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DorK313

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27-Feb-2006
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5-Mar-2008
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#221637
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Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
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1) I'm quick so whatever errands are needed done , they'll be done fast.
2) I already work at a retail store so anything that you guys need I'm already in the right spot.
3) I can get everything there on discount, saves the company money.
4) Until promoted from bitch I would just use my money to buy the stuff, saves the company money
5) I used to be a manager of a Pizza parlor so I can make a mean pizza
6) I'm old enough to buy alcohol
7) I don't need my mom to drive me to work.
8) I forgot what 8 was for.
9) I'm not AWK.
10) I believe in honesty, trust, and selflessness (but I will sleep with your girlfriend)
11) I believe in lying, manipulating, and selfishness (so I can sleep with your girlfriend)
12) I OWN A RANCOR!
13) I have children so if need be I can read you night night stories.
14) I OWN A RANCOR!
15) I'm a quick learner
16) I stick to it 'till the job is done.
17) I only buy the softest toilet paper.
18) I'm have money.
19) I also have a huge library of information readily available at my fingertips.
20) I OWN A RANCOR!

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I'm not sure what my Rancor is doing here. He's either offering you a bribe to hire me or this was taken the last time we went to the strip club together!
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#221578
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Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
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Well, I have alot of time to do nothing obviously because I have sat here tonight and read this entire thread. I do not mean skimmed, I mean read. Warbler, you should be ashamed of yourself. At the beginnng you seemed like a noble man with great ideas but then it turned out you buckle under pressure. Next thing I read is you trying to weasel your way back in by setting up false contracts with YIYF. Now you are trying to get back in by using scare tactics. Oh the crown of shame should be placed on your head Warbler. These people once defended you. Did you forget about YIYF making sure your drink wasn't poisoned? Hmmm? Then you repay him by having men follow him to his house and beat him with ballbats. Thankfully he is resiliant to bat beatings and of course the trusty werewolf/wolverine/dracula thing! The shame, the shame.

Now I know I'm the new guy here but I must say that I would be honored if I could be employed by the FrobozzCo. I understand that I am new so I would have to earn my keep so, if hired, I would like to be the companies bitch. If you need something you send me to get it. You need more toilet paper, I'm on it. Hell, you need your asses wiped just bend over. Like I said, I understand I'd have to earn my respect and sometimes you just gotta start at the bottom, literally.
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#221569
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PT Bashing? What brought it back?
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For a time things were calming down about the PT. We all agreed, for the most part, about the problems it had and it seemed the conversation had started to become old news. Then suddenly threads started popping up again with all sorts of new posts pretty much covering what has already been said. Once again, I'm no fan of the PT either, I was just curious as to why we decided to pick up our clubs and beat at it some more. It's not a pinata, we aren't going to find candy inside you know but then again I can see the sence of satisfaction to be able to look at it lying on the ground dead.
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#221533
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YIYF's Long Bridge Club
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This maybe a little much but as far as I could tell this thread is for whatever right? Well, I'm concerned because things have started heating up between one of my ex's and I and last night we had phone sex. Well, as cheesy as that may sound to some it was extrememly hot. The only problem is that well, uh, she lives 12 hours away and well.....she got married to a guy who was once my best friend of 20years. Obviously his and my friendship was strained but that was 8 years ago that they got married and I've let that go. Anyway, I don't know why I'm posting this, I guess for some sort of confession or something.
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#221394
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WHO LIKES To drink
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You know, when I was a teenager I thought I would never drink in my life. Alcohool, to me, tasted horrible, and I didn't like the effects of it. Time went by, I became more social, more friendly, and life began to suck harder and harder, things got worse all the time. I started to go out more, and pubs and night clubs, and while I would refuse to drink before, I started to get used to it. I began to apreciate it. Suddenly, I became very interested in drinking. Now I'm proud to say I love to drink, and I have become an alcohoolic!

I think I read that this is going to be the next Pixar Movie script!
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#221243
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PT Bashing? What brought it back?
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What about those of us who have already paid money for all the star wars movies on dvd, laserdisc, and vhs? I own the movies on all 3 formats including the special edition dvd's. Now I have to buy the se dvd's again so I can have the O-OT on dvd legally. Excuse me but fuck that! I don't want a second copy of SE nor am I going to bother mailing them back to lucas or whatever, that'll just cost me more money even if it is a dollar or so. You can't really sum up everybody who is just going to stick with thier bootlegs as cheap asses when we've already bought the damn movies 3 times!