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DuracellEnergizer

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#1124098
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Episode VIII : The Last Jedi - Discussion * <strong><em>NON SPOILER</em></strong> * THREAD
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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Also curious what happened to Vader’s red sabre. Did Luke retrieve it before Death Star II blew up?

It fell into a black hole and was transported to a galaxy even farther away. There it was found by a civilization of machine entities, who gave it intelligence and built for it a new machine body. It then took to roaming the universe, in search of its creator.

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#1124091
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The <em>Stranger Things</em> Thread
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ChainsawAsh said:

My main issue with season 2 is a lack of focus. Everyone was doing their own thing in season 1, too, but from the start we knew that all of their stories revolved around Will’s disappearance, whether the characters were aware or not, which made it very satisfying when it all came together and no one’s story felt like filler or wasted.

In season 2, everyone has their own story again, but it’s not clear what any of them have to do with the main thrust of the season until the end, and even then some of it feels contrived. In particular, Eleven’s story (especially episode 7) felt very disconnected from everything else, and the way she comes back into the fray for the finale felt a little too “deus ex machina” for me.

Yeah, that’s certainly an issue. Stranger Things 2 feels more like Stranger Things 1.5; it’s more concerned with tying up the first season’s loose ends than continuing its story.

Also, fuck Nancy and Jonathan. They’re both shitty people and they deserve each other. Steve is the best.

Thought Steve was a prick in the first season, but he’s redeemed himself. NanJo are about as charismatic as used flypaper; their characters need to go.

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#1123956
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General Star Wars <strong>Random Thoughts</strong> Thread
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DominicCobb said:

As much as I dislike posts like that, DE has a point. You don’t have to hate Star Wars to agree.

And I don’t even hate Star Wars to begin with. I hate Vader’s characterization and motivation and, by extension, the characterization/motivation of other dark side characters in the series. One can say the SW films are meant to be kid/fantasy/adventure films, etc., but that won’t convince me Darth Göring deserves to go to Jedi Heaven for liking his kid.

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#1123705
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General Star Wars <strong>Random Thoughts</strong> Thread
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“You’re travelling through another dimension. A dimension not of substance but of spectacle.”

“You’re moving into a land where people are life-size Krusty dolls with GOOD/EVIL switches in their backs.”

“Where a mass-murdering war criminal can go to Heaven if he has a little paternal instinct.”

“Your next stop: the Star Wars Universe.”

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#1123687
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The Force Awakens: Official Review Thread - ** SPOILERS **
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Suffice to say, I was venting more than anything. I wish I had never become a SW fan; then perhaps I wouldn’t have wasted nine years of my life with a prequel re-write few people will read and even fewer will ever care about, nine years trying to shape a universe of teddy bear picnics into something more meaningful to me.