DuracellEnergizer

You’re goddamn right.

The earliest part of this dream I recall is standing in the living room and noticing a heavily rewritten-&-reshot version of Stargate Origins playing on the TV; unlike the real SGO, the costumes looked good and the plot wasn’t shit. Then my father started complaining about something, and so I left the room.

It was late August, but the weather was unseasonably cool, so it felt more like fall. I found a medium-sized lizard outside; it had grown sluggish from the chilly weather. Carefully, I picked it up — it had sharp teeth and didn’t like being handled, so I wasn’t gonna be careless — then brought it to the garage so it could go into suspended animation in a sheltered area. The Joker then appeared and started handling the lizard, subtly implying he was going to harm the creature. After some minutes spent begging the Joker to put the lizard alone and leave, he lost interest in the animal, set it down, and went away.

I was then taking a leisurely walk in the back yard. A sensation of foreboding fell upon me, a strange “time lapse photography” effect occurred in the sky, and I suddenly found myself in the dead of winter. Going back to my house, I found things were stranger than I ever could have believed; I had experienced a time warp, and was now 62 years into the future. Having taken anti-aging drugs, my parents were still alive (indeed, they looked younger & healthier than they do now in real life) and my sister had had a sex change; she now had man-abs & a three-man army in her pants (Yet for reasons I don’t understand, she still wore her hair long and was wearing makeup.).

Well, they’re extinct. The coolest extant dino would be a bird.

Watched the trailer a week or so ago. Looks meh.

newt

elasmosaurus

Triceratops was the coolest dinosaur.

triceratops

Just discovered this band. I love synthwave music, especially synthwave incorporating electric guitar, so I’m probably gonna become a fan.

Favourite track: “Graveyard Shift”

Least favourite track: “Andromeda”

★★★★★★★★★☆

okapi

kingfisher

Edmontosaurus

pittrek said:

I said it before, say it again - Yoda with a lightsabre is like Gandhi with a machine gun

An apter analogy is Superman using a plane to fly.

ground sloth

Rattlesnake

X-ray tetra

Possessed said:

do those count as animals? I thought they were sentient.

Aliens established that aside from the queen, they’re all just dumb bugs.

fmalover said:

BTW, porn star Lexi Belle is a huge SW fan and considers AOTC her favourite of the franchise, so make of that what you will.

Colour me unsurprised.

suspiciouscoffee said:

Is it just me, or does the way he’s holding that staff make no sense?

Lazy animators, were Lazy.

SilverWook said:

Aside from Boba Fett, no other OT characters ever appeared on the series, IIRC.

dahmage said:

It’s true. Plus they don’t like to let me out of here.

Urge to use Exorcist III quote, rising. . . .

SilverWook said:

It’s one type of animation pretending to look like another type of animation. Why not just hand draw the darn thing?

'Cause that would make too much sense.

Pickled eggs

adywan said:

There is just one moment in that whole film that is watchable. And that is the scene with Anakin and Padme , in separate parts of Coruscant, when Mace heads off to confront Palpatine. And that whole scene is done with visuals and no dialogue. Williams’ music also boosts that scene. But the rest, it’s just sooooo bad.

That’s the one scene I mentioned earlier.

snooker said:

The weird out of touch racism is fun