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Everyone else named Lloyd. Eventually

Yes, there is. It's called time travel.

TV's Frink said:

It's like you didn't even read what I wrote.

At least he's fairly literate, unlike some posters I know. 

Possessed said:

You've got a means to travel back in time and THAT'S what you want to do?   No ladies you'd want to go back and visit when they're still young?  No seeing the original versions of star wars in theaters?  

Now that you mention it, there was this one girl I was madly in love with in high school who never returned my feelings.

Had I the chance, I'd travel back in time to when she was just a small child, kidnap her from her parents, then raise her in a mentally unhealthy environment to obey my every whim, ultimately programming her to be my unquestioning sex slave once she came of age.

Hmm ... perhaps I'd just go ahead and do the same to every single woman who's ever spurned me. I could create my own harem of Stepford Wives!

in people named Harry and

I assume he turned down the intensity after skewering them. ;-P

TV's Frink said:

I can't.

Eat your Wheaties in the morning and say your prayers at night and maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to do so one day. 

alterations to customers' TV reception.

I'd have to say The Wall by Pink Floyd. It's emotional and musical complexity just breaks the mold, IMO.

Ryan McAvoy said:

Not liking Jelly Babies does not compute... and Bassett's are the best.

Must be something locals are accustomed to but non-natives wouldn't have an immediate taste for. Like Vegemite. Or human flesh. 

I hate trying to sort my favourite films by preference as I often don't prefer one over the other, but I'll give it a try this time around.

1. A Goofy Movie
2. The Mask of Zorro
3. Planes, Trains & Automobiles
4. The Lost Boys
5. Highlander
6. The Empire Strikes Back
7. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
8. Army of Darkness
9. Star Wars
10. Stargate

then he joined CableCompany™.

The last new thing I tried was some kind of cheese -- I don't recall which kind, sorry -- shaped in the form of small balls that came in a plastic container filled with water.

Needless to say, it was like eating soft, tasteless plastic.

lovelikewinter said:

I like the Ewoks.

I like Ewoks, too.

Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside. Yum, num!

I assume you're talking about the lame Tagge, not the cool Tagge.

The Merchant said:

KOTOR 2's idea of "Wounds in the Force." It was like the developers tried to make something more evil then the Dark-side and we got a huge mess of monsters who eat entire planets like Galactus. I mean was there really any point in making that when the story could have been much more simple, like remnants of Revan's empire still resisting against the Republic. Nope, we gotta go full Lovecraft!

Lovecraft meeting Star Wars would actually be awesome. Nihilius doesn't sound like Lovecraft; he sounds like an overpowered supervillain in a poorly written comic book. 

information superhighway. Alerted, Jim Carrey

timdiggerm said:

Danfun128 said:

Tuvok was the Vulcan (despite his apperence, I think he was fully Vulcan). 

Are you saying Vulcans can't be black?

Were it up to me, full-blooded Vulcans wouldn't be any Terran colour, be it white, black, or any shade in between.

both overheated, jammed, and exploded.

Ah, yes, I remember now -- it was a temporary ban which was silently altered into a permanent one.

I wonder if he would've returned had it been rescinded like it was originally supposed to.

Gotdang typos in my gotdang post gotdanging up my gotdang witticisms ...

Ah, twooffour ... How I wish he'd return (for the lulz, of course).

I'm altering the thread. Pray I don't alert it any further.

"Ridiculous alternative" doesn't quite have the same aesthetically pleasing flow "ridiculous revisionism" has, though.

Possessed said:

He wouldn't have a problem with her talking to her childhood best friend.  Honestly it's mostly because she gets on my nerves.   She's got that bubble gum stupid teenager attitude, which was cute when she was 16 but now it's just irritating.

At first I thought you were being kind of a putz, but with this information, everything falls into perfect perspective.

There really should be a law making it mandatory for everyone past the age of 22 to act like adults.