DuracellEnergizer

You don’t care that he doesn’t care. That’s a whole lot of not carin’ goin’ on 'round here.

But I don’t care.

DuracellEnergizer said:

Now that I’ve finally seen R1 …

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Rogue One
4. The Force Awakens
5. Return of the Jedi
6. Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure
7. Ewoks: The Battle for Endor
8. The Clone Wars
9. The Phantom Menace
10. The Star Wars Holiday Special
11. Attack of the Clones
12. Revenge of the Sith

My rankings haven’t changed. I’m just reposting this so I don’t have to back-click through a billion pages to find it again.

Lord Tobias said:

dont tempt me

These cosmological arguments are giving me a headache.

There aren’t many posters on ot.com that I can say I hate. There are posters I dislike, sure – namely imp’scum and Mala – but I don’t hate them. Husezni, though … he takes everything I love about Christianity, drags it through the filth, violates it, and props it up as a vile, loathsome font for his repugnant intolerance and ignorance.

He’s a personification of everything I despise about humanity and I utterly loathe and detest the man to the innermost core of my being.

I used to read The Burnstein Bears. I also thought Star Track was silly and Nucular Man was my favourite Superman villain.

yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

Group account confirmed.

I’m not a group, I just think very highly of myself.

Think very highly of your hands, I see…as if that’s not suspicious.

Since my hands are part of my self, it naturally follows that I think highly of them.

And you know what they say about men with large hands.

They always win a slap fight?

“Have I helped your unbelief?”

“Oh yes. Yes, I believe. I believe in death. I believe in disease. I believe in injustice and inhumanity … and torture and anger and hate. I believe in murder. I believe in pain. I believe in cruelty and infidelity. I believe in slime and stink and in every crawling, putrid thing … every possible ugliness and corruption, you son of a bitch! I believe … in you.”

Can we call Cameron a has-been yet?

Eh, I’m only interested in PT edits which make drastic changes to the source material.

DuracellEnergizer said:

I’m currently engaged in a personal debate as to whether or not I should watch AOTC in the next couple hours.

WISHS

LuckyGungan2001 said:

I like Attack of the Clones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJXKVOxqkWM&t=0m2s

SilverWook said:

You could always watch Frink’s edit. 😛

Henceforth, this shall be the only way I watch AOTC (pending the creation of a radically innovative, non-comedic fanedit).

moviefreakedmind said:

I’d recommend not watching it. It’s so boring.

Only until the factory scene. Then the screaming starts.

suspiciouscoffee said:

Last time I tried to watch it (1-2 years ago) I couldn’t even make it halfway through before giving up.

I suppose the theory is true; if you can make it through Red Zone Cuba, you can make it through anything.

DuracellEnergizer said:

He’s made a thread or two in the re-writing section. Surprisingly, they’re not about how Evil Luciferian Jesuit Freemason Evolutionary Environmentalists™ are forcing him to get aroused by photos of young transgirls.

Time has proven me a liar.

http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/I-Pet-Goat-II-Adventures-In-Hollywood-Predictive-Programming/id/56469

I wonder if the thread can be reported. It has absolutely nothing to do with screenwriting and is quite plainly trollish garbage.

What’s the point arguing with Imp’scum? Not once in his entire history here has he ever admitted to being wrong; never admitted to the possibility of being wrong; never even admitted to the legitimacy of a differing POV. He’s 110% right 110% of the time, everyone else is equally wrong, end of story.

Ignore the charlatan or laugh at him; any other gesture’s a wasteful expenditure of energy.

Laura Bertram turns 39 today.

Michael Keaton turns 66 today.

Freddie Mercury would’ve turned 71 today.

Raquel Welch turns 77 today.

Schlocky '70s/'80s-type horror/sci-fi musicals need to make a resurgence.

I’m currently engaged in a personal debate as to whether or not I should watch AOTC in the next couple days. I haven’t watched the movie since 2006/2007, which is before I became a bona fide anti-fan of the PT. Perhaps it’s time enough at last to subject myself to its Cenobitesque tortures without youthful naivete available to blunt the trauma.

lovelikewinter said:

I love all those and would watch them any day. In fact, I have a hard time picking which ones I like the best out of the OT because I consider it one big story.

“The entire OT’s one big story.”

“There are four gas stations!”

There. It’s out of my system now.

TV’s Frink said:

Lol, Walmart is not a gas station.

I’m feeling I should reference a TNG meme now or something.

“Why, it’s that delightful TV leprechaun! I’m going to get your Lucky Charms!”

Where’s ol’ Spuffy keeping himself these days, anyway?

Thinking up creative names for six kittens can be trying.