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Thanks to this painting

I now consider red Leia's favourite colour.

Being a billionaire, one would think that Donald Trump could afford to get a decent hair transplant over sticking with that stupid double combover.

Reality TV shows would be so much better if they didn't exist in the first place. =p

^Sounds like something you'd have to be on hallucinogens to enjoy.

*plans to buy a bag of pure LSD at next earliest convenience*

skyjedi2005 said:

Vader just being a henchman and not the whole Saga's focus is a bit more in tune with the original film. Unfortunately it also pretends those other movies all five of them never happened.

So? 

skyjedi2005 said:

I am very much indifferent now that Di$ney owns star wars.

You won't be ... you won't be ... 

Frank your Majesty said:

unamochilla2 said:

The 72-year-old crash landed on Penmar Golf Course ... and was later attended to by two physicians who were on the scene.

 And that's why you always look for a golf course when you have to crash land your plane.

I'd rather go for a pillow factory. 

This image

doesn't look at all wholesome.

First he breaks a leg, then suffers a plane crash.

I wonder how long it'll be before someone comes up with "The Ford Curse".

Myspleen threads + parallel universes = Frink's absolute worst nightmare

I primarily remember him from Malcolm in the Middle and Lord of Illusions; I particularily loved his performance in the latter.

apprentice thanks

Y'know, people would take you a lot more seriously if you at least tried to use proper spelling, capitalization, and punctuation.

^Did the Cook aways have a lazy eye like that?

Oh, it uses computers. Analog computers.

*awaits the inevitable request for someone other than himself to create an HD presentation tailored to his liking*

Dammit, I was hoping it was a most horrible typo!

Oh, well, I guess it's self-flagellation time.

Weird definitions are the best definitions.

bigatures

ratpack1961 said:

Latverian said:

This comes from a very trusted source. 

Ok, so Kylo Ren is NOT the villian, at least not in this film. Kylo ren is the arc of the trilogy. He is going to be what anakin should have been shown like.with a much diffrrent story and back ground of course

what you see in the trailier us kylo training as a jedi. that scene is his training of confronting the dark side of the force and then be able to move past it.But Ren truly does get seduced by what he findd behind that door. he does not turn to the dark side willingly. according to what im told as part of a jedis training they mudt confront the dark side and as with a drug each time youtoy with it it does indeed make you stronger but thatcomes at a price. you keep toyinh with it it will eventually take you over as with a strong dryg. kylo keeps toying wiyh the dsrk side as it makes him stronger and stronger. his intentions are noble. to ude this strength  to battle evil and help the jedi caude.

he DOES NOT kill ham dolom as a matter of fact kylo tries to save solos life by sacrificing his own in a scene thats much like the ben affleclk bruce willis scene innarmagefdon. kylo stands up and sayd ill be the hero and do this but solo tricks him and says its not your time. thats not a quote from the scene but me exxplaini g it.

kylo ren is a character we grow to truly  love and admirr and we seen this good man suddnly fall into an abysd with a final showdown with luke in episode 9.

hope that spoiler did nkt ruin anything for anyone

 

Ok if this is true then..

1. Who is leading the troops in burning down the village? Also seen in the trailer?

2. Supposadly Kylo Ren is in a flashback where he and a few others murder jedi apprentices.  Who is this person then in that scene?

3. Who kills Han Solo?

I'd like for this to turn out true, but the numerous typos and lack of links to any other sites giving the same info don't leave me optimistic about it's authenticity. 

Possessed said:

The fuck

I'd post a link explaining my post, but that would ruin the mystique.

BTW, best reaction EVER. 

Ryan McAvoy said:

^ I thought it was simulating a bird being flipped. Shows how much I know.

Your problem is you haven't learned to see things that aren't there. 

FanFiltration said:

I never thought something simulating an erection would ever turn me on so, but lo and behold, this has done the trick.

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom.

*runs out the door in a frenzy*