DuracellEnergizer

I think there’s a good chance Poe’s law applies to Mr. meddler.

DULCINEA – TOAD THE WET SPROCKET

ALBUM RATING: 8/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 4/10

PHILOSOPHY OF THE WORLD – THE SHAGGS

ALBUM RATING: 7/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 4/10

RUMOURS – FLEETWOOD MAC

ALBUM RATING: 10/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 7/10

SOUNDS OF SILENCE – SIMON & GARFUNKEL

ALBUM RATING: 8/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 5/10

“Clowny Clown Clown” – Crispin Glover

ABSURD REPLY: But I have to!

NON-ABSURD REPLY: I never said I did.

I think I’m going to get into outsider music. My lack of training and budget would be well suited to the genre.

Since it’s one of my greatest pieces yet and doesn’t deserve to fade into obscurity:

DuracellEnergizer said:

“I am on air with Canadian B-actress Lauren Lee Smith. Ms. Smith, you’re a capable actress – why do you so often choose to be in subpar film and television productions?”

“I dunno. Maybe all the bleach and dye jobs I’ve had over the years have wreaked havoc on my brain and royally screwed my ability to discern bad roles from good.”

“I see. Have you anything further to add?”

“Would you care to join me in filming a sex scene for my latest upcoming project?”

“Simulated or non-simulated?”

“Come to the studio and find out.”

No, we don’t want to read him altogether.

timemeddler said:

I imagine a t shirt with “Lucas Raped My Childhood…” on the front, and " And Disney legalized It" on the back would get the point across

You’re right – that is insane.

LOL

I had the following dream a couple nights ago, but neglected to talk about it then. It’s a pretty interesting dream, though, so I’ll record it here for posterity in case I ever forget about it in the future.

Basically, the dream started off with me going back to my old high school to finish off my high school education. This is a recurring dream theme of mine – going back to my old school, where I was expelled back in 2004, the only student there in his twenties, with all the classmates I knew from way back when long gone, leaving me peerless and lonely.

Anyway, in these dreams, I usually just go through the motions – I may be searching for someone or a photograph of someone I knew from the past, but otherwise I handle myself well under the circumstances in those surroundings. This time, though, I had a nervous breakdown; I started screaming that I shouldn’t be there, that if it weren’t for all the bullshit I had gone through, I would’ve graduated years ago.

That’s when the dream got really bizarre. Suddenly, it was revealed that I wasn’t really myself and that none of this was really happening. I was really a teenaged kid – fourteen or fifteen – who kinda resembled a young Rod Taylor, the adopted son of a lesbian couple, who had suffered a psychotic break, leading me to believe I was a completely different, older person.

Oh, but the weirdness really jacked up from there. I then slipped on a red visor, and in doing so I was able to perceive another person in another world; this person was me – not the teenaged Rod Taylor me, but the me-me – only I was dressed like a man from the '50s – with short, slicked-back hair, attired in a neat black suit – and I was sitting in a chair, hooked up to a virtual reality machine.

So, to make it clear, the dream was about this: a 1950s version of myself was hooked up to a virtual reality machine, causing me to experience a VR simulation where I was a teenaged Rod Taylor, who was suffering delusions of being a far older man who was suffering a mental breakdown as a result of having to go back to his old high school.

I think Philip K. Dick would’ve been proud of this dream.

^This.

Apart from sitcoms, I no longer find it very pleasurable to sit through TV shows with seasons which run past thirteen episodes.

yhwx said:

Lord Haseo said:

I wouldn’t call it that. I wanted a Star Wars series made in the anime style.

The more that I think about, the more I start to like it. Everybody but Frink and Tyr. would like it. (Assuming it was objectively good, however)

And not done in that annoying Sailor Moon/Pokemon/whateverthebigeyedovertlycartoonishstyleiscalled style.

I just find it really lame.

DESIGN YOUR UNIVERSE – EPICA

ALBUM RATING: 7/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 5/10

McLAREN FURNACE ROOM – THE WATCHMEN

ALBUM RATING: 9/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 6/10

TWO SIDES OF LEONARD NIMOY – LEONARD NIMOY

ALBUM RATING: 9/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 4/10

Perhaps he’s a Vulcan. Not one of the cool ones like Spock, but one of those real stuck-up near-xenophobic pricks.

They all float down here.

yhwx said:

ALBUM COVER RATING: 0/10

Puppet Politician (Of the Pretend Right)

Jesuit-Trained Champion of the Republic

A barrel of concentrated madness ruptured and spilt its contents everywhere.

Since it’s 99% certain that OtakuWarrior is a sock of HansiG, will HansiG’s temp ban be upgraded to a permanent ban?

Eh, I’ve listened to enough Drake to know I don’t like him.

yotsuya said:

I think Palpatine considers the lightsaber an inferior weapon. But it is also a good weapon to defend against other light sabers and to keep the extent of your powers hidden. Palpatine gets Anakin to act and then he has no need to hide because Anakin is his servant from that point on.

He still shouldn’t carry one of his own design.

OtakuWarrior said:

FUCK YOU

David Caruso does it better.