Darth Solo

There’s no comeback I can muster, otherwise happy holidays OT members.

DRINK! GIRLS!

I think I have the same talent for identifying a lady by her lips.

Swing one at the thoughts in your head, then the other one throw into outta space, so you can NVM, my original reply was a bit full on.

Wrong tread mr.trink.

When did I become the bench mark for…something, sumthing, Star Wars?

I’m more genuinely afraid of the power ray-afraid could potentially call upon in this thread.

Also the fact Frink has not, rather I mean has n’t not…sod it…Frink is still Frink, I still or maybe don’t (believe me I can carry on but it’s starts to then become confusing, or maybe it does nay…confused now).

Where is that pluckin tread? When you need it.

DuracellEnergizer said:

[JEDIT]

Fucking error messages making me double post.

Not heard of that one, I’ll do some digging on the interwebs to track it down.

C’mon Energiser, you can have more fun than that when you use the edit thingey-me-jig

Aaggha, now I see it. No, no, no i don’t.

On a related note, I’m going to try out some drugs tonight, its called lemsip or something hardcore like that! Yeah, breaking the law…

When did the latest busload of tards crashland here?

For those who are being offended, I haven’t sunk me teeth into this as such…yet

Heather I don’t know what happened? I went away to hibinate for a while, now I’m back I’ve suddenly laughing along to your posts now?!?

Nag Oeis. They are something of a calling someone out as DS how it reads. Really?

Ignore post as I have had no sleep due to a neighbour setting fire to his apartment, I’m playing with the idea of going to get all Tarentino on him just as soon as I see him again when they kick the shit from his hospital bed, as I could have had my little guys over for a sleeping tonight! FFFFS!

DominicCobb said:

joefavs said:

Also, hilarious that they kept in the same faulty schematic from the original with the misplaced dish. That gave me a good laugh.

Yeah, I could hear the fan-film members scrubbing their hands together a lot whilst viewing it.

The hyperspace jumps were abit jarring, so I can see why there isnt one being done with something else perhaps.

The Death Star was upside down at one point. That’s believable now I’ve just thought about it.

More gripes bout the shadow troopers or what ever Disney has re-branded them to now, to theyre dialogue. Again, okay it’s something I can relate to.

The lanky droid thing was laughable in a good way throughout, as I had him with NSOH initially just like(EDIT:insert random member here).

adywan said:

My god, it’s gone to shit in here.

I’m sensing that feeling of deja vu again master.

Spuffure said:

Ive killed myself 9000 times

Then your doing it wrong.

Lord Haseo explain in detail bout ruining yourself, as I read things differently as a rule to others.

I miss the old days, when moth3r used a Father Ted avitar that tickles me every time, when someone says ‘DRINK!’ in any context. And of course, ‘GIRLS!’ Or a song about a horse, I could go on and on and on and on…

I admit to being impressed with this Tarkin compared to the what the ever the hell they were trying to do in episode three. I can think of a british actor who could pull that off convincingly without doing any research on that. Imperial and rebel spacecraft design was uninspiring yet again from the OT’s final spacecraft models. Main culprit being a re-worked variant of every imperial shuttle outside of the OT has been attempted ever since. Instantly forgettable charter names again. Thought it wasn’t going to any lightsaber action at all, right until the end of the film. And as for Vader shown in a backta tank thing…Then suited up on screen with pro-dominant ‘man behind the masks’ red eyes that wasn’t used for comedy gold this time around, thought was happy with the welsh kick boxer that David Prowse that part of Vader, instead of another as hinted at Hayden cameo in the black suit again. Lack of an opening crawl cought me off guard. Didn’t the HS have a crawl even? And bits were drawn out then speeded upto fit into the original Star Wars. So not really a follow up for this going to be an episodic three films as usual that a friend needs me to explain what order to put the all of filums all of the time. But all in all I guess I kinda like it, I just am giving it the tale of time now…

Like I did with TFA, now it’s becoming a bargain basement offer at a lot of outlets,so soon as I picked up the ltd edition blu-DVDs…I’ve become devoid of appreciation for it somewhat…

DuracellEnergizer said:

It took me over two years to write it, but write it I did; my Ep. II re-write is 100% finished.

Good for you then Heather, but it’s not a final draft yet?

To potential or privious cinema staff, why has it cost me more for one adult ticket for Rogue One in just over an hours time than an adult and child ticket. I’m better off if I borrowed a child en route to see it at an Odeon cinema.

Thats in bad taste aswell…

Jetrell Fo said:
4. Rah Band - Clouds Across The Moon

ALBUM: 10/10
ALBUM COVER: 10/10

When ever I’m asked bout my taste in music I instinctively always say I’m an 80’s child, and when I see the 12" mixes interest me to hunt them down. But most of these constipated collections are loaded with commercial chart hits to bulk them out. Clouds across the moon has a special place in my heart as to what I was upto when it was played on the radio. Not sure if I have the 12" though (I know, that’s what she said)

R.E.M. Is called music to slit your wrists by, but I do like some ov their ship.

Iron Maiden cover artwork is stunning, but as to the tracks they do, It’s an its a love it/hate it ting.

Sabotage has that sort of quirky video that is marmite for peoplez aswell.

First up Darth VD is your new name. Enjoy.

In the words of the virgin mary “come again”.

Hang on that’s even distasteful even for me, so therefore I will remove it upon request if anyone is offended, but prepare to be mocked…

TV’s Frink said:

That’s running from scissors.

Is that the follow through to Cool Runnings?

I’m worried about that fish that swims up a mans dongle at local swimming pools.

Possessed said:

Well I guess you’re lucky she continues to be fully functional.

Mine got broken after three days of erm it working well when it loved me long time.

With the warranty I’m erm screwed?

Snag. How are going to do this, my friend. PIF or other help with your work? I mean for myself DJ, and other established members here.