He’s banned?

“Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Oh, happy day!”

suspiciouscoffee said:

I want to see Ric Olie: A Star Wars Story!

That isn’t enough. He needs an entire film series to himself – like Indiana Jones, only handsomer.

Bingowings said:

Oh hai, horribly mutated Tommy Wiseau.

Reading the above inspires me to look forward to giving myself a trepanation every day life might allow me to.

Yeah. He should’ve just posted a link to it in the “What didn’t you like about TFA?” thread.

^I agree.

Windows7Guy100 said:

darklordoftech said:

imperialscum said:

This by far. The “Shaw was NEVER Anakin” revisionism really gets on my nerves. Hayden takes me out of what’s supposed to be the happy ending of everything.

He’s still the dying Anakin.

Well la-dee-freakin’-dah.

suspiciouscoffee said:

chanting is heard in the distance

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^So subtle.

A subtle difference, yes.

ALLOL!

IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer said:

The most terrifying SW character ever!

I want to see him/her in a SW slasher flick.

Attachment to unreality is more fitting, IMO.

Oh, he’s said that.

doubleofive said:

generalfrevious said:

George deliberately sold it to Disney to fuck up the distribution rights to make all but impossible for the originals to be released again.

I’ve read a lot of things by you (since they turned off the Ignore feature), but this is perhaps the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever said.

Nah. His claim that global warming will turn Earth into a dead planet hotter than Venus within a century or two is more ridiculous.

TV’s Frink said:

Scott109 said:

Imagine there is a terminally ill cancer patient who is approaching death. A doctor says, “The patient’s suffering is so intense that he is no longer fighting death. He has lost the will to live.”

Nobody would interpret the last sentence to mean that the loss of the will to live was the cause of patient’s death. In such a scenario, the loss of the will to live would be a side effect of intense pain and suffering and a sign that death is near.

“For reasons we can’t explain, we’re losing her…well, except for the cancer…and Palpatine sucking her life out of her.”

ALLOL! You should try to incorporate that into Revenge of the Ridiculousness.

That new ginger Pepsi is revolting.

I think I’m going to like this thread too much.

She reminds me of spring, and spring reminds me of She.

In other words, spring is Schrödinger’s season – it’s great and awful both at the same time.

Well, maybe if you came with a glossary …

This image

about sums it up.