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Stone Temple Pilots, who were

SilverWook said:

Threepio actually shooting someone is a disturbing thought to me.

;-P

I now want to see Ewoks roasting a Gungan on a spit ...

If everyone on these forums were to take Frink as seriously as you are right now, Frink would be the only poster here.

In other words: lighten up.

window washer, who also moonlighted

to the zombie, Keith Richards 

Don't eat avocados?! You're going down, heathen!!!

The prospect of seeing Threepio handle a good, old fashioned handgun is almost enough incentive to make me lift my boycott against Marvel.

Say this line to yourself

"Mace Windu's lightsaber is purple, not pink, purple"

and keep saying it until you have it memorized.

was an organ cloning chamber

unamochilla2 said:

Possibly not but but the death of the Emperor and Vader,

"You sound like a motor boat". 

SW is pizza

TESB is pizza with extra cheese and toppings

ROTJ is chicken noodle soup

TPM is dry bread

AOTC is mouldy bread

ROTS is mouldy bread that has been vomited back up

Bourbon said:

Nonetheless, the PT was an entertaining adventure with better effects and more saber battles 

which lead to health problems

Mace Windu was an aloof, hypocritical asshole. That doesn't mean he was evil.

Short Round said:

Dr. Jones and the Temple of Doom

You call him Indiana! 

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Bourbon said:

In my opinion, the prequels did not suck.

BOO!

I enjoyed them as much as the OT and my favorite of the 6 is ROTS, but I love them all. 

BOO!

However, a number of people did not enjoy the PT for various reasons, so I accept that they are not for everybody.

BOO-URNS!

 What's wrong with that last one?.

Nothing. That's why I used "BOO-URNS" instead of "BOO". 

interrupted theson ofa thousandfathers, whowereall

Post Praetorian said:

Alternately, how might one describe a color one cannot see?

As a colour out of space. 

used to begin a totalitarian

Bourbon said:

In my opinion, the prequels did not suck.

BOO!

I enjoyed them as much as the OT and my favorite of the 6 is ROTS, but I love them all. 

BOO!

However, a number of people did not enjoy the PT for various reasons, so I accept that they are not for everybody.

BOO-URNS!

The entire Tales of the Jedi series.

While I can't think of any specific writers I'd like to see work on the stories, I would like to see it illustrated by David Roach (he did work on two issues for the first Tales of the Jedi miniseries, but he was far, far, far from being one of the main artists).

successfully panhandle at the Vatican

The Blob (1988)

Ethan Hawke looks weird with long hair -- kinda like '90s Michael Jackson but without the bad plastic surgery.

7/10

Careful (1992)

The moral of this story: Don't date rape your mother. If you do, you're liable to burn your lips with a hot coal, cut the fingers of your left hand off with a pair of pruning shears, and then commit suicide by throwing yourself off a mountain, thus setting about a series of unfortunate events which will culminate with the death of everyone in your family save a single, solitary brother. 

8/10

Tower of London (1962)

Though I love B&W cinematography, I feel that Roger Corman's films look best when shot in colour; there's just so much he can do visually with a full palette of bright, bold colour to work with. As a consequence, this movie is pretty drab compared to his later, better films.

Still, there is Vincent Price as Richard III. While not his best performance, he still breathes plenty of hammy life into this picture, elevating it above what it would have been without his presence. 

8/10

Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933)

If it hadn't been for Glenda Farrell's performance and the fact that the film was shot in two-colour Technicolor, I probably would have found Mystery of the Wax Museum plainly average. As it is, though, Farrell steals every scene she's in, and I just love the look of two-colour Technicolor.

7/10

Tower of London (1939)

I expected to like this movie more than I did. Unfortunately, I didn't.

I found the story hard to follow in the first half of the film, and Boris Karloff -- who is the only reason why I wanted to watch the movie in the first place -- didn't have very much screentime, leaving me disinterested in pretty much the rest of the proceedings. And that ending -- I don't think I've ever seen an anticlimax that anticlimactic before in my life.

6/10

Deciding enough was enough, Madonna