This user has been banned.
They're not going to stop bitching until they've scrapped through the bottom of the Barrel of Petty Complaints.
That being said, I'm not overly fond of B-Wings appearing in that timeframe myself.
Salt and pepper -- which is the male, which is the female?
Bobocop said:
DominicCobb said:
swagmasta69 said:
TFA is going to be focus grouped garbage, just like all modern blockbusters.
Such a shame that it won't live up to the prequels.
I'll be so pissed if nobody steps in poop in the new film.
I have a trusted source which assures me that TFA will up the ante by featuring full-blown coprophilia.
^My thoughts exactly.
I've never, ever been to the movies (Yeah, I know -- it's unbelievable; I had really cheap parents.), but with the state the mainstream film industry's in, I no longer have any desire to go to them.
I need my own silly catchphrase ... something that perfectly sums up just who I am in a nutshell ...
Ah, I got it!
"Take a stalk on the wild side."
Ugh. They really had to settle on bloated Henrietta Sidious from ROTS as their "Emperor" picture?
I can't imagine myself getting involved with women the same age or younger than I anymore -- not unless they're living anachronisms like myself, anyway.
This thread is now rejuvenating my desire to visit Ireland.
Damn my lack of a passport and money to travel overseas.
Sevb32 said:
And how dare anyone have a differing opinion.
Just FYI, being allowed to have a differing opinion and being allowed to escape criticism for having a differing opinion are two different things.
Sevb32 said:
They still don't suck to me.
That's because you obviously aren't lactating.
greenpenguino said:
ATMachine said:
Personally, I'd say the prequels make a lot more sense when watched alongside Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain.
What are you talking about!? A completely nude man shooting milk out of his cat shaped nipples onto a bald man, while screaming laughter plays in the background makes TOTAL sense!
I watched The Holy Mountain only last summer -- why don't I remember any of this beautiful nonsense?
swagmasta69 said:
I heard that the end of the film is Rey bringing Luke his lightsaber on this island in Ireland where he is in exile/hiding/meditating/whatever.
Luke hiding in Ireland? So I was right -- Earth does exist in the SW Universe!
When I read the title of this thread, the comic artist/writer John Byrne came instantly to mind.
Matchstick Men (2003) -- B+
The Blue Lagoon (1980) -- A+
Tideland (2005) -- B
American Psycho (2000) -- B-
A Family Thing (1996) -- A-
Shadow of the Vampire (2000) -- B-
The Gold Rush (1925 version) -- A
Ray (2004) -- A+
Patton (1970) -- B
Dead Ringers (1988) -- B+
I think I like your sister.
Colour me indifferent.
Watching that video, I wonder how I ever could have been indifferent to the character.
I'm no expert on Thor (Norse or Marvel version), but doesn't Odin wear an eyepatch in the comics? I recall him wearing one in the comics I read.
And people say there are no French victories.
Of course, if TFA sucks, then I guess French audiences won't be winners after all.
Gotdang fruitflies swarming in my gotdang bedroom congregating on my gotdang window like the gotdang flies from the gotdang Amityville Horror. Why isn't the gotdang bug spray doing anything?
joefavs said:
Picked up Shattered Empire #1 today. almost half the issue is just recap of the Battle of Endor. They really wasted more pages on that than they needed to.
Filler in a modern Marvel comic book?! Say it ain't so!
Neglify said:
So... the good news is that you're a pussy?
I am not, nor have I ever been, a cat.
There are times when I wish I was a werecat, though. Then I could reenact the opening scene from Thriller.
Unlike my braindead alcoholic sister, I've never, ever drank to the vomiting point.
Bobocop said:
I don't trust the Naboo, because they consistently elect teenage girls dressed like clowns to lead them. Not to mention they thought it was ok to give Jar Jar a seat in the Senate.
Never really thought of it in that light before. Now that you mention it, I don't think I'll ever fail to notice how goofy the Naboobian political system really is.
I've learned that the prequels make a hell of a lot more sense when I'm not sober.
I should try that some time. I'll need more than the typical 375 mL bottle of Southern Comfort to get the job done, though.
All good things must come to an end.
