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Snakes on a Plane

I caught an advance screening last night & let me just say SNAKES ON A PLANE KICKS ASS!!!!

is it a masterpiece? no, not by any stretch of the imagination.

But it's so over the top & so much fun!!! The snake gags are great...especially the 2 bathroom scenes, and Samuel L Jackson is still a bad mutha fucka

...and let me tell you, if Mace Windu said "That's it! I've had it with these muthafuckin sith in my muthafuckin temple!!!!" right before he tried to kill Palpatine, the sheer bad-assness of the statement would have had little orphan Anakin pissing in his robes & he would have been too over come with awe to intervene...Palpatine would have died, Anakin would not have turned to the dark side & the empire would have never risen, the Sith would have disappeared & the Jedi would have never been killed off.

Luke & Leia would have grown up with loving parents.

Luke would have been a great pilot just like his father

i'm sure the odd intergalactic battle would have taken place from time to time, and then, eventually, another war would break out, and Luke would be a 'hero' just like his father was

Then, one day, some cunning saboteur would get to Luke's ship, and we, the audience, would be treated to the next great summer movie...
Simple Storytelling
a knife, an ice pick, a hatchett, 6 knitting needles, and a broken whiskey bottle, fully-automatic military assult rifles with night vision & lazer scopes, phospherous grenades, cluster bombs, anti-personnel fragmentation mines, a pool of extremely ill-tempered sea bass with frikkin lazers on their heads, and, to top it all off, one strategically placed spork
Simple Storytelling
He calmly, and politely reminded John Wayne that
a) one cannot cheat at poker with a slice of cheese no matter how hard you try (unless it's meunster cheese, which is a whole nother matter altogether) ,
and b) John Wayne is DEAD, and therefore cannot possibly be standing there accusing him of cheating with cheese, which, as was previously stated isn't possible in the first place.

*edited for spelling*

2001: The Monolith Set
OK Folks, here's a long overdue update...

After weeks of experimentation & testing, i've decided to scrap Disc 2. I will not be making a 2001 edit using the North/Goldsmith Score.

Why? you might ask.

Quite simply, I don't like all

The score itself is very good, don't get me wrong. But it would have been better in something other than 2001. It makes the movie feel like a bad '50's sci-fi B movie. i just couldn't get used to it. I totally understand why Kubrick made the decision not to include it.

I tried to like it...I did. I wanted to like it. I wanted this project to be something that I could take pride in. However, I just can't stand behind it anymore.

I know that there are those of you who disagree, and others who will want to see it anyways...If anybody cares to pick up this project, i'll be happy to send you a copy of the North Score, as well as the notes that I have as far as where each piece goes in the movie.

as always, my PMs are can email me directly
Spider-Man 3
Originally posted by: C3PX
The "Rain Drops are Falling on my Head" thing was a typical Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell sort of gag. It was meant to be cheesy, if you can appreciate things like that it was pretty funny. Otherwise I can see how it could come off as annoying.

Speaking of Bruce Campbell, I am sure most people who know who he is noticed he had a cameo in both the Spider-Man movies. I heard a rumor he is going to make another appearance in Spider-Man 3 and that this time they are going to give his name... Quentin Beck (the alias of the Spider-Man villan Mysterio). Anybody else hear anything about this? I think it would be pretty cool to have Mysterio in Spider-Man 4, I think Campbell would make a perfect Mysterio.

Bruce will definately be in Spider-man 3...there are 2 things that are in every Sam Raimi movie...Bruce Campbell (though sometimes his scenes get cut), and that damn Oldsmobile (aka "The Classic")

There's no mention on about Bruce playing Quentin 'Mysterio' Beck, but that would kick ass
Originally posted by: greencapt
Now I think I'll go try and figure out how a 22 year old Pulitzer Prize winning journalist is too stupid to be able spell 'catastrophe'. *sigh*

you don't have to be a good speller in order to be a good writer. That's what proof-readers & editors are for. Isaac Asimov couldn't spell for shit, and is still considered one of the greatest writers of our time.

Jokes thread : Reloaded
The 7 dwarfs at the vatican.

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven
they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey Leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "
No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns
back, "
Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare. Dopey
turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere
in the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding
the floor,
tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting....

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"....

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"....