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Warbler said:

My God.

https://www.google.com/search?q=gone+with+the+wind+remake&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS694US694&oq=Gone+with+the+wind+r&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.9082j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

How the hell can they even talk about remaking it. Any remake is sure to be seen as offensive. Not to mention that no movie THAT classic, should ever be remade.

I’m getting IMDb message board flashbacks.

yhwx said:

Tobar said:

yhwx said:

I am also looking for an appointment with the Doctor. The Doctor has free reign over what the subject matter of the avatar is to be.

No Pokémon, however. I generally don’t like that game and did not know that my current avatar included a character from that game.

100% Pokémon Free Guarantee

Vetoed.

And in the end, he went with the scoop of melting anthropomorphized ice cream regardless.

I once bleached my hair red by treating it with a handful of hydrogen peroxide a day. Perhaps I should do so again.

*adds to watchlist*

suspiciouscoffee said:

Dune (1984)

Yeah… when’s Denis Villenueve’s adaptation coming out again?

You have to admit, though, Patrick Stewart rushing into battle with a pug tucked in his coat more than makes up for the Baron’s pustules.

yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

yhwx said:

I am also looking for an appointment with the Doctor. The Doctor has free reign over what the subject matter of the avatar is to be.

yhwx said:

Tobar said:

yhwx said:

I am also looking for an appointment with the Doctor. The Doctor has free reign over what the subject matter of the avatar is to be.

No Pokémon, however. I generally don’t like that game and did not know that my current avatar included a character from that game.

100% Pokémon Free Guarantee

Vetoed.

Sounds reasonable.

He can make whatever he wants, but that doesn’t mean I have to approve it.

Stop retconning yourself.

suspiciouscoffee said:

I thought Picasso’s “Coffee Pot” as my avatar would be fit my username, but I don’t think it really works well as an avatar, if that makes sense.

Since I thought it was an abstract representation of a Mennonite farmer holding a knife over a milk can, it probably doesn’t.

I love the 21st century.

suspiciouscoffee said:

James Cameron disappeared in the mid-90s, never to be seen or heard from again. I’m sure that if he were around today, he’d release those movies on Blu Ray

With their original colour grading, I presume?

I wish collage films ala Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid were more common.

Kennedy worse than Nixon

“There’s an idea that Hell is other people. My idea is that it might be repetition.”

– Stephen King

Tobar said:

doubleofive said:

I need a new avatar, preferably with the laser background. Doctor’s choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn0zr04AO3k

STING: THE DREAM OF THE BLUE TURTLES

TRACK RATINGS:

• “If You Love Somebody Set Them Free” – 7/10
• “Love is the Seventh Wave” – 7/10
• “Russians” – 8/10
• “Children’s Crusade” – 9/10
• “Shadows in the Rain” – 9/10
• “We Work the Black Seam” – 9/10
• “Consider Me Gone” – 8/10
• “The Dream of the Blue Turtles” – 9/10
• “Moon over Bourbon Street” – 10/10
• “Fortress Around Your Heart” – 10/10

ALBUM RATING: 9/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 6/10

FLEETWOOD MAC: TANGO IN THE NIGHT

TRACK RATINGS:

• “Big Love” – 9/10
• “Seven Wonders” – 8/10
• “Everywhere” – 7/10
• “Caroline” – 8/10
• “Tango in the Night” – 9/10
• “Mystified” – 7/10
• “Little Lies” – 8/10
• “Family Man” – 9/10
• “Welcome to the Room… Sara” – 8/10
• “Isn’t It Midnight” – 10/10
• “When I See You Again” – 8/10
• “You and I, Part II” – 6/10

ALBUM RATING: 9/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 6/10

THE AVALANCHES: SINCE I LEFT YOU

TRACK RATINGS:

• “Since I Left You” – 8/10
• “Stay Another Season” – 8/10
• “Radio” – 9/10
• “Two Hearts in 3/4 Time” – 8/10
• “Avalanche Rock” – 6/10
• “Flight Tonight” – 8/10
• “Close to You” – 8/10
• “Diners Only” – 8/10
• “A Different Feeling” – 8/10
• “Electricity” – 9/10
• “Tonight” – 9/10
• “Pablo’s Cruise” – 8/10
• “Frontier Psychiatrist” – 10/10
• “Etoh” – 8/10
• “Summer Crane” – 7/10
• “Little Journey” – 7/10
• “Live at Dominoes” – 8/10
• “Extra Kings” – 8/10

ALBUM RATING: 9/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 8/10

THE SOUND DEFECTS: THE IRON HORSE

TRACK RATINGS:

• “Theme from the Iron Horse” – 9/10
• “Angels” – 6/10
• “Johnny Law” – 8/10
• “Poppin’ Wheelies” – 8/10
• “War” – 7/10
• “Oh My” – 6/10
• “You’re Mine” – 8/10
• “Take Out” – 9/10
• “Dreaming about Dreams” – 7/10
• “Da Da Da” – 7/10
• “The Fuzz” – 8/10
• “Jean Jacket John” – 7/10
• “Ain’t Right” – 8/10
• “Plan B” – 7/10
• “Peace” – 9/10

ALBUM RATING: 9/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 6/10

“Oh God, Mother! Blood! Blood!”

Once upon a time, there was the Earth, and on the Earth was Man, and Man had dominion over every beast in the field and bird in the air and fish in the sea. Then Man breached the barrier between the heavens and Todash Space, and the unnameable demons which wail and gnash their teeth were loosed upon the Earth, and the Earth was made waste and empty. Then the Emperor Beyond the Sea sent his son, Aslan, to renew the face of the Earth. Aslan planted a Glen in the midst of the Waste Lands, and taking the last of every wondrous and holy creature, filled it. And Aslan set bars all along the glen to shield it from the demons and their minions.

A young maiden – Sarah-Lily – was brought to the Glen stables, where she was put in charge of caring for the holy unicorn, last of its kind. Sarah-Lily, entranced by its purity, came to love the creature.

In the Waste Lands, in the Dark Kingdom, Jareth – Dark Prince of the Goblins – came to know of the unicorn. Coveting the beast and the magickal powers it promised, Jareth appeared to Sarah-Lily in her dreams. He spoke to her in velvet tones, promising his love and his glory if she would but take the unicorn from the Glen and ride out to his castle. Very innocent and just as foolish, Sarah-Lily was wooed and fell in love with Jareth. Fulfilling the Dark Prince’s request, Sarah-Lily saddled up the unicorn and rode it from the stables, through the Glen, towards the outer gate. A stable boy – that’s me! – saw Sarah-Lily slip out with the unicorn and followed her in secret.

As Sarah-Lily passed beyond the outer gate, entering the Dead Wood, she saw Jareth approach from afar. Jareth came atop a magnificent black Clydesdale steed, a staff bearing a luminous white crystal ball at hand. As the maiden approached the Dark Prince, the stable boy emerged from cover. As the stable boy shouted and cursed at Sarah-Lily, Jareth’s spell over her was broken; turning the horse back around, she took off at full-gallop for the gate. Sarah-Lily managed to return to the protective confines of the Glen before Jareth’s magick could be brought to bear, but the stable boy was not so fortunate. With a wave of his staff, Jareth closed the gate then entrapped the boy in a sphere of vacuum, leaving him no air to draw upon.

The legend trailed off there.

ray_afraid said:

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a beautiful masterpiece. As known as it is (mostly from reputation instead of actual views), it’s criminally underrated. The direction is perfect and the cinematography is, again, beautiful.

This. Shame it took me nearly a decade to realize it, though.

Warbler said:

I assume you are being sarcastic.

You assume correctly.

TV’s Frink said:

ray_afraid said:

Every time John Landis is brought up in this, it makes me laugh.
"But John Landis said! And he couldn’t possibly have some info wrong or have been misled! I mean, it’s JOHN freakin’ LANDIS we’re talking about here!"
I don’t mean to sound mean, but ALLOL!

This.

Well, except for the part where you didn’t want to sound mean.

John Landis killed three people out of negligence. He deserves to be meaned to.

*sarcasm detector explodes*

This is all anime’s fault.

Jeebus said:

yhwx said:

Is it okay to kill them?

Only if they kill you first.

The best revenge is one from beyond the grave. Question is how to come back: as ghost or revenant?

If only Bobcat Goldthwait would join in on this discussion. Then this thread would be complete.

Your linguistic relativism will not go unimpeded!