DuracellEnergizer

I used to think the TV series Mutant X was teh shit, but now, in hindsight, I recognize that it was just shit, period. It pandered to stupid teens, the writing was extremely poor, and the characterization pathetic - there were only two good characters on the entire show, and they were killed off for no goddamned good reason. All-in-all, it deserved to be cancelled in the unceremonious fashion that it was.

On the plus side, it didn't have any already-extant legacy to tarnish like its contempory Smallville did.

Stargate: Underworld

I'm not much of a fan of the SG-1 series anymore, but even I can tell that it's better than this mediocre fanfic, faithfulness to the original film be damned.

YubNubGuy said:

This picture sucks. No, more than that, it fucking sucks. It defiles the entire EU - past, present, and future - with its very existence. This picture wiped out the dinosaurs. Every murderer who has ever existed has been retroactively inspired by this picture. When this picture was created, the cosmos compensated by introducing entropy into the universe. And, more than anything, it proves that God doesn't exist, that even if He did exist, He would be purely, unambiguously - even from His own point of view - evil.

TheBoost said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

He glorifies everything that's wrong with Hollywood, so I can't help but dislike the guy.

Interesting comment for an artist who managed to control his destiny totally divorced from Hollywood. He has absolute control over his production, and answers to no one, which is pretty much the exact opposite of Hollywood.

The independent spirit is only appreciated when it makes what we like. 

They blew up D'Spayre?!?!?!?



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tobar said:

Ugh, I really hope that never happens. The writers over at Dark Horse have Star Wars DOWN. They've consistently been generating the best Star Wars content for years now.

Insolent humans ...

ts;dr

I'd be happy that YubNubGuy's been banned if it weren't for the fact that he really pissed me off.

Anyone who substitutes letters for complete words deserves to be ban-hammered.

It's there to distract you from the woefully inadequate search function.

ray_afraid said:

Chicken Boo said:

 
Has anyone ever unearthed the Kurtz Jedi script? Or at least a more in depth treatment that just one sentence (Han rescued, dies in attack on Imperial base, Leia becomes Queen, Luke wonders off)?

Queen of what? In the first film she was the princess of a planet that was destroyed and was mostly using the "princess" thing as a ruse to cover the fact that she was a leader of the Rebel military on a secret mission. it's not like she was princess of the galaxy..

The still construction of London After Midnight (1927)

Now that I know the story, I have no interest in seeing the film even if a copy is somehow discovered, restored, and made available to the public. Except for The Village, I've never once enjoyed these "bait and switch" movies, and nothing here convinces me this film would be any exception.

5/10 (for the reconstruction, of course; the film itself is unratable)

Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer.

This is nine! Nine! This is nine! Nine! This is ten! Ten! We have killed your friends! Every friend is now dead! This is six! Six!

Why is it the laserfire from Imperial ships is green, but the laserfire from their blasters and walkers is the same red-orange as the Rebels'? Where the animators just too lazy to draw in different colour beams or something along those lines when it came to charged gunfight scenes?

Eh, I still don't like it. It smacks of outright unoriginality. A better idea would have been to have gone with a souped-up Star Destroyer or something along those lines.

He glorifies everything that's wrong with Hollywood, so I can't help but dislike the guy.

I'm definately going to use that pic as an avatar sometime in the near future.

Colorectal surgery on eldritch abominations.

No, they were with Jar Jar on vacation at Hologram Fun World.

If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.

All I want to know is whether or not Billy D. has ever gone without a moustache at any point during his adult life.

George Lucas may have mastered universe shrinkage, but Stephen King has mastered multiverse shrinkage.