Darth Solo

I appologise for my last post, and for the personal jibes lately. I was just about to remove the image after coming home from work, but i was beaten to it.

Sorry.

(yes, i am actually being serious for once aswell).

In an attempt to stay on topic, and quite appropriate for me at the moment

Consider me learnt, as i do actually know when to draw the line though :-(

Im also tempted to continue play, but if i do it will be more conservatively in the future...Me baddd...

Id like to believe its in the same class as my Kitty piccy, but its not.

"Ted, have you ever been face down in the mud, and been kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you haven't! No one has! It's a stupid question! Forget I even asked"

I sort of get it, we can do this then...

:: IMAGE REMOVED
 - M

Oh come on. If i can adapt my SOH, shurley tread master can too. Although i get the feeling he dont laugh with me at times doh.

I think i need a visit to that location in Bobmin perhaps though, to ask about getting out of jail with honour, and, erm, other stuff, as such.

PS, yes, yes, the text slang, mis-spellin, and editz are dun on purpoise, as much as hate having to explainin my own jokes. Actually i have a few other things to make me even more warped aswell-just to make me more distinguishable from all other regulars, though i get the feeling some are figuring me out. The jaded SOH is a natural gift though.

Phew, fink fluck, i thought i was dangerously close to going off tropic again.

Who be bustin my ballz and making the tropic hard anyhowz, i could have gone to town with my Lolcats if we would be talkin animalz now! Wait we are, aint we...

But for instance this one just run through my legs:

I just busted a 1000. Party at my house! All welcome! And i need to get some.

I get the feeling im almost about to get buggered instead here....But, im starting to get it now.almost! Mee bad.

Come on, im really trying now. And so getting it all wrong.

Yeah i get that often aswell. I may have to redo my title to destroya of the treads

I is weak, then i am strong. I go back to weak, then i become strong again (another trait for you people to analize on). Im just sounding nuts now aint i. Like ABC's rambalinz? I guess theres methods in his madness doh.

Can we have a change of tropic as my jokes have run dry on this one? I suggest (edit), no (edit), animalz!

Ooookayy. Then how do i go about killing a forum member then ABC???? Shatner, i need to shut my mouth for starters.

This tread has legs like a turantulas. Scary shattner!

I keep threatenin to go away. And on the basis of re-reading the last few posts, i cant seem to stay on tropic either. DS dont belong tangled up in these stupid rulez.

ABC get back to me on that one bud.

In reality i dont want to cross the tread master too much as this guy is a comedy genius whilst still appearing to be as pale as white. Homage, homee

Hang on, the rukez make me off te hook in many hours, i guess that didnt have to be my curtain call afterall....God damn/bless

Doubt it. Must stay focused on the target and not get meissed up in the bollitics :-)

ABC PM me with whats the best knife to take out the pet cat. Although im guessing any will do.

Urm, yeah, i get that too.

Now stay the puck away from me and my family whakko!!!

I iz being groomed aint i?

Sort of cool.

Im starting to c why ABC is an outcast now as i cant even be that warped. I'll stay on tropic here on in tread master.

I understand nothing here no mores. Did some1 say Darth Maul though?

Bored of that tread.

CPText, if im really a pal, then i have a problem.

Im in trouble here and have no respect for the rulez. How do i dig myself out of my own shit pile? I can aid u about being a menace. See i didnt edit that time

Oh yeah. Is curling the same thing as bolwling as that can be quite gud, i guess. No actually ive threatened to leave the forums so now........

(Re-instate Diddy Solo)

Mann, shes souch a tease, and a turn on as a result. Im up and down the treads all night chasing that fine arse. I really dont hope shes a bloke after all this effort!

Curling? i aint got no intrest in that? WTF am i doing here? Chasing none existant meeeow for reasons unknown me finks!

How u doing Davnes007, i mean Godess007. I value your interlect.

Whats this shit about his ideas? Mann your all so gulible.

(wait, are you in bed with the evil one though?)

Mann, i got lots of stuff to learn yet....

Bingowings said:

I'm not trying to be snarky Darth Solo but is English your first language?

It might help us understand your predicament if we could understand the limitations of your means of articulation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5035TY5RSpg&feature=related

It might be easyier to spell if i said no.

Darth Sexy? I can go with that...Hope your getting (edited out for smut talk. If you wont to know then PM me..laydez)

CPZ, (edited out for the sake of editing out). I was brought up here. Stop analyzin me. But the title fits like a glove for you. Drop the "The" part for more menace old timer.

Happy days :-)

What was the tropic again?

She dogs? Thats a keeper. Say what u like and then face the, no, i cant spell it, coniquenses, there Bingo.

What did i do??? Besides the bikini moose woman, and the bitch u dont want2 imagine in a bikini.

CPX dont try and talk winkey things with me. I just presumed your the evil one by your avatar, and i know evil shit when i see it..Besides Jedi Knight is so old school nowdayz anyhowz. Im about to pop 1000 posts but i like to still be called a clown ;-)

Its easyier if i address you as evil one anyhowz, as i cant never remember du number in CPX. What u on about with communication skillz? We love showing ourshelves up.

How u doing Godess007 BTW? I iz about to be banned again, so time is short now...

Oh crap, im off again! Some one tie me down.....please.

Although, i fink ive had her.

Im here to up the ante, in the aid of funnys.

I'll back off for the time being now doh.

Chukkle...brothers!

:-)

But im in doo doo by saying so

My moose jokes have dried up, other than i married one to make me this warped i guess.

I dont get it. Care to explain bro?

Mann, now im doing the tread masters work for the dude.

See, i am being groomed.

Crap, ive just earned a pobation aint i?

I dont get the rulez about signing up.

Im only here to hit on Davnes007 anywayz.

Im going away now J, as i scence a prezents in my cama (ive dun that joke before aint i). Trust Bucketbot to mess up my ship though....I took weeks steering that one up. And now the heat is on again....

:-(

Its hard to notice anyfink else, but its not a camel toe, its a moose toe. There aint no camels in canada, i fink. Mann, i hate having to explain my own jokes!

OBAY MY DOG!!! and stuff....sorry u almost died and stuff though evil one.

I get the feeling the tone was higher before i crashed this party. Mann i really need to get laid again thou, as i fink this shat is backing up in my system and clogging up my mind!

Speakin of which, how u doing Davnes007?