DuracellEnergizer

ALLOL!

ray_afraid said:

I just can’t imagine Han wearing that silly shirt.

You must imagine what you have unimagined.

^It’s so ugly, it could be a modern art masterpiece.

Seriously, though, I couldn’t care less. It’s all just so much capitalist excessive waste to me.

NeverarGreat said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

NeverarGreat said:

Where other movies have reboots, Star Wars should have evolutions.

And the originals of course.

I’d rather Star Wars be blown up and an abstract mural made from the debris. 😛

Just to be clear, you’re saying that this is not what has actually happened?

Not abstract enough.

Mocata said:

Haarspalter said:

I like that the Dark Jedi from DARK FORCES II: JEDI KNIGHT had some color variety.

I love those guys.

Before the dark times … before the prequels. . . .

Discovered this band only this past week. Am already a fan.

ray_afraid said:

While we’re talkin’ lightsabers, the only thing that bothers me is that they always make the bad guy have a red one. And only the bad guys have red ones. That’s dumb.

It’s the end result of a dumb “black n red r evul” mentality.

“Gift” in German means “poison”.

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Do I want to know how this thread could be NSFW?

This thread was created when Off-Topic was unmoderated. One so inclined could’ve submitted an image containing full-frontal nudity (theoretically).

These days I wish all lightsabers were plain white.

Anakin Starkiller said:

A while ago I had a dream I was posting something here, and when I woke I was like, yeah, that’s a good idea I should post, but now I’ve forgotten what it was.

Noisome, ain’t it?

snooker said:

Finally, some actual fucking

This thread needs more twincest.

Tobar said:

I certainly won’t be counting it as part of the larger film canon.

Aren’t there, like, a dozen canons now?

oojason said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Science fiction doesn’t interest me as keenly as it once did. I’m more into magic realism these days.

What sort of tv shows and films would come under magic realism?

The Green Mile, Pan’s Labyrinth, and Kurosawa’s Dreams for sure. Twin Peaks in its first two seasons may count as a magic realist TV series.

ray_afraid said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

★★★★★★☆☆☆☆

Unbelievably high score. That film deserves nothing.

LOL. I’m not a hardcore Godzilla fan, so to me it’s just a mostly unremarkable anime.

TESB is beautiful, but without ROTJ, it’s an incomplete story with no resolution.

Science fiction doesn’t interest me as keenly as it once did. I’m more into magic realism these days.

• Tales of the Jedi
• Star Wars
• Original Marvel Star Wars (issues 1-38)
• Any of the Archie Goodwin & Al Williamson comic strips which don’t include/mention elements from TESB+
• Splinter of the Mind’s Eye

Yep, I’m pretty much a SW '77 purist now.

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OutboundFlight said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

SilverWook said:

I don’t think Rey ever had time or a safe place to explore dating on Jakku, (there’s no evidence she ever even had a casual friend) so her discomfort with seeing Ben shirtless made sense to me. The movies would likely never broach the subject, but her fighting skills are as much about keeping lecherous scavengers at bay as it is daily survival on a hostile planet.

So do you guys think she ever had an…unfortunate encounter?

I prefer to think that doesn’t exist in Star Wars.

Boys pulling girls’ pigtails is a thing in all possible worlds. Deal with it.

LordZerome1080 said:

Also why is Ray Afraid afraid?

He’s haunted by the kiss GINO should never have given him.

Supergirl (Earth 1938)

Had reservations about the blue lipstick, then thought, “What the hell. It matches her eyes and costume.”