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kilik64 said:

I dont care what anyone else says, TPM is a steaming pile of shit.

Yes, but it's only just a pile. AOTC is a pool of shit, and ROTS an entire river!

skyjedi2005 said:

The EU and Lucas universe are said to be totally different, in EU boba fett is a mandalorian, in Lucas universe he is just a clone of a random bounty hunter who stole a mandalorian's armor.

 

"No, no!" exclaimed the EUphile, his voice cracking with raw emotion. "George's universe and the EU are one and the same! I can prove it! The Outrider! Coruscant! Double-bladed lightsaber! Well-endowed blue Twi'lek babe! YYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And that poor, sad, pathetic excuse of a man continued to jump through hoops all through the night.

Lightsaber Colours I Plan On Using throughout My PT and The Respective Affiliations Thereof

Azure: Jedi and Dark Jedi.

Cyan: Anakin.

White: Jedi initiates.

Crimson: Sith.

Green: Asajj Ventress.

Blue: Asajj Ventress.

Purple: Mace Windu clone.

Yellow: Kaminoan clone troopers (Force-sensitive variety).

Sigh ... don't you people know by now that when George fails to tell a story properly, you have to go to the EU to fill in the gaps?

;-)

I'd actually like to read this one.

Wait, wait, wait. Is that an "H" there on the end? Is that supposed to read George W. Lucash?

LOTFLMAO

Hee hee hee ...

A: I can, in an alternate timeline.

Q: What's the reverse-gender equivalent of a shemale?

I'm going to sell unauthorized shemale Leia porn to sexually confused teenage boys.

skyjedi2005 said:

It was bad enough when they ruined the EU with retcons to fit the prequels, now the creativity is stifled because of Lucas Clone Wars series.

You cannot have anymore off the wall EU if it has to be approved by Lucas himself.

"I decided to change the canon its my canon and i can do what i want, I want" IS how i picture Lucas.

I don't really know if Lucas should be blamed for the state the EU's in currently. Except for having Anakin Solo disposed of and limiting the use of Wookiee Jedi, Lucas doesn't interfere with the EU all that often.

I think most of the blame should fall on the various editors, writers, etc. running the EU. If they wanted to, they could work around the PT, ignoring or subverting it's existence while working in other eras while still acknowledging it as canon. But they don't, because they are just a bunch of obvious sycophants who just love to shove prequelisms into each and every era outside of the PT.

The Empire's speciesist and sexist. Notice the lack of women in the Imperial hierarchy.

TheBoost said:

But this brings up the question, ignoring the EU and PT, are all Huts as slimy and wormy and fat as Jabba?

I can't ignore this. It's too awesome =D

When I found out the antagonist was going to be named Darth Scabrous, I knew right away this was a book to avoid.

Death Troopers was crap, but at least it didn't touch on the Dork Age Sith.

Del Rey sucks gritty shit.

This is soooo far out, it's trippy!

S_Matt perceived a light-hearted comment as derailment of his thread, overreacted, and left.

S_Matt's overreaction and departure resulted in the thread being derailed.

Had S_Matt never overreacted and left, this thread would still be on the rail.

Isn't it ironic? Don'tcha think?

WTF? Ol' Momaw looks nothing like ET!