DuracellEnergizer

I think he’s saying his ten-year-old Internet-surfing wife – who speaks Ubuntu – owns a four-year-old pet dinosaur.

DO IT.

imperialscum said:

DuracellEnergizer said:
On the contrary, it makes me want to run out into the woods buck naked, tackle down and kill with my bare hands the first deer I come across, and then eat its uncooked flesh right there before the carcass has time to cool, all just to spite this plastic Hollywood slut.

Spite her? I don’t think she would care in the slightest.

She would if I dumped the uneaten portions on her front door.

Alien – A+

Alien 3 (Assembly Cut) – B

Aliens – C

Alien vs. Predator – D

Haven’t seen any of the others.

I first one is the only one I’ve seen all the way through and more than once.

TV’s Frink said:

Oh FFS. What thread am I even in?

Right. Back on track …

Lord Haseo said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

This fan doesn’t, at any rate.

Then how would you justify Luke surviving that fall? Theforcedunit is the only in universe explanation.

This

doesn’t inspire me to adopt a vegetarian diet. On the contrary, it makes me want to run out into the woods buck naked, tackle down and kill with my bare hands the first deer I come across, and then eat its uncooked flesh right there before the carcass has time to cool, all just to spite this plastic Hollywood slut.

^Exhibit A as to why twerking is the goddamn stupidest thing to come out of this generation.

This fan doesn’t, at any rate.

And all this time I thought “Forcedidit” was an argument only the PT fanboys resorted to.

Minnie minnie tackle upholstering.

You had a very sheltered childhood, didn’t you?

Lord Haseo said:

Kylo should definitely inherit Vader’s lightsaber when he completes his training.

Yes, because one lightsaber miraculously retrieved from oblivion wasn’t coincidental enough …

Rubber banded?

The Strong Bumbling Barbie Formerly Known as Bumbling Ken

DavidMerrick said:

Rewrite Ham and Leia’s romantic arc in Empire.

Wait – Leia was romantically involved with a Biblical character in TESB? When did this happen?

^Looking for logic in all the wrong places.

Now, for a needless BUMP …

Blasters and ships in SW should have fired energy beams, not bolts. The bolts have always looked unimpressive to me.

I’m not a fan of the big space battle in ROTJ. With this movie, Rebellion capital ships are finally introduced to the series, and do we ever get to see them clearly duke it out with the star destroyers one-on-one? No. Emphasis is once again placed on the goddamn fighter dogfights while the Mon Calamari ships and star destroyers just meander about in the background most of the time. Hell, the Executor – a massive, kilometres-long behemoth – is taken out by a few tiny A-Wing gnats blowing out its shields and crashing into its bridge. What a ripoff!

tl;dr: Energy weapons and space battles were always more impressive in Star Trek than in Star Wars (the lame designs of the TNG+ hand phasers not withstanding).

Dek Rollins said:

And I thought that Dune was regarded as a classic, albeit straying from the novel.

I’ve seen lots of complaining about the movie, especially from fans of the Dune novels.

Is Suburban Commando on your list? No? Then STFU & GTFO.

MalàStrana said:

I really hope Lucas never finds out this thread because he could be inspired by the worse ideas I have ever read to alter further the classic Trilogy.

With Star Wars now in the hands of Disney and Lucas effectively out of the picture, I don’t see that ever happening now.

New books I’ve added to my collection:

• Dinosaur Tales (by Ray Bradbury)
• Spider-Girl, Vol. 2: “Like Father, Like Daughter” (by Tom DeFalco)
• Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said (by Philip K. Dick)
• Alien (by Alan Dean Foster)
• Cthulhu: The Mythos and Kindred Horrors (by Robert E. Howard)
• Black Fire (by James Kidman)
• Doctor Sleep (by Stephen King)
• Odd Thomas (by Dean Koontz)
• The PreHistory of The Far Side: A 10th Anniversary Exhibit (by Gary Larson)
• The X-Files: Firebird (by Stefan Petrucha)
• The X-Files: Internal Affairs (by John Rozum)
• Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi: The Collection (by Tom Veitch)
• The Indispensible Calvin and Hobbes (by Bill Watterson)
• The Keep (by F. Paul Wilson)

Books I’ve weeded from my collection:

• Delusions of Grandma (by Carrie Fisher)
• The Adventures of Captain Underpants (by Dav Pilkey)
• Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets (by Dav Pilkey)
• Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space (And the Subsequent Assault of the Equally Evil Lunchroom Zombie Nerds) (by Dav Pilkey)
• Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants (by Dav Pilkey)
• Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman (by Dav Pilkey)
• Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 1: The Night of the Nasty Nostril Nuggets (by Dav Pilkey)
• Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 2: The Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers (by Dav Pilkey)
• Captain Underpants and the Preposterous Plight of the Purple Potty People (by Dav Pilkey)
• The Revenge of the Baby-Sat (by Bill Watterson)
• Scientific Progess Goes “Boink” (by Bill Watterson)