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I beg of you to query me so that I may provide adequate rejoinders to speed my progress across the bridge yonder, sirrah.
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I beg of you to query me so that I may provide adequate rejoinders to speed my progress across the bridge yonder, sirrah.
I've added
Gojira (1954) and Godzilla: King of Monsters (1956), both in a two-disc set
High Plains Drifter
The Simpsons (Season 5)
and The X-Files (Season 5)
to my collection.
So now, tallying up all the movies -- shorts and alternate cuts included -- and TV shows I have, I own:
83 films and 12 seasons of 4 shows on DVD.
Sadly, I still have about -- oh -- 145 films and 59 seasons of 16 shows (and counting) left to go. =(
I ate his noodly appendage. And then I ate him.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is dead.
Leonardo said:
WHAT... is so special about Special K?
"Special K is made out of special people!"
Or, to use a simple mathematical equation:
TV's Frink said:
I'd like to botch about the botch thread.
Those sons of botches really botched things up, didn't they?
generalfrevious said:
It totally sucks that I am living in the last decades of humanity, and that all life on Earth will probably be wiped out.
The largest extinction event in history -- the Permian-Triassic extinction event -- wiped out 96% of all marine species and 70% of all terrestrial vertebra species. Yet look at the Earth now -- chockful of life in all it's various forms.
Somehow, I don't think something as relatively minor as global warming is going to be the straw which breaks the Earth's back.
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Post Praetorian said:
Why might you prefer an immortal, potentially despotic being to be the driver of the universe as opposed to a multitude of mortal, less self-assured individuals?
The former -- assuming it's omnipotent -- has complete control over the universe and can shape it to its will; It can give anything it creates and controls objective meaning and purpose if it so chooses. We lowly mortals cannot; we are slaves to the laws of the universe and we can never become its masters.
Further, if you were to discover that the being in charge of the universe might be cold and unfeeling, would it still be preferred to no being at all?
I guess this would fall under the "same difference" classification. Any specific reactions would really depend on how cold and unfeeling the deity in question was, whether it actually created the universe or not, and if it did, did it create the universe on purpose or by accident, etc.
To clarify, are you hopeful of a specific type of deity to exist or will any such be acceptable?
I'd basically like an analogue of the loving, forgiving God of the New Testament to exist.
generalfrevious said:
since none of you believe in climate change anyways
Oy, you don't know how wrong you are ...
darklordoftech said:
Tobar said: I miss Dark Horse already. =(
Nobody pointed fingers at Dark Horse when something showed up in their comics, so why does everyone point fingers at Marvel?
Because Marvel's lost too much dignity and self-respect over the decades.
Maybe scantily clad women make up only part of Jabba's harem ...
Handman said:
DuracellEnergizer said:
Auctioning off former employees ... is that legal?
I will make it legal.
RIGHT ANSWER!
Trippy like a FOX!
In honour of the almighty Absurd, I have crafted this graven image:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ6nS3222TM&feature=youtu.be
And given unto it the immortal souls of these sacrificial lambs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lordk1Kz2gc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohIxqAGyKyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eOynoF5vFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNvtBNENqEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWL9DS1DZTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP__WiVi6fw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CdQyqE6aBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbtioTqgRkY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vAhLruJ7BE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCN1vNVJlp8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH6TdYXRzTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biKt7vySKxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWqlFCQB8xU
As I am the Absurd's high priest, it is within my power to grant unto you the permission to sojourn to and converse within this most holy of temples. First, however, you must visit and pay homage to the idol. If you do not, you must go to Hell -- go directly to Hell. Do not pass Purgatory. Do not collect 200 absolutions.
Here's some info on Charlie's new bride:
https://hollywoodlife.com/2014/11/18/charles-manson-bride-afton-elaine-burton-how-they-met-facts/#
I don't know what's scarier -- that they met when she was seventeen or that she actually believes he's innocent.
This thread is so groovy.
digitalfreaknyc said:
DuracellEnergizer said:
Auctioning off former employees ... is that legal?
Depends on the employee.
WRONG ANSWER!
^Yes.
Auctioning off former employees ... is that legal?
TV's Frink said:
George Lucas got off as well.
...
What, you all were thinking it too.
"I am now ..."
Is thejediknighthusezni's internalized homophobia caused by his batshit craziness, or is his batshit craziness caused by his internalized homophobia?
Because his pretty boy years colour almost everyone's opinion of the man as an actor.
Hal 9000 said:
TV's Frink said:
I think we need a parroty thread in off topic.
May the cracker be with you.
You jive mutha --!
Easterhay's disappeared into the ether once again. That's definately good news, am I right?
YR-27 is a type of plastic explosive, is it not?