DuracellEnergizer

And I thought I had problems ...

I'm an asshole without a whip or fedora =(

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To serve as the punchline for this lame joke.

SilverWook said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Equinox (1970)

This film is a prime candidate for a movie that should be remade. The ideas are all good, but the film is betrayed by a poor cast and sloppy writing. Still, it is enjoyable, for the unintentional goofiness and the interesting similarities with The Evil Dead if nothing more.

6/10

You do know the history of that particular film, right? It's literally a amateur film Dennis Muren made that somehow managed to get theatrical distribution. Much like how John Carpenter's Dark Star made the leap from film school project to feature film.

[EDIT] Accidental, prematurely-made post. Nothing to see here - move along, move along.

^Stop raping my childhood! Don't you know better than to defile pristine youthful nostalgia with such harshly glaring adult takes on reality? Forshame, on you! Forshame!!!

Anyway, moving on ...

Equinox (1970)

This film is a prime candidate for a movie that should be remade. The ideas are all good, but the film is betrayed by a poor cast and sloppy writing. Still, it is enjoyable, for the unintentional goofiness and the interesting similarities with The Evil Dead if nothing more.

6/10

*squirt*

I have a hard time believing the OOT will remain suppressed indefinately. Some time from now, long after Charon ferries Lucas across the River Styx, Lucasfilm will probably restore the theatrical films to the best of their ability and release them. Perhaps they won't be of the greatest quality, but at least they'll be acknowledged. A number of surviving films from the early eras of cinema don't come wrapped in the prettiest of ribbons, but people still watch and enjoy them.

Before the beginning there was the Nothing. The Nothing was without form, an empty void. Then the Creator came, and It hovered before the darkness.

And the Creator said "Begin," and the Creation began. It stretched forth Its hand, and order was formed. With it came the heavens, time, and life. The Creator beheld the Creation, and was well pleased.

Then the Creator said "I shall make gods in My image, after My likeness, so that they may rule over the infinite heavens and their worlds and over all the living creatures that dwell within."

So the Creator created gods after Its own image, after Its likeness, in the image of the Creator It created them, good and evil It created them.

The Creator blessed them and said to them, "Do what thou wilt."

McFlabbergasty said:

Also, I am a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl before. I am not willing to hire a prostitute because from every account I have ever heard, that does not really change anything besides the size of one's wallet.

Monolithium said:

Bingowings said:

Imagine a PT about a the rise to power of the Emperor instead of the fall from grace of an already rather unlikable git who only really becomes interesting and fun in the three films that pre-existed it.

"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM!"

This dialogue, originally written for Anakin, would sound great coming from Sidious.

The main characters should always be played by big name actors, regardless of whether or not they suit the part.

The main characters should never be played by lesser known/unknown actors, even if they suit the part.

Make everything look as bright and vibrant as an airbrushed model in a Photoshopped magazine.

Get a piece of talentless, deformed, worthless shit like Lil Wayne to squat, grunt, and unload the soundtrack from his diseased anus onto the mike.

Fake celebrities, eh ...

Elaine Morrison said:

Hi, there! You probably don't know me, seeing as I'm a native of Earth-235, a universe located sixty-four realities away from yours, but I'm a famous pop musician, born in Austria-Hungary but raised in Kanata. Anyway, I watched the first film in the Star Wars Quadrilogy back in June 1, 1974 on my sixteen birthday, fell in love with the franchise on the spot, and have been a fan ever since. I'm asking Mr. Giorgio Lucius to please, please, remaster and release cleaned-up versions of the theatrical editions on mini-LaserDisc and HD-DVD for my children's, and children's-children's, generation to enjoy it all their splendid grandeur.

Davnes007 said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

I don't know if a link to this site has been posted already or not. Regardless ...

<a href="http://www.timecube.com/" target="_blank" title="www.timecube.com/"></a><a href="http://www.timecube.com/" target="_blank" title="www.timecube.com/">http://www.timecube.com/</a>

What the hell did I just read?

So the Earth is a round square...there are 4 days in a day...and Word is a lie?

**head_asplode.gif**

I don't know if a link to this site has been posted already or not. Regardless ...

http://www.timecube.com/

Harmy said:

Anyone know anything about the book?

Kathleen Kennedy said:

"I don't quite understand what the controversy is all about," Kennedy said. "It would be a big controversy if the studio was going in making a bunch of changes to movies and then releasing DVDs because they felt the movie was better or something. But if a director is reissuing a movie and wants to go in and make adjustments, that's entirely up to the vision of the director."

pat man said:

PLEASE!!!! CAN WE JUST GO BACK TO THE T.V. CALIBRATION!!!!!!!!!!! 

The Legend of Hell House (1973)

There was a lot of nice atmosphere present in the film, and it was interesting to see Clive Revill in an actual on-screen performance, but the story felt rushed and the ending was a little too anticlimactic for my tastes.

6/10

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Leonardo said:

twister111 said:

 

pat man said:

this is a t.v threat.sorry. and thy do work 

My tv doesn't need any "threat"s.





 

"There can be only one"

or

"Klaatu barada nikto"

So feel what were my eyes. Sink into the holes in my eyes. My sins have made me blind. Sink into the holes in my eyes.