DuracellEnergizer

Nope and hell nope.

A Darth Darth Binks movie directed by Neil Breen, on the other hand. . . .

Nah brah. That’s clearly Warwick Davis on the set of ROTJ.

The Far Side isn’t funny.

StarkillerAG said:

survive exploding TWICE

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SOFÍA SISNIEGA

"Tell my son … tell him what time his father died. Tell him that I —"

"No."

"He won’t even know your name."

NeverarGreat said:

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A year after giving away my entire Star Wars collection, here I am, buying ANH:GOUT once again. I’m such the fickle mistress.

P.S.: I threw the first disc straight in the trash.

Suppose it’s time to update my list.

DuracellEnergizer said:

Every movie I’ve rated 10/10:

• Aladdin (1992)
• As Good as It Gets (1997)
• Barton Fink (1991)
• Brand Upon the Brain! (2006)
• Cape Fear (1962)
• Cries & Whispers (1972)
• The Frisco Kid (1979)
• A Goofy Movie (1995)
• House (1977)
• Jodorowsky’s Dune (2013)
• Lost Highway (1997)
• Mandy (2018)
• The Mask of Zorro (1998)
• Misery (1990)
• My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
• The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
• The Ninth Configuration (1980)
• Only the Lonely (1991)
• Persona (1966)
• The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
• Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
• Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
• Psycho (1960)
• The Seventh Seal (1957)
• Stalker (1979)
• Wild Strawberries (1957)
• Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (1971)

Every movie I’ve rated 1/10:

• Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm (1998)
• The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
• Blood of Dracula’s Castle (1969)
• Creepin’ (2001)
• The Day the Earth Froze (1959)
• Evil Dead (2013)
• The Humanoid (1979)
• Mirrors (2008)
• Night Train to Mundo Fine AKA Red Zone Cuba (1966)
• Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)

The Corellian Trilogy can hardly be considered a Han-centric trilogy, anyway, as the plot doesn’t focus on him.

https://i.imgur.com/eiJ8c0c.mp4

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TheAlaskanSandman said:

Id enjoy seeing an R rated Star Wars. Itd be a pain with all the blood simulation but i think id be pretty cool. As a kid i always liked the blood in ANH and wondered why they did away with it in the other movies. Corridor crew did some small quick vids but they were more on the ridiculous side. I later understood that the wounds were being cauterized but still. I miss the bombastic squids used in the 80’s like in Robocop haha

You know, I actually had an idea for an R-rated Star Wars, complete with sex and nudity. It’d be doable with some actors’ other works and deepfaking.

However, we have to be honest, the SW community is extremely immature and conservative about sexual material, so it would be negatively received (in public) and get a lot of spiteful attempts to stop it.

Too bad, there’s enough source material out there to make it work…maybe I should take another crack at it.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1G0OLUOwLSa35g6ytyyO9ZDmz0x_bLFYr/view Quick mock up. No nudity tho

Probably NSFW to click on.

This is awesome. Not sure why the hate, as I thought the nudity was very tastefully edited out to make it fit in with the saga.

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Bats are cool.

I still never want to see one in/around my house.

ANGELA FEATHERSTONE

ANGELA FEATHERSTONE

She looks as good in a blue dress as she does in red.

Hal 9000 said:

Bugs me to keep seeing that mislabeled. It’s Reese Withouterspoon.

I know how I’ll be reading her name from now on.

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I spent over $15 on that Friday the 13th collection. Seeing as I have no intention on keeping the discs with Parts 6-8, and previously owned Part 3 on DVD, it was likely an unwise expenditure.

Some more generalities I neglected to list last time:

• My reboot would be R-rated. There’d be heavier gore; lightsabers wouldn’t cauterize wounds, and blasterfire would have a literally explosive effect on unshielded flesh. There’d also be nudity and sex.
• Stormtroopers would be formidable cyborg clone soldiers outfitted with advanced reactive armour.

Vultural said:

Cage, here reminding us, was a great actor … once upon a time.

Mandy proves he’s still a great actor. 😛

Some generalities:

• The setting would be our own Milky Way, in “the 33rd century A.E.”, some 25,000 years into the future.
• The Galactic Republic/Empire would span a million worlds, with the entire known galaxy in toto spanning 25% of the Milky Way.
• Though not particularly speciesist, the Galactic Republic would be an almost entirely human/near-human domain. There’d be very few member worlds with significant non-human populations, and human/non-human admixture would be almost unheard of outside the Outer Rim territories.
• Strong AI wouldn’t exist. Droids such as Artoo & Threepio would be cyborgs — robot bodies controlled by cultured organic brains.
• There wouldn’t be manned fightercraft, but remote-controlled/robot fighters. Remote-controlled fighters would have some advantage over robots, as organic pilots can outwit the weak AI of robot fighters. However, in the event of remote-controlled fighters receiving heavy damage, feedback through the neural interface would kill/brain-damage organic controllers.
• Lightsabers would be entirely mystical, non-technological weapons which could only be constructed/ignited by trained Force adepts. At the heart of every lightsaber would be a kyber crystal, its colour shaped by the psyche/preferences of the adept who meditated over it. The lightsaber blade would be paper-thin with monomolecular edges, capable of cutting through almost any material by severing covalent bonds.
• Force-sensitivity wouldn’t be genetic; it wouldn’t be inherited patrilineally, and clones of Force-sensitives wouldn’t inherit their template’s Force-sensitivity. However, Force-sensitivity would often pass on matrilineally, and if one child in a set of twins is Force-sensitive, their sibling(s) would invariably be Force-sensitive as well.
• All space flight/space combat would be three-dimensional.
• Single-biome worlds capable of supporting complex life would be rare/marginally habitable. Life on Hoth would be limited to the equator, life on Tatooine to the poles, etc.
• Hyperspace travel would be relatively slow. Travel between Tatooine and Alderaan (both Outer Rim planets) would take five days along a good hyperlane.

I’ll go into more plot/character-specific details later.

Catherine O’Hara is 66 years old. I’m 33. To be perfectly honest, I’d still sleep with her if she let me.