DuracellEnergizer

I thought robots were incapable of feeling the Force. *shrug*

Moth3r said:

My uncle used to find Mr Bean offensive, because he thought it was making fun of people with learning difficulties.

What a twat.

Mr. Bean is not a twat! 

FanFiltration said:

LOL!

CNN:  British actor Andrew Garfield cast as Spider-man

Oh, what a tangled web he’ll weave! British actor Andrew Garfield has landed the coveted role of Peter Parker – aka Spider-Man – in the upcoming 3-D reinvention of the $2.5 billion movie franchise.

Wow, this is going to SUCK!

Yes, yes, it did suck. It sucked a lot. 

It's lame even for a Stargate SG-1 spinoff.

This thread is so beautiful. *wipes sentimental tear from eye*

Ric Olie said:

Not exactly what you asked, but I once wrote a TV pilot based on the original V miniseries.  It was the same idea, but when the aliens tear off their human masks, they all look and act like me.  The most disturbing part was the young women who shacks up with one of the aliens, and gets pregnant with twins.  The first baby comes out and seems normal, but then opens his mouth and says "There's my mom.  She's tired from delivering me.  And there's the doctor.  And several nurses.  And..."  Suddenly, the first baby is interrupted when the second baby is born, and he has my face, hair, and tunic.  It was chilling.

No one would buy the script, but man, was it sweet.

This is why we need Ric Classic back. 

Well, this thread didn't really go anywhere ...

*sigh*

DuracellEnergizer said:

And then the multiverse imploded.

The End

Or prehaps ... The Beginning?

Ric_2 should have pointed out my poor spelling here. I wonder why he didn't. 

DuracellEnergizer said:

It'd be nice to see Hollywood shot in the foot. It'd be even better, though, if the same happened to the music industry.

With a grenade launcher, I might add. 

I think I should publish this amazing piece of literature someday.

Ziggy Stardust said:

I like The Dark Crystal, but not as much as Labyrinth, for obvious reasons. (see username, avatar, profile picture, and most of my posts)

You're talkin' about the lack of Jennifer Connelly, right? 

Stinky-Dinkins said:

I could sure go for that hair removal cream -- it's be so much simpler than having to bother with shitty razors that always go dull or clog up.

I'm trapped in a box with Schrödinger's cat, so I'm not dead, either.

Hmm ... I thought I'd contributed to this thread, but found any posts by moi I did not.

Oh, well -- time for rectification. This is what I really look like:

(I'm the one on the bottom.)

^You'd better not be diverging, Jack. I haven't the plateau for Janus.

skyjedi2005 said:

I don't like the idea of killing Han.

On the other hand if he dies hopefully it is a meaningful death,  and they don't come up with some stupid crap to bring him back to life in a sequel.

Star Wars VIII: The Search for Solo.

=P 

Leonardo said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KdQ7Gig770

Urge to add movie to watchlist rising ... 

Post Praetorian said:

Boycott of thread commencing in 5...4...3...

 2 ... 1 ... 0 ... -1 ... -2 ... -3 ... -4 ... -5 ...

Meh. I'm sick to death of how the EU's portrayed Vader for years now, and I doubt Marvel's going to be the one to bring him back to basics. Count me officially done with the "canon" version of the character.

ray_afraid said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

That just isn't keen, cat.

 If ya can't use the slang correctly, don't use it at all.

You're jiving up my hepcat, jitterbug. Get with the cowabunga or square out. 

bkev said:

Also, how bad has Stevie Nicks gotten?  You've got me curious.  I know she didn't quite hold onto her looks (though she's looking pretty well nowadays), but I didn't know she'd lost her range.

I heard her give a live performance on American Idol or some such show a few years back and she sounded really hoarse and off-key.

Of course, maybe she was just having an off-day. I haven't really listened to any other performances she's given in recent years.

This caused infinite time paradoxes 

pittrek said:

Is this the real life?

Or is this just fantasy?

Who's to say they aren't one and the same? 

^Last time I saw that face, it was in the form of a pirate ghost trapped inside a cave.

A lousy life will age you prematurely.