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skyjedi2005 said:

I agree for star wars though multiverse is daft. so is time travel.

When you are trying to write a cohesive saga of 9 films, a family saga like the Skwalker saga it makes sense to not do multiverse

Big Blue Robot - only 'cause the rebuilt one looks like crap in that photo.

Boo or Boo-urns?

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^Do my eyes deceive me? YOU defending LUCAS? Did I accidently log in to the OT.com of the Bizarro World?

I'll never, ever understand why the Power Rangers had mouths on their helmets.

I'll be less generous and say stupid, incredibly stupid.

Ra from Stargate.

SilverWook said:

I never noticed Jabba's minions have their own bongs. This puts the palace scenes in a whole new light! ;)

^She was hot?

^Technically, if you don't like parallel universes, you could just ignore 'em =P

doubleKO said:

Tyrphanax said:

It's like when a production studio sends out casting calls for an "Adam Carolla type" and then when Adam Carolla shows up to audition, they reject him and cast someone almost exactly like him, but who isn't him.

Tyler Labine is sometimes a better Jack Black than Jack Black...

 

My personal canon is the Original Trilogy.

Prequels/Clone Wars are part of the "Lame Universe". In the regular Star Wars universe, there is no Qui-Gon Jinn. He therefore does not encounter Jar-Jar, find a significantly different Lame Universe Anakin or train Obi-Wan to be a dumbass who can't find a planet. In the real, yet non-existent prequels Yoda trains Obi-Wan, who then finds the REAL Anakin, who becomes the bad mofo in the Vader suit...

The force is not nearly as powerful in the Lame Universe because its power comes from bacteria rather than a mystical energy field that binds the universe together. Consequently a room full of Lame Universe Jedi are unable to sense a Sith two feet away and can be killed rather easily by deliberately retarded clone troops. Pointy lightsabers, different fighting styles, the possibility of the dark side being stronger, nonsensical chronology and continuity errors - all explained!

"Lover Of Mine" by Alannah Myles.

The song played in a dream, though, so I don't know if that counts.

Diarrhea.

Chainsaw or boomstick?

Scary Movie had a good trailer.

If you're not with CGI then you're CGI's enemy.

^Ah, you're mean. What has the trash can ever done to you?

I ignored mentioning those SW-related works that I consider only near-canon and semi-canon from my earlier list for the sake of brevity. Would anyone here be interested in seeing me type up a list of those omitted works?

TheBoost said:

TV's Frink said:

 

Actually, wasps freak me out twice as much as bees.

Wasps don't hunt in packs though. One wasp sting, one big splat, no more wasp.

This is a bunch of bees using the "thermal defense" where they mob up on a wasp and use their body heat to kill it to death.

THAT is the stuff of nightmares.

I'd say the Asian Giant Hornet they're ganging up on there is really the stuff of nightmares.

*shudder*

Davnes007 said:

Goodnight Moon

^Maybe Lucas will insert a scene of R2 blasting off in an uncontrolled flight, too.

Tyrphanax said:

No no. I mean in-universe. Perhaps lightsabers just change colour slightly depending on certain conditions.

Tyrphanax said:

There's a lot and don't care to assault the forums like a particular battery. <_<

I don't really mind bees. They don't bother me and they're actually kind of cute.

Yellowjackets on the other hand ... God, I hate those bastards. My parents used to be orchard labourers, and since they didn't trust babysitters, me and my sister would have to spend almost all of our free time in amongst the apple trees. The wasps live in the damn trees, really, and it's hard to miss droves of wasps eating away at discarded apples on the ground during the summer. I used to go around with bare feet as a kid, even in the orchards, and I ended up stepping on the motherfuckers a few times, and got stung for it.

I still not free of the bastards, though. They like the area around my home, and I'm always seeing them flying through the air and finding their nests outside the house in every possible nook and cranny.

^^You've read Skippy the Jedi Droid too?

Where's a time machine and a T-900 when you really need one?