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#878492
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What 'a Star Wars Story' / anthology / spinoff film would you like to see?
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StarChewyWar said:

I think Disney shouldn’t adapt Expanded Universe storylines because it’s just lazy. I think I’d rather see Lawrence Kasdan’s take on Han Solo’s past than an adaptation of an obscure EU novel. I know there’s some good stuff in there, but why would you want to see the same story again?

Speaking for myself, I wouldn’t mind having parts of the old EU recanonized. Adapting some of the stories to the big screen would be a good way of getting this done.

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#878298
Topic
What 'a Star Wars Story' / anthology / spinoff film would you like to see?
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StarChewyWar said:

What about an Old Republic movie? This could be the chance to retcon midichlorians or show the Sith in their prime. Maybe a scumbag Sith cons people into thinking they could be Jedi with that midichlorian blood count thing.

Ugh. How about we just pretend midichlorians don’t exist and refuse to mention them in future works instead?

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#878247
Topic
Star Trek: The Divergent Series (Ep. 1-1: "These Are the Adventures ...") *COMPLETE*
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INT. STARBASE 104/LEVEL 10/CORRIDOR #1

At the end of this corridor, the door into the turbolift shaft stands open. Peeking up over the bottom edge of the door, Mitchell brings his rifle up and over, scoping the corridor for enemy agents.

MITCHELL: It’s clear.

Mitchell climbs out of the shaft and into the corridor, followed quickly by Ruan, Piper, and the remaining five infantrymen.

MITCHELL: (reactivates the holographic map) The armory’s three corridors down. Let’s go, and keep a watch out.

The landing party stealthily crosses through the corridor into the adjacent corridor, and from there to the next corridor.

Soon they come to the end of the final corridor. Beyond it lies the door to the armory – the door and SIX KLINGON WARRIORS. Each seven-feet tall, humanoid in form, armed with heavy disruptor rifles, and encased head-to-toe in black armour which makes them look like fusions between Samurai warriors and emperor scorpions, even a blind man can see that they are dangerous opponents who will not surrender or go down without a brutal fight.

Halting, Mitchell throws up his hand for the others to do likewise. With another gesture, he motions them to spread out and plant themselves out of sight.

MITCHELL: (pulls out a stun grenade and arms it) Just a little gift from Starfleet, boys.

Kissing the grenade, Mitchell then lobs it out into the midst of the Klingon warriors. The Klingons quickly take notice of the grenade, bark guttural Klingon proclamations through the filters of their helmets, and are quickly overtaken by the grenade’s wave of bright, green energy.

Protected by their heavy armour, the Klingons remain conscious, albeit incredibly weakened and unsteady on their feet. Allowing the warriors no chance to recover, Mitchell and Ruan jump out of hiding, opening fire with their phaser rifles. The blue phaser beams pierce the black suits of armour with a minimum of effort; with sharp cries of quick pain, the Klingons are cut down.

Crossing over to the armory door, Mitchell quickly looks it over. Finding an intercom beside it, he pops the front panel open, exposing the inner workings of the powerless device.

MITCHELL: I need the generator over here.

One of the infantrymen, saddled with a heavy pack, joins Mitchell by the door. Opening the pack, he fishes out a portable generator. Taking the power cords, Mitchell hooks them up to the intercom.

MITCHELL: Alright, turn it on.

The infantryman flips a switch and a current of energy begins flowing into the intercom panel. The inner workings of the intercom immediately light up.

MITCHELL: (activates the intercom) This is Gary Mitchell, Starfleet major, serial number HE5095C21922, first officer of the USS Enterprise. I’m here with an armed escort and we’re here to take you back to the Enterprise. If you can, please respond.

Mitchell gives whoever is on the other side a chance to respond. The intercom remains silent.

MITCHELL: (to the infantryman) Can we cut through this door?

INFANTRYMAN #3: This door’s made out of solid beresium. Even a disruptor at full power wouldn’t be able to burn through it.

Right then, the intercom crackles.

RAND: (O.S.; weak) Major?

MITCHELL: I’m here. Who’s this?

RAND: (O.S.) Janice Rand, Starfleet corporal, serial number CU4729D20023. (beat) How do I really know you’re Starfleet?

MITCHELL: You’ll just have to take my word for it, Corporal.

RAND: (O.S.) I suppose I will. (beat) I’ve unsealed the lock; you have to open the door.

Working with the infantryman, Mitchell attaches a mechanical apparatus to the door. Activating it, they pull the door open, allowing access into the armory.

INT. STARBASE 104/ARMORY

Mitchell enters the armory. Beside the door, half-leaning, half-lying against the intercom, is the barely conscious Janice Rand, a respirator affixed over her mouth and nose. Beyond her are FOURTEEN FIGURES, all laid out prone about the compartment, many of them wearing respirators like Rand’s. As we can ascertain from the life readings taken by S’Pock earlier, at least eight of them are already dead.

MITCHELL: Doctor, get in here.

Piper rushes in. Moving in on Rand, he begins taking her readings.

PIPER: She’s suffering from oxygen deprivation.

Grimacing in pain, Mitchell clutches his injured side.

MITCHELL: (groans) I can see that, Doc. Just give her something to help her.

Taking his hypospray, Piper injects the young woman with tri-ox compound. Almost immediately, she begins to come around. The doctor then goes to attend to the other living patients.

MITCHELL: (to Rand) You well enough to stand?

RAND: (slips off her respirator) Yes, I ….

Still woozy, Rand almost collapses. Mitchell is quick to brace her up, but at the expense of causing more pain to shoot through his side.

MITCHELL: (grimaces; to the infantrymen outside) C’mon, lend us a hand!

Ruan and the other infantrymen enter the armory. As they go to help the survivors to their feet, we can see that amongst their number is the Betazoid science officer and Capt. Quloob himself.

MITCHELL: (to Rand) You think you’re ready to handle a weapon, Corporal?

RAND: I think so, yes.

MITCHELL: Then grab yourself a phaser rifle.

Leaving Mitchell’s side, Rand crosses over to a gun rack holding several type-2 phaser pistols. Taking one of the pistols, she then moves over to a rack holding separate rifle barrel-stocks. Taking a barrel-stock, she interlocks the two components, converting the pistol into a complete type-3 phaser rifle.

MITCHELL: (to the other survivors) If any of you are good enough to go, outfit yourselves with rifles, too. We’re moving out.

INT. STARBASE 104/LEVEL 10/CORRIDOR #1

The landing party members and their compliment of starbase survivors make their way back through the corridor en-route to the open turbolift shaft.

MITCHELL: Capt. Quloob, when did the Klingons attack the starbase?

CAPT. QULOOB: Six days ago? Seven? (shakes his head) I’m sorry, but I’m not sure.

MITCHELL: You have any idea why they attacked?

CAPT. QULOOB: I have some idea, yes.

MITCHELL: Would you care to divulge that information, Captain?

CAPT. QULOOB: In due time, Major.

Frowning, Mitchell prepares to press the Tellarite further, but he doesn’t get the chance; as they round a bend in the corridor, they find FIVE KLINGON HUNTER-SEEKERS – floating, tri-winged weapons equipped with single green sensors for vision and disruptors secured to their undercarriages for offense/defense — waiting for them at the end of the corridor.

MITCHELL: (jumps back) Hunter-seekers! Get back!

One of the hunter-seekers fires its disruptor, but the members of the landing party and the starbase survivors both manage to avoid the disintegrating beam. Bringing up her rifle, Rand opens fire on the attacking hunter-seeker, keeping the blue beam trained upon the dangerous device; the weapon’s in-built deflector shield holds for five seconds before winking out, allowing the phaser beam to blast it to smithereens.

MITCHELL: Retreat!

Backing away, the Federation personnel flee back up the corridor as the hunter-seekers gain chase.

INT. STARBASE 104/LEVEL 10/CORRIDOR #2

Blue and green beams crisscross the length of the corridor, forming a beautiful but deadly light show. Hunter-seekers and Starfleet personnel are both cut down in the rain of death.

Hoisting up the grenade launcher, Ruan turns to an infantryman.

RUAN: Proximity grenade, double-quick!

Fishing out a proximity grenade, the infantryman hands it to the lieutenant. Taking the grenade, she hurriedly arms it and just as hurriedly slides it into the launcher. Finding the approaching hunter-seekers in her scope, she grits her teeth and pulls the trigger.

Rocketing forward, the proximity grenade enters the swarm of hunter-seekers. Detecting the presence of the klingon weapons, it detonates; with an immense explosion of pure white light, the hunter-seekers and surrounding corridor are reduced to fine debris.

Just as she’s almost ready to let down her guard and relax, a green disruptor beams flashes out towards the tough lieutenant, barely missing her left arm to demolish the grenade launcher in her hands instead. Taking hold of her phaser rifle, she spins around to her left; there, in an adjoining corridor, are NINE KLINGON WARRIORS on approach. Grimacing, she shoots a Klingon warrior right through his disruptor rifle and into his gut, returning their favour.

INT. STARBASE/LEVEL 10/CORRIDOR #3

On the run from the armoured Klingon warriors, the Starfleet personnel enter this new corridor. Most of their number has now been lost to the Klingons; of the landing party, only Mitchell, Ruan, Piper, and two infantrymen remain; of the starbase personnel, only Quloob, Rand, the Betazoid, and a handsome female 1st lieutenant with short blond hair.

BETAZOID SCIENCE OFFICER: There’s a transporter room in this section! We can escape to the Enterprise from there!

CAPT. QULOOB: There’s no power to power the transporter, Lieutenant.

BETAZOID SCIENCE OFFICER: (to an infantryman) You brought a portable generator with you, didn’t you?

INFANTRYMAN #3: Yeah, but it doesn’t have enough juice to power a transporter.

BETAZOID SCIENCE OFFICER: Maybe not alone, but used in conjunction with the power packs from our phasers, we might just be able to provide enough energy for one beam-out.

MITCHELL: Our phasers are the only things between us and the Klingons outside, Lieutenant ….

BETAZOID SCIENCE OFFICER: Danal. Lt. Jaxxon Danal. (beat) Major, we’re trapped in here. Those Klingon warriors’ll be joined by more Klingons soon, and our phasers won’t make a lick of difference then; we’ll be dead. This is our one and only chance to get out of here alive.

Mitchell takes a moment to think it over. As a disruptor beam passes over his head, singeing his helmet, he silently decides to agree to the desperate plan.

INT. STARBASE 104/TRANSPORTER ROOM

The Starfleet personnel enter a dark transporter room. As the two infantrymen brace themselves against the open door frame to lay down cover fire, Mitchell collapses to his knees, finally succumbing to his injuries.

RUAN: Major!

Coming to the major’s aid, the lieutenant helps him back to his feet.

MITCHELL: (pained; to Danal) Alright, Lieutenant, if you can do it, do it now.

Danal nods, then goes to collect the phaser rifles from all but the infantrymen stationed by the door. Taking the weapons, he, Quloob, Rand, and the blonde lieutenant work speedily to connect the phaser power packs to the generator and the generator to the transporter control panel.

As Danal, the captain, and the two blonde women work on the transporter, the Klingons steadily continue to advance towards the transporter room. One of the two infantrymen stationed by the door is hit by disruptorfire, and he goes down with a scream, his phaser rifle hitting the deck with a CLATTER as the molecules of his body break apart. Pulling away from Ruan, Mitchell collects the rifle and takes the place of the fallen infantryman, opening fire on the Klingon warriors amassed in the outside corridor.

RUAN: (edgy) Major --!

MITCHELL: Just stay back, Lieutenant!

With the final connections made between the generator and transporter panel, Danal goes to activate the device. The controls of the panel come to dim life.

1ST LT. DANAL (BETAZOID SCIENCE OFFICER): Transporter’s on-line!

CAPT. QULOOB: Everyone, on the transporter pad!

As Piper, Quloob, Rand, and the blonde lieutenant hurry to climb atop the transporter pad, Ruan hesitates, eyes fixed on her commanding officer.

MITCHELL: (to the infantryman beside him) Time for you to join the others, Airman.

INFANTRYMAN #4: But sir –

MITCHELL: (interrupts) That’s an order, Airman.

INFANTRYMAN #4: Yes sir.

MITCHELL: Just leave me your phaser.

With reservation, the infantryman hands the major his rifle before stepping on over to the transporter. That is when Mitchell finally notices Ruan staring at him.

MITCHELL: You, too, Lieutenant.

Frowning, Ruan strides up to Mitchell, seemly unaware of or unconcerned with the danger posed by the incoming disruptorfire.

MITCHELL: (angry) Lieutenant, maybe you didn’t hear me. I gave you a direct order. Join the others on the transporter pad now.

RUAN: All due respect, Major ….

Balling her gauntleted right hand into a fist, Ruan punches Mitchell hard in the face, knocking him out cold.

RUAN: (cont’d) … go to hell.

Hefting Mitchell’s limp form up and over her shoulder, finding a way to pick up the two phaser rifles in her free hand, the lieutenant scrambles over to the transporter pad, joining the others there.

1ST LT. DANAL: (activates the transporter) Energizing.

As a low HUM begins to emanate from the energizing transporter, Danal leaves the controls. Unfortunately for the Betazoid, an armoured Klingon warrior enters the room, disintegrating him with one shot from his disruptor rifle. The Klingon then trains his weapon on the transporter control panel, but Rand – having taken one of Ruan’s two phaser rifles – brings him into her scope, shooting him right through the helmeted head before he can open fire.

As more Klingons spill into the room, a transport beam – weak, nearly colourless – coalesces around the people standing on the pad. As the Starfleet personnel are converted into energy, the transport beam begins to flicker erratically with the power being consumed.

INT. ENTERPRISE/TRANSPORTER ROOM

In the transporter room, Lt. Kyle stands over the controls, eyes fixed on the transport beam before him. Like its twin on Starbase 104, it, too, is ephemeral and nigh-colourless. Furrowing his brow, he tries boosting the signal, but to little avail.

KIRK: (enters the room) What’s happening, Mr. Kyle?

KYLE: Someone’s trying to beam in, sir, from the starbase.

KIRK: (frowns) From the starbase?

KYLE: They must have jury-rigged a secondary power source. The signal’s incredibly weak.

KIRK: Have you tried boosting the signal from our end?

KYLE: Yes, sir.

Several tense moments pass, with the tenuous transport beam coming to the brink of discorporating, but the transfer finally manages to go through; the landing party and starbase survivors successfully materialize on the transporter pad without a single molecule in their bodies displaced.

Leaving Kyle, the starship captain approaches the survivors. He becomes desperately anxious when he finally notices Mitchell’s unconscious form braced against Ruan.

KIRK: (worried) Gary!? What happened?!

PIPER: He took a disruptor hit. If I don’t get him to sickbay right now he’s going to die.

KIRK: Do it.

As Kirk moves aside to let Piper and Ruan pass with Mitchell, he activates his wrist-worn comcorder.

KIRK: (into comcorder) Medical personnel, prep a table for immediate surgery STAT. Maj. Mitchell has been wounded in battle. Dr. Piper and Lt. Ruan are on their way with him now.

The order given, the captain turns to regard the other beam-overs. It is at that very moment where he meets the eye of Yn. Rand. For an instant, there’s an immediate connection between them – an unconscious sense of mutual familiarity and recognition – but just as quickly it is broken, gone as if it had never been.

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#878127
Topic
What 'a Star Wars Story' / anthology / spinoff film would you like to see?
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TK-949 said:

SilverWook said:

I’d like to see a “Tag and Bink are Dead” movie, written and directed by Kevin Rubio of course.

Maybe in the Style of “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid”?

Mmm … cromulent.

DominicCobb said:

Also a Ric Olie movie starring Ralph Brown and directed by Tommy Wiseau would be a real treasure.

Oh my God,

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#877940
Topic
Random Thoughts
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For awhile now, I’ve been been curious to find out which of my posts was the first to display traits of overt absurdism. Now that I can actually look through my post history, I believe I’ve found that post:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Darth Bizarro said:

I showed her the official DVD versions of each film.  No original theatricals.  The only excepting being that I showed her Star Wars Revisited instead of the regular special edition.

As I read this, I feel a strange sensation not unlike biting down on a piece of tinfoil.

She was largely indifferent to Episode 1.  She giggled a few times at some of Jar Jar’s antics but she wanted to slap little kid Anakin.

I feel a slight pressure in the upper left corner of my skull near the back. It’s not painful, not even uncomfortable, but obviously the precursor to a headache.

During Episode II, she said she was ready to throw up during all the love scenes between Anakin and Padme.  She did really enjoy the action scenes and thought Yoda was sooooo cute when he busted out his little lightsaber.  She found 3PO’s antics at the end funny.

My mouth feels a little dry and it feels like I’ve got a small stone stuck in my throat. I always get this feeling before I violently throw up.

She really enjoyed Episode III although she really hated General Grievous and was extremely happy when he died.  She reacted with a really strong “Oh No!” when Anakin pulled out his lightsaber on the younglings.  She proceeded to call him a “poopie head” the rest of the movie.  She complained that the movie took way too long to end.  She reacted very emotionally to Anakin turning on Padme at the end.  At the end I asked her when she figured out Palpatine was Darth Sidous.  It was during the opera scene.  Also, during the Wookie battle she loudly proclaimed that she wanted one.

A vague pressure has settled over my temples, and the dry mouth/stone throat has returned, only less potent than before.

A New Hope didn’t go as well I had hoped.  She didn’t dislike it but her reaction wasn’t as strong as it had been for Episode III.  When all was said and done, she said that the felt Episode IV should have been more deep considering how much more deep some of the others had been plot wise.

I hear a breeze blow over dry desert sand.

For most of Empire Strikes Back she was quite.  However, a few interesting comments came out of her mouth.  During one scene where Vader had done something particularly evil, she made the comment that she sort of felt bad for the guy.  While Leia was running around Cloud City shooting stormtroopers, she commented that Leia was a much better shot than her mother.  She reacted with genuine shock when Lando opened the door to reveal Vader sitting at the table waiting for our heroes.  Then, later on when they are walking down the hall and Lando presses a few buttons on his wrist control thingy she asked if he was doing something good or something traitorous.  Dispite having scene Episode 2, she asked me who that guy was when Boba Fett came on screen.  During the love scenes between Han and Leia she commented that this is how they should have done the love scenes with Anakin and Padme and that they weren’t vomit inducing.

I am floating in the innards of a giant jellyfish.

During the entire second half of Return of the Jedi, she couldn’t stop talked about how much she loved the Ewoks and immediately wanted to go out to Toys-R-Us afterwards and get an Ewok plush.

I have gained Spider-Man’s spider sense, and it is painful!

As the film started, she genuenly believed that Luke was going to fall to the dark side at the end and take Vader’s place.

I am back in the jellyfish, but the lights have gone out.

Throughout the movie, she repeated shouted at the TV every time the Emperor talked.  Her complaint was that his mouth moved freaky when he talked.

David Lynch.

When Han badgers Leia about what she and Luke were just talking about, she called him a dumb ass.

Pygophilia.

While Palpatine is electroshocking Luke, she started calling out to the screen, yelling at Vader to hurry up and help him and then when he finally does she then says “Awww, hims hurt.”

Angelica Pickles from Rugrats.

When ghost Anakin pops up at the end, she got excited that he was back to being “pretty Anakin.”

Pastel colours, the Pink Ladies from Grease, metrosexuality, and irritation.

-Greedo Shoots First - when I first showed it to her, she couldn’t tell anything was different.  When I pointed it out to her she commented that it was better the other way but wasn’t really that big a deal.

I’m back in the darkened jellyfish. It’s quivering, and I’m bewildered.

-CGI Jabba - she hated this scene commenting that it looked completely fake, more so than any other CGI in the rest of the films.

Order from chaos.

He main complaint was with how close Han seemed to be walking next to him.  She did admit that she liked being able to see him move around though.

Extra dimensions beyond space and time.

-Lapti Nek - She liked Jedi Rocks better because she said the sequence was more lively and amusing and enjoyed what she called “the outerspace version of Destiny’s Child.”

I hear Azathoth’s fluters fluting.

-Original Jedi Ending - She liked the original song better than the new one but she admitted that it was a close call.

Semblance of normality.

She preferred young Anakin because she said he was prettier and it made more sense that he would revert back to the way he looked before he turned evil.

Metrosexuality. Pink lipstick. Adam Lambert.

For her final thoughts, she said she liked The Empire Strikes Back the best.  Return of the Jedi was a close 2nd mainly because she really liked the Ewoks.  Revenge of the Sith was her 3rd favorite.  She did not assign a ranking for The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, or A New Hope.

Numerology divided by 1/2.

It was a very interesting couple of nights to say the least.  Watching the Saga with someone who has never scene them is always refreshing for the viewing experience.  I found myself apreciating things I hadn’t appreciated for a while and poking fun at things that had long since started going over my head.

I am floating in black aether. A young pre-JLP Alanis Morissette is strutting around the corner of a building in a city at night.

One of the other boards on here talks about how we need to keep the prequels away from the younger generation to keep them from tainting the minds of those that haven’t yet scene the original trilogy.  As if viewing the evil prequels will somehow retroactively male the original trilogy bad.  After this experience, I really don’t think that’s the case and while we all might have differing opinions about which films are better than others, I still think the future of fandom is in safe hands.

Satanists in black hoods. A Klansman. Yin & Yang.

There were a few earlier posts which had hints of absurdity to them, but this was the first really big one.

Of course, honourable mention should still go to this one for the blatant sexual deviancy:

DuracellEnergizer said:

I’m going to sell unauthorized shemale Leia porn to sexually confused teenage boys.

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#877930
Topic
Star Trek: The Divergent Series (Ep. 1-1: "These Are the Adventures ...") *COMPLETE*
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The landing party soon comes to the freight turbolift. The turbolift door having already been wrenched open, an apparatus of Klingon design has been erected around it.

Holding his hand up for the others to stay where they are, Mitchell cautiously approaches the piece of Klingon technology. Activating the analytical components in his left gauntlet, he scans the device.

MITCHELL: (looks over the holographic readouts) Just your basic force field barrier. It’s safe for us to pass through.

Turning the holographic readout off, Mitchell takes a step through the barrier. Blue-green energy crackles around him as he pass through the force field, but he remains unharmed. The others follow after.

INT. STARBASE 104/TURBOLIFT

Once inside the large turbolift, the landing party members turn on their helmet lamps and look up. As the beams of light play over the top of the cab, they can see that an impromptu opening has been created with disruptorfire, allowing entrance into the turbolift shaft.

PIPER: (takes readings of surrounding environment) There’s atmosphere present here, Major – standard oxygen-nitrogen mix. (beat) I’m not registering any biological, chemical, radiological, or nanotechnical hazards in the air, so it should be safe to breathe, if a little stale.

MITCHELL: Alright, men, you heard the doc; you can retract your faceplates.

With a press of a button, the faceplates of their helmets are retracted.

Pressing a button in his gauntlet, Mitchell activates a red holographic map of the starbase; the path to the armory is illuminated in yellow.

MITCHELL: The armory’s on Level 10. That’s a fair distance from here, and with the power out, we’ll have to make the trek on foot. (beat) Set your phasers to full power. We don’t know what’s waiting for us up there.

With their rifles set to full power, the members of the landing party walk straight up the wall of the turbolift cab, step through the ragged hole one-by-one, and enter the turbolift shaft.

INT. STARBASE 104/TURBOLIFT SHAFT

The landing party makes its way along the turbolift shaft. Dark and dusty, the lamps of their helmets providing the only illumination, the shaft is like a foreboding tunnel leading straight into nothingness.

INFANTRYMAN #1: (edgy) It’s creepy in here!

MITCHELL: (checks his map) Only fifteen more metres to go.

As they continue on their way, yellow warning lights begin to blink on all their left gauntlets.

RUAN: I’m getting readings, Major! (beat) There’s something in here with us!

Suddenly, in the darkness ahead of them, four small green lights flash into existence, forming a lozenge pattern in the blackness.

MITCHELL: (whispering) Bring your rifles to bear … slowly.

The lights begin to advance on them.

MITCHELL: (cont’d) Steady ….

As the armoured Starfleet personnel stand there, stock-still with their phaser rifles at the ready, the green lights move into the beams of their helmets. As the yellow-white light washes over them, the lights are revealed to be the sensors of a KLINGON HUNTER-KILLER. A large, semi-humanoid robot, the hunter-killer is eight-feet tall, its head, shoulders, arms, and chest bristling with in-built disruptors.

INFANTRYMAN #2: (afraid) Hunter-killer!

Overcome by his fear, the infantryman springs forward, pushing Mitchell out of the way as he swings his phaser into firing position.

MITCHELL: (alarmed) You idiot --!

The infantryman fires. The blue phaser beam strikes the hunter-killer dead centre, but the energy dissipates against the automaton’s powerful deflector shield. The hunter-killer fires back with its pair of head disruptors; the twin disruptor beams slam into the infantryman’s armoured chest, and with a bloodcurdling SHRIEK he is disintegrated in disturbing fashion, leaving his now-empty suit of armour to collapse into a smouldering heap.

MITCHELL: Spread out!

The remaining members of the landing party spread out. Training their rifles on the hunter-killer, they open fire; leaving their fingers pressed down on their triggers, they keep phaser energy trained upon the behemoth, hoping to overwhelm its deflector shield. Its shield glowing brightly as the blue phaser energy washes over it, the hunter-killer fires back. Four more infantrymen are struck down, their armour joining their foolhardy companion’s on the floor.

Opening her pack, an infantryman fishes out the components of a grenade launcher and begins assembling the weapon. Just as she loads a photon grenade into the launcher, she’s shot down by the Klingon machine.

Spotting the grenade launcher lying prone upon the dusty floor, Mitchell makes a dash for the weapon. Somersaulting across the floor, he snatches the launcher up, finds the hunter-killer in his sights, and presses the trigger. With a burst of red light, the photon grenade rockets forth, striking the hunter-killer with deadly accuracy. With a white-hot explosion, electricity cascades over the body of the hunter-killer. Tossing the launcher aside, Mitchell takes his rifle and fires upon the robot; the beam slams into the robot’s left shoulder disruptor without hinderance, blasting it apart.

With the surviving landing party members firing upon the now-unshielded robot, the hunter-killer begins to falter against the onslaught of phaser beams. Encased in heavy armour plating, however, the machine still has fight left in it. Advancing on its treads, it swivels around until it’s got Mitchell in clear line of sight of its left arm disruptor. Mitchell, quick on his feet, leaps out of the way just in time to avoid the full force of the subsequent disruptor blast, but the green beam grazes his side; the armour there superheating, damage is inflicted to the underlying flesh.

Before the hunter-killer can finish the job it started on the major, Ruan leaps in between them. Instead of firing upon the bronze-skinned woman, the hunter-killer inexplicably freezes up. The lieutenant doesn’t hesitate to take advantage of the situation; jamming the barrel of her phaser rifle right into its chest, she pulls the trigger, unleashing high-powered phaser energy directly into the robot’s heart. With a BOOM, Ruan is tossed back as the hunter-killer is reduced to hundreds of pieces of white-hot shrapnel.

Grimacing, Mitchell holds his side where the disruptor beam struck him. Approaching the major, Piper begins scanning his injury.

PIPER: (frowns) This isn’t good ….

MITCHELL: Give it to me straight, Doc.

PIPER: The armour protected you from the brunt of the hit, but you still suffered severe subdermal hemorrhaging. (beat) Major, if you don’t report to sickbay as soon as possible, you’re going to bleed to death internally.

MITCHELL: (shakes his head) Isn’t there something you have on hand that can help?

PIPER: A shot of triclenidil would slow the bleeding, but –

MITCHELL: Give it to me, Doc.

Unsealing one of his gauntlets, Mitchell pulls it off, allowing Piper access to his naked wrist. Frowning, the doctor opens his medical kit, fixes a vial of triclenidil to his hypospray, then injects the drug into Mitchell’s bloodstream.

PIPER: You’re dancing on the razor’s edge, Major.

MITCHELL: (reseals his gauntlet) The razor’s edge? My favourite place to be.

Leaving Mitchell, Piper turns his attentions to Ruan, who has already regained her wits. Without asking, he begins scanning her for injuries.

RUAN: I’m fine, Doctor. (holds up her blackened, half-melted rifle) My rifle’ll never be the same ….

Once Piper has made the rounds, Mitchell hefts up his rifle, motioning for his subordinates’ attention.

MITCHELL: Recess is over, boys and girls – hup to.

As the infantrymen resume their stride, Mitchell stops Ruan and waves her over.

RUAN: Yes, Major?

MITCHELL: If it hadn’t been for you, Lieutenant, my goose would have literally been cooked. Thank you.

RUAN: It doesn’t seem to have done you that much good, Major.

MITCHELL: Still, it’s better to be dying than dead, right? (grimaces) God, disruptor blasts really smart, don’t they?

RUAN: You should follow Dr. Piper’s advice, Major. Return to the Enterprise – I can handle the mission from here.

MITCHELL: It’s too late for that, Lieutenant. I wouldn’t even make it to the shuttlebay. Piper knows it, I know it. (beat) You familiar with the ancient Terran song “Rock of Ages”?

RUAN: I can’t say that I am.

MITCHELL: “It’s better to burn out than to fade away.”

Turning on his heel, Mitchell leaves Ruan to make his way back to the front of the group.