies. He plays the same character in every movie he really has no skill in movies. He belongs on a list with vin diesel though i did like the riddick movies.
American Pie Naked/Bandcamp UUUUUGh. I admit I loved the original 3 movies. I was a teenager and I just enjoyed them. But movies about stiflers brother who is just a reason to reprise sean william scotts role without getting sean william scott.
Underworld 3 I liked the first one as well as any vampire movie and the second went down ok. But the third one was a useless film. Just did not work
The Mummy 3 I am gonna be bashed for liking the first 2 but NO NO NO. What were they thinking. NO. they made the already cheesy characters, cheese nip cheesy. I was getting flooded in the theatre with cheese wiz. The chick who replaced Eve was to self centered. She was like a british Peggy Hill. It doesn't work. Of course the other 2 werent special but they were better than this one.
Austin Powers Goldmember Ok Mike Myers we know you love making sequels (hence shreks constant continuations) But why did you make the same movie as Austin Powers 2? Why? It was basically same shit different day. I laughed but I laugh at the other movies still. I cant say it was bad it just wasn't a knew flavor.
007 Dalton and Daniel Craig Years I loved Connery, Moore, and Brosnan as bond but these 2 guys just NO. The Daniel Craig Bond was edgier but he wasn't Bond. But really haven't their been enough bond movies.
Batman Forever and Batman And Robin George and Val could have been good batmen. But really they were NOT.
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Johnny Depp fans are going to hate me BUT. Why him. He doesn't work for that role. I have so many things against that movie that I am gonna chop it up abit. The Oompa Loompa's were annoying I found myself fast fowarding their songs and even turning my head as to not see them bobbing their heads, One little person played the Oompa Loompas ONE. What Tim Burton you could not get enough lil people. George Lucas could way back in the day. Their songs were annoying to know end. I missed the Gene Wylder Willy Wonka. Was that not good enough. I know Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was more like the book but I didn't upchuck when I saw the original. Danny Elfman's music approach was very uuggh. I expect more from somebody as good as him. I would hate it just as much if it was the only version. The original just needed to be restored better that is it. The oompa loompas were badass and Gene was likeable Johnny was unless your a 12 year old girl an annoying jerk. I love my johnny depp movies and some of tim burtons movies but for once can we get some colour in this mufugga. My freinds always say "you dont like Tim Burton because you cant think out side of the box." HAHAAHA what box. Tim Burton stays in one single box his movies all look and feel the same. It works for some but I follow directors closely and good ones do something different each time they walk around the block.