DuracellEnergizer

Don’t worry, I went to a doctor last week. Looks like it’s just acid reflux.

DuracellEnergizer said:

I’m unemployed, live with my parents, and the film & music industries both suck incredible ass. >😦

Oh, you think you had it tough, didn’t you, you 23-year-old dumbshit? With your full head of hair and no chronic chest pains, you think you had it bad? Fuck you. Once you get to 2015, you’ll wish you were back in 2010; that year was paradise compared to the living nightmare you’re in now.

CatBus said:

Bingowings said:

I don’t know if this: http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2015-11-17/its-taken-13-years-but-someone-has-finally-spotted-the-matrix-easter-egg-in-star-wars-attack-of-the-clones has been raised here before but I thought it was fun

I was shocked. Do you know what this means?!? It means someone must have watched AOTC twice!

I’ve seen AOTC more than twice (Don’t judge me too harshly. I was younger and stupider at the time.).

TV’s Frink said:

I’m not sure this thread can get any worse than frevious and sockcucker motherfucker arguing with each other.

Sockcucker’s banned, so we don’t have to worry about him anymore (At least not until his next incarnation.).

SilverWook said:

When was Palpy’s mom ever mentioned in the prequels?

Sorry. That was my booze-enhanced depression talking.

If I wasn’t riding high on a deep depression right now, I’d LOL.

fullmetal777 said:

I just want to thank all you “fans” for disrespecting and bullying me for liking the prequels all these years and for disrespecting George Lucas, the man who created SW, and for continuing to push your conspiracy theories that he had nothing to do with SW creation (it was all Kurtz, Right?). You have finally won. Star Wars is dead to me. I want nothing to do with Disney Star Wars…now that they chose to cater to you guys…congratulations to you all…

ZkinandBonez said:

Well I think we can safely assume that Palpatine was just plain “evil.”

I’ll never accept that. No man is 100.100% evil. Palpatine – as spiritually dead as he was – must have had at least one good spark in him. Personally, I believe he loved his mother – in spite of himself, in spite of the darkness he had embraced, he loved her.

I remember when I considered ROTJ my favourite SW movie.

Oh God, how I miss those days.

If want to go back to my childhood. I want to return to the semi-innocence of my youth. I want to believe that for every evil deed that occurs in the world, there’s a good deed that eclipses it. I want to believe in mystery and magic again. I want to believe in beauty and God and heroes and humanity again.

Damn the new millenium and adulthood. Damn them both for poisoning my optimistic universe. Damn the new atheists. Damn the religious fundamentalists. Damn everything that kills the fire of love and belief.

If home is where the heart is, I haven’t been home in 15-11 years.

Philosophers and theologians have been debating that question for many millennia.

Let’s just say that it’s a bitch having to rely on thrift stores and pawn shops for the majority of my Blu-ray/DVD purchases.

Be careful what you get super duper excited for.

Not if I watch each episode on fast-forward without taking any breaks.

Bored and presently getting over my recent run-in with Southern Comfort, I’ve decided to type up the complete list of my DVD/Blu-ray collection:

(BOLD indicates newly-acquired titles)

• 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

• Adventures in Babysitting (1987)

• Alien (theatrical cut) (1979)

• The Aviator (2004)

• Back to the Future (1985)

• Back to the Future Part III (1990)

• Batman (1989)

• Batman Returns (1992)

• Batman Forever (1995)

• Batman & Robin (1997)

• A Beautiful Mind (2001)

• Beauty and the Beast (1991)

• Blade Runner (final cut) (1982)

• The Blair Witch Project (1999)

• Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

• Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

• The Butterfly Effect (theatrical & director’s cuts) (2004)

• The Cable Guy (1996)

• Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)

• Dark City (theatrical cut) (1998)

• Déjà Vu (2006)

• Dirty Harry (1971)

• Dracula (1931)

• Drácula (Spanish version) (1931)

• Event Horizon (1997)

• The Evil Dead (1981)

• Army of Darkness (US theatrical & director’s cuts) (1992)

• Fantasia (1940)

• Fargo (1996)

• Fiddler on the Roof (1971)

• Fleischer Superman cartoons

• Forbidden Planet (1956)

• Frankenstein (1931)

• Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

• Ghostbusters (1984)

• Ghostbusters II (1989)

• Godzilla: King of Monsters (1956)

• Gojira (1954)

• The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (theatrical cut) (1966)

• The Graduate (1967)

• Highlander 2 (special edition) (1991)

• High Plains Drifter (1973)

• A History of Violence (2005)

• Home Alone (1990)

• Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

• Horton Hears a Who! (1970)

• House (1986)

• How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)

• Independence Day (threatrical cut & special edition) (1996)

• In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

• Jurassic Park (1993)

• Labyrinth (1986)

• Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

• The Lion King (1994)

• The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

• The Lost Boys (1987)

• The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2001)

• The Machinist (2004)

• The Mask of Zorro (1998)

• Misery (1990)

• Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

• Mutant X (Season 2)

• Mystery Men (1999)

• A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

• A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

• A Nightmare on Elm Street Anthology, Volume 1

• One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)

• One Hour Photo (2002)

• One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)

• Only the Lonely (1991)

• The Others (2001)

• Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)

• Predator (1987)

• Predator 2 (1990)

• The Punisher (2004)

• Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

• Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

• The Road (2009)

• The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

• The Shining (1980)

• The Simpsons (Seasons 1-9)

• Sleeping Beauty (1959)

• Sliders (Season 1)

• Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

• Soylent Green (1973)

• Spider-Man (2002)

• Stargate (director’s cut) (1994)

• Star Trek: The Motion Picture (director’s cut) (1979)

• Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)

• Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (GOUT & SE '04) (1983)

• Super 8 (2011)

• Superman (1978)

• Superman II (1980)

• Superman III (1983)

• Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)

• Superman: The Animated Series (Vol. 1 & 2)

• The Ten Commandments (1956)

• The Terminator (1984)

• Terminator 2: Judgement Day (special edition) (1991)

• The Terror (1963)

• THX-1138 (LaserDisc rip) (1971)

• The Time Machine (1960)

• Toy Story (1995)

• Toy Story 3 (2010)

• Vacation (1983)

• European Vacation (1985)

• Christmas Vacation (1989)

• Vegas Vacation (1997)

• Willow (1988)

• Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

• The X-Files (Seasons 1, 3 & 5)

• X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes (1963)

You will once I become dictator for life.

I’m only happy when I’m drunk
I’m only happy when I’m inebriated
And though I know teetotalers can’t appreciate it
I’m only happy when I’m drunk

You know I love it when the rum is 100 proof
Why it feels so good to hit the roof
I’m only happy when I’m drunk

Pour your booze down
Pour your booze down me gullet
Pour your booze down
Pour your booze down me gullet

I’m only happy when I’m drunk
I feel good when whiskey’s going down
I only listen to old drinkin’ songs
I’m only happy when I’m drunk

I only smile when I’m drunk as a skunk
My only comfort is the velvet gone black
Did I accidentally tell you that?
I’m only happy when I’m drunk
You’ll get the message by the time Rosie O’Donnell’s pretty
When I complain about sobriety
I’m only happy when I’m drunk

Pour your booze down (Pour your booze down)
Pour your booze down me gullet
Pour your booze down (Pour your booze down)
Pour your booze down me gullet
Pour your booze down (Pour your booze down)
Pour your booze down me gullet

Pour your booze down
You can keep me company
As long as you got a full keg

I’m only happy when I’m drunk
You wanna hear about my new obsession?
I’m riding high upon a strong intoxication
I’m only happy when I’m drunk

Pour some booze down me gullet
I’m only happy when I’m drunk
Pour some booze down me gullet
I’m only happy when I’m drunk
Pour some booze down me gullet
I’m only happy when I’m drunk
Pour some booze down me gullet

I’m only happy when I’m drunk
Pour some booze down me gullet
Pour some booze down me gullet
Pour some booze down me gullet
Pour some booze down me gullet

Pour some booze down me gullet
Pour some booze down me gullet

^I see you worship the Venus of Willendorf. I commend you on your unconventional means of seeking God.

I should probably rewatch Seinfeld one of these days.

I’m out a luck, out a love
Gotta photograph, picture of
Passion killer, you’re too much
You’re the only one I want to touch
I see your face every time I dream
On every page, every magazine
So wild and free so far from me
You’re all I want, my fantasy

All I’ll say is this: As a person, I love George Lucas. As a filmmaker, I hate his doggamn ducking guts.

Possessed said:

don’t make me read stuff.

Don’t like to read?

Possessed said:

if i capitalize it can I stay?

Yes.

I’m not sure what this thread is.

Read “The Yellow Wallpaper” by Charlotte Perkins Gilman and all your questions will be answered (after a fashion).