DuracellEnergizer

Most of those films I've never heard of, the rest that I have I hold no interest for, so uber-meh.

The meaning of life? To provide Azathoth with aeons of free, mindless entertainment.

The Jehovah's Witnesses should finally take a hint and leave their collage-fodder in the basket hanging on the gate instead of constantly knocking on the door and riling up the dogs.

Innsmouthians, how is it you're able to procreate with Deep Ones? Being an aquatic species of a blatantly amphibious extraction, surely their genes must be incompatible with yours.

If it goes on, it means the death of millions of people, everyone watching, don't you understand that? Well ... well say it's a bomb then, say whatever you want, just get it off the air! Please, you jus ... No, no I can't prove it, you gotta believe me! Believe me! Take it off the air now, please! You've got to, it ... The third channel, it's still on. Please, take off the third channel. The third channel, it's still running. Stop it, please, for God's sake, please stop it. There's no more time! Please stop it. Stop it now. Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)

It's amazing how this film mirrors the original. It's like poetry!

5/10

^The telephone she used in that vignette was of a very peculiar make and model.

Azathoth and Yog-Sothoth are not seperate gods, but both aspects of Yaldabaoth - the Demiurge - the pantheistic god who is omniscient and omnipotent within the confines of the omniverse, but is powerless and ignorant of everything which exists beyond; this ignorance extends to Its parents, the benevolent God Ahura Mazda and the malevolent God Angra Mainyu.

So, you see, Lovecraft had no more insight into the natural order of the universe than any other prophet or religious leader - he saw through a glass darkly, like all his predecessors and successors.

Vader's head looks like a balcony in that pic.

Hoth-Nudist said:

clive Revell's removal for douchebag christensen

Tyrphanax said:

I got NOTHING!

Tobar said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

 
Bah! That's not true Stargate! That a piss-poor piece of afterbirth spawned from the belly of a parody series that turned to shit after its fifth season!

 

Tell us how you really feel.

greenpenguino said:

Stargate (1994)

It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. It was quite a lot of fun actually. I did kinda cringe at the whole ancient aliens thing but overall it was pretty good.

I liked David Arnold's score for it too, and I loved that the version of it I saw wasn't DNR'd or imperfections eliminated in any way.

3 balls out of 5.

Akwat Kbrana said:

Leonardo said:

Stargate?

Yes. Specifically, the season 8 finale of Stargate SG-1, a two-part episode entitled "Moebius."

Bingowings said:

Looks like you finished already.

After I consume Kristen Stewart's meagre flesh, I shall pick my teeth with her bones.

TheBoost said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Personally, I think Vader would have been a far better ruler than Palpatine. He probably would have abolished Palpatine's xenophobic decrees and allowed non-humans equal rights within the Empire, wouldn't have committed or sanctioned any genocidal crusades, and probably wouldn't have had planet killing super weapons like the Death Stars built. He wouldn't be entirely benevolent, but he wouldn't be the Space Hitler his master was.

I'm curious what about this friend-betraying, child-slaughtering, father raping, daughter-torturing, Force-choking, sand-hating beast gives you the impression he'd be in any way benevolent.

 

Unless that post was your human sarcasm. I always have trouble with that.

Uber-meh.

Davnes007 said:

That's fine by me....'cause I won't have to see it from now on. :P

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Don't take up necrophilia.

Davnes007 said:

And, will he be encouraged to change it?. o_O

The first stirrings of rebellion - so to speak - happened for me as far back as 2003, when I saw AOTC for the first time, and then later in 2005/06, when I became disillusioned with the state the post-AOTC EU was in and finally witnessed the overhyped underwhelming disappointment that was ROTS; I was still more-or-less a Lucasfilm Kool-Aid drinker at the time, though, and only became a purist in 2008, when I got my first home computer with Internet access and became exposed to the viewpoints of fans who were irate with the PT & SEs.

thecolorsblend said:

Love it or hate it, TPM changed how films are made. Usually movies would have "effects sequences". It was a new thing to have effects used in pretty much every shot as part of telling the story.

Like a shaved Ewok with gigantism?

Personally, I think Vader would have been a far better ruler than Palpatine. He probably would have abolished Palpatine's xenophobic decrees and allowed non-humans equal rights within the Empire, wouldn't have committed or sanctioned any genocidal crusades, and probably wouldn't have had planet killing super weapons like the Death Stars built. He wouldn't be entirely benevolent, but he wouldn't be the Space Hitler his master was.

If there were no stars, then the Great Old Ones would have full sway over the universe, no none whatsoever. It all depends on how they're affected by the heavenly bodies.