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It’s not my fault! I’m unstuck in time!

My fondness for Batman '89 lies in the gothic atmosphere and Nicholson’s performance. That’s enough for me to prefer it over Returns, which I would’ve liked more if it weren’t for the absolute worst incarnation of the Penguin I’ve ever seen.

SilverWook said:

That alone makes Stamp awesome in my book. Nice that he’s cool with his fame. Not having him play a bad guy in TPM was a big mistake.

Don’t know about that. In theory, Christopher Lee should’ve been phenomenal as Dooku, but he stunk.

It’s probably a blessing Stamp was just an elevated extra.

Imp’scum contributed the “I am the Truth™” genes. Everything else is WarioG.

TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS: SOUTHERN ACCENTS

TRACK RATINGS:

• “Rebels” – 7/10
• “It Ain’t Nothin’ to Me” – 7/10
• “Don’t Come Around Here No More” – 10/10
• “Southern Accents” – 8/10
• “Make It Better (Forget About Me)” – 7/10
• “Spike” – 8/10
• “Dogs on the Run” – 7/10
• “Mary’s New Car” – 7/10
• “The Best of Everything” – 7/10

ALBUM RATING: 8/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 5/10

JERRY CANTRELL: BOGGY DEPOT

TRACK RATINGS:

• “Dickeye” – 8/10
• “Cut You In” – 8/10
• “My Song” – 8/10
• “Settling Down” – 8/10
• “Breaks My Back” – 8/10
• “Jesus Hands” – 7/10
• “Devil by His Side” – 7/10
• “Keep the Light on” – 7/10
• “Satisfy” – 8/10
• “Hurt a Long Time” – 7/10
• “Between” – 7/10
• “Cold Piece” – 8/10

ALBUM RATING: 7/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 7/10

ALICE IN CHAINS: FACELIFT

TRACK RATINGS:

• “We Die Young” – 10/10
• “Man in the Box” – 10/10
• “Sea of Sorrow” – 8/10
• “Bleed the Freak” – 8/10
• “I Can’t Remember” – 7/10
• “Love, Hate, Love” – 7/10
• “It Ain’t Like That” – 8/10
• “Sunshine” – 7/10
• “Put You Down” – 7/10
• “Confusion” – 9/10
• “I Know Somethin (Bout You)” – 8/10
• “Real Thing” – 8/10

ALBUM RATING: 8/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 6/10

ROY ORBISON: LONELY AND BLUE

TRACK RATINGS:

• “Only the Lonely” – 8/10
• “Bye Bye Love” – 8/10
• “Cry” – 8/10
• “Blue Avenue” – 8/10
• “I Can’t Stop Loving You” – 8/10
• “Come Back To Me (My Love)” – 7/10
• “Blue Angel” – 8/10
• “Raindrops” – 7/10
• “(I’d Be) A Legend in My Time” – 7/10
• “I’m Hurtin’” – 7/10
• “Twenty-Two Days” – 8/10
• “I’ll Say It’s My Fault” – 8/10

ALBUM RATING: 8/10

ALBUM COVER RATING: 5/10

I don’t know if he was harassing Harmy, but he certainly was harassing Adywan.

TV’s Frink said:

One is real, so easy choice.

I, too, would choose one nation under Zod.

Jani-wan needed his last moment in the sun.

BAN THIS USER TOO!

It’s like imp’scum and Hansi64I had an ugly baby together.

Last night I had a crazy, convoluted, nonsensical dream where I was back in the late '60s or early '70s. John Lennon and Yoko Ono were there, and so were a crap-ton of Jedi with lightsabers of every possible colour and hue.

It’s mostly the last shot. Brings to mind lousy teen comedies.

This music video is pretty bad.

TV’s Frink said:

Drinking diet soda in moderation shouldn’t be any worse for you than real soda in moderation. Of course “in moderation” doesn’t mean one a day, it means (maybe?) one or two a week.

That explains the caffeine headaches.

ben_danger said:

David Lynch’s prequels?

I want this so bad.

I’ve tried writing songs, but aside from parodies, I don’t have a knack for it.

Perhaps.

I wonder if R1 could be edited to be compatible with the SW radio drama.

I checked out a number of the earliest accounts, and most have no post histories. Odd. I wonder if their posts were lost in a past crash.

I have an affinity for #3, personally.

What impetus would we have for writing their essay for them, anyway?

I’m going to post my thoughts on The Empire Strikes Back: Divergent Edition now.

Since I believe ESB:R to be a virtually perfect fan-edit of TESB, my fan-edit would be completely identical to Adywan’s in all regards save for the following exceptions:

GENERAL CHANGES

The same general alterations I suggested for SW:DE – reinserted original Fox logo; removed episode number; altered blaster colours; Luke’s recoloured lightsaber; etc. – would carry through in this one.

CHANGE #1

Make the lighting inside the cockpit of Veers’ AT-AT a harsh red.

IMPETUS FOR CHANGE

This alteration was actually suggested somewhere in the ESB:R thread as an alternative to removing the red from the AT-AT viewports, and these photos were taken from that thread*. I thought it was a damn good suggestion and would like to implement it myself.

*I’d give proper credit to whomever created these photos, but I can’t find the original post with the original copies.

CHANGE #2

Recolour the Executor’s engines blue.

IMPETUS FOR CHANGE

In my list of changes for SW, I mentioned I’d change the lighting aboard Vader’s TIE from red to blue 'cause I think blue is more his colour. As the Executor is his flagship, I feel the same principle applies.

CHANGE #3

Reinsert Capt. Needa’s TIE shuttle.

IMPETUS FOR CHANGE:

I’m rather fond of the TIE shuttle, even if it’s virtually indistinguishable from the TIE bomber.

CHANGE #4

Retain the original “closed up” interior of Cloud City for most shots while utilizing the “opened up” versions in shots taking place in those curved corridors.

IMPETUS FOR CHANGE:

I rather like the original look of Cloud City in the theatrical version, but I also like the look of the revised version. Why not have the best of both worlds?

And that’s it. Those are the changes I’d make to TESB.

As for ROTJ, I originally had some ideas in mind for a fan-edit, but I no longer care enough about the film to bother with it. So, short of gaining millions of dollars and a time machine back to 1983 to do some extensive reshoots with the original cast, there will be no ROTJ:DE. Thus the Star Wars Trilogy: Divergent Edition has became the Star Wars Duology, Divergent Edition.

Should the Spock-centric songs from Nimoy’s albums be considered canon?

I say yes.

I also wish I’d never seen Not Another Teen Movie. Not once, and certainly not twice. I liked having respect for Mr. T.