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dahmage said:

Coke chicken.

Did you snort it, smoke it, or inject it?

Lord Tobias said:

Their was a time when star wars was dead…but now we have risen again

Nah. At most SW is in a quantum superposition.

Nah. Super ROTJ is far more enjoyable than the movie.

Rogue-theX said:

…I burnt a pizza writing this post. I’ll still eat it.

Good. It’ll taste awful, but you’ll avoid accruing bad karma.

Sometimes?

^Exactly.

“Trials and Tribble-ations” only flaw: That the writers felt they had to draw attention to the difference between TOS-style Klingons and TMP+ Klingons instead of just chalking it up to artistic license.

Lucasfilm decanonized the EU.

Lucasfilm kept the film novelizations in canon.

The SW novelization established that the SW Galaxy was a modest-sized galaxy (ie. small-to-average).

The EU established that the SW Galaxy was 100,000 light-years in diametre (That’s about the same size as the Milky Way Galaxy, which is a huge, above-average sized galaxy.).

The nuEU recanonized the “SW Galaxy is 100,000 light-years in diametre” factoid.

LOL

Possessed said:

The longest work of fiction ever is a super smash bros fan fiction.

Look it up.

No.

TV’s Frink said:

now I know what universe you are in

If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you’re stealing my bit.

That’s disgusting.

Warbler said:

I tried looking that up and couldn’t find anything that made sense. What does “ITFY” stand for?

Improved that for you.

Alderaan said:

For the record, there are a lot of nice Christian people. Liberals too.

Not all of them are thejediknighthusezni.

ITFY

Bluish, then, in certain lighting.

I prefer any version of the Space Jockey that is actually, truly alien rather than some Blue Man Groupie in a Giger gimp suit.

Earl said:

Watched Alien for the sixth time since I first got it on DVD, I don’t think Ridley Scott could possibly make a prequel even half as good as the first one.

I knew that was the case when I learned Scott made the Space Jockeys giant bald Smurfs.

Okily-dokily.

SilverWook said:

I’ve never been terribly fond of the movie uniforms from TWOK onward as they’re all the same color.

I like the TWOK+ uniforms, but with all their bells and whistles, they do look more like dress uniforms than something an officer would regularly wear.

I must be one of the few Trek fans who doesn’t absolutely loathe the TMP uniforms.

Then you probably don’t hate ROTJ enough.

Ask a legitimate question, get a legitimate answer.

Not the “Leia as Luke’s sister” one.

How’d you get money stuck in your head?

suspiciouscoffee said:

Also, I guess it’s too late at this point to hope for a Legion appearance 😉.

Not a big Legion fan, sorry to say.

In seriousness, keep up the good work!

Thanks. I hope on returning to this script soon.