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#928359
Topic
"Normal" people trying to sound like they are SW experts
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dahmage said:

When i was in elementary school i remember first hearing from a friend of a friend that there were books for Eps 1-3 and 7-9, and that the ending books got weird with Luke destroying planets and starships with his mind.

I still don’t know what that information was based on, i am assuming it was EU stuff, but i have never been into the EU so i don’t know.

Sounds like he misremembered an event from the novel Darksaber. In that book, Luke’s Jedi students all pooled their Force energies together to destroy a fleet of star destroyers attacking Yavin 4.

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#928228
Topic
Star Wars: Knight of the Empire (The Second Episode in DuracellEnergizer's New PT Re-Write) *CANCELLED*
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EXT. GEONOSIS – CONDAWN CITY – DAY

Located atop a plateau surrounded on all sides by open, barren, cold desert is Condawn City, capital of Geonosis’ Condawn Province. Though there are veritable metropolises built deep underground in immense subterranean caverns, at 122.19 km2 in area, Condawn City is the largest settlement located atop the surface of the planet.

CUT TO

The Condawn Capitol House, located near the heart of Condawn City. While once a resplendent monument at some early point in its long history, unnameable generations of destruction and restoration wrought by the planet’s harsh elements and fierce battles have left it only a little less nondescript – a little less shabby – than its neighbouring buildings.

INT. CONDAWN CAPITOL HOUSE/CHLORIAN VADER’S OFFICE – DAY

Within the spacious office room, GOVERNOR CHLORIAN VADER sits behind his pearlwood desk. Clad in a simple brown Imperial uniform stripped of any and all rank insignia, Vader is burly with solid gray hair, a man in late middle age – possibly somewhere in the neighbourhood of 115 to 120 years old. Exhausted, his face pasty and gray eyes bloodshot, he can no longer read over the pile of datapads strewn atop his desk; closing his eyes, he rubs the bridge of his nose between his thumb and forefinger.

SHMI WARKA then enters the room. A slender woman with long, braided brunette hair and a pleasant face marked by laugh lines and crow’s feet, she, too, can be considered middle-aged, though she is at least ten years Vader’s junior.

A tray of food and drink held between her hands, Shmi walks up to Vader beside his desk.

CHLORIAN VADER: Shmi. (notices the tray) What’s this?

SHMI WARKA: It’s food.

CHLORIAN VADER: I can very well see that. I didn’t ask for anything to eat.

SHMI WARKA: It’s been two days since you’ve had a meal.

CHLORIAN VADER: I’ve been too busy to eat, Shmi. (beat) Besides, how can I eat when the people are going hungry out there? (shakes his head) No, take it away, take it home. You and your son could do with it more.

SHMI WARKA: Darth and I are well enough off, don’t you worry. (clears a space on the desk and sets the tray down)

CHLORIAN: We both know that’s a damn lie. (laughs mirthlessly) No one’s well enough off.

Rising from his chair, Vader crosses over to the twin transparisteel doors which lead to the balcony outside. He doesn’t open the doors to go outside; he just stands there, looking out across the dismal brown cityscape beyond.

CHLORIAN VADER: What has it been, now – almost three months? Three months cut off from the rest of the Galaxy. We can’t leave and no one can arrive. The Underdwellers have sealed the entrances into their cities, hoarding their caches of supplies, leaving us topside to starve. We can’t even call to ask what is going on out there; all hyperwave transmissions are being jammed. (sighs) By the Ancients, it feels like it’s been a hundred years, not three months.

Walking up to Vader, Shmi rests her hands on his shoulder.

SHMI WARKA: Don’t trouble yourself so, Chlor. Have faith that Providence will provide for us when the time is ripe. (beat) Now come – your brunch awaits.

Smiling slightly, Vader rests a hand on Shmi’s own. Turning around, they head back to the desk.

At that very moment, the light coming in through the doors grows dim, casting the office into a deep twilight of shadow.

CHLORIAN VADER: (frowns) What’s this?

The governor and his servant return to the twin doors. Looking out through the transparisteel panes, their mouths drop agape.

EXT. CONDAWN CITY – DAY

Having arrived from the depths of space, the Imperator-class star destroyer Purifier now resides over Condawn City, its vast bulk blocking out the sun. Thousands of TIE-fighters accompany it, swarming about like metallic locusts, choking up the skies.

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#928072
Topic
OJ miniseries
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doubleofive said:

TV’s Frink said:

I remember being at work and getting called into the conference room to see the verdict read.

Now that’s very interesting. I wonder why the entire nation was so interested in this case, was it just the constant news coverage that forced it to become important? Was everyone really that concerned about race, like it showed on the series?

I was too young at the time. All I remember is that the highway chase interrupted TGIF, which was the only TV I was allowed to watch back then.

O. J. used to be a professional NFL player.

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#927874
Topic
Recommend An 80's Movie
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Possessed said:

Yeah I’ve considered watching it on netflix but am cautious. Are the other versions so significantly better to make this unworthwhile?

I hated the theatrical version, but that may be due to the channel I watched it on than any major inherent problems within the movie itself. They kept cutting to commercials in the very middle of scenes, and I’m almost certain they edited it down for length.

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#927841
Topic
Filmmaker and New Yorker film critic Richard Brody's thoughts on the prequels.
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Smithers said:

Lord Haseo said:

IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer said:
…We truly are the most pathetic fanbase in the world.

We’re definitely in the MLP, Minecraft, Breaking Bad and FNAF spectrum. Only difference being is that there are a lot more of us than them.

NO NO NO we are not, there are many stupid SW fans but those fanbases are 100% made up of 9 year olds and 30 year old neckbeards. We don’t come near how irritating the Minecraft/FNAF fanbase is or how fucked up the MLP fanbase is

I’m assuming “MLP” stands for "My Little Pony", right?

If so, then yeah, SW fans aren’t that bad; I certaintly don’t see a million shoddily altered traces of SW characters cluttering up the pages of deviantART, for example.

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#927812
Topic
Filmmaker and New Yorker film critic Richard Brody's thoughts on the prequels.
Time

FWIW, this is what Wookieepedia has to say on the Neimoidian accent:

Wookieepedia said

Much as Imperial officers were given English accents, Silas Carson, who portrayed Nute Gunray in Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace, was asked to imitate a Thai actor’s reading of his lines when looping Nute Gunray’s dialog for the movie.

Here’s the link:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Neimoidian/Legends#Behind_the_scenes