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Tobar said:
DuracellEnergizer said:
I can't wait to see this under a black hood.
Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho:
Reminds me of a certain real-life robewraith/"wise Latina"...
They will only exist in an alternate dimension of fantastical counterfactual phenomena born of the intense wishes of the fans in this dimension.
DuracellEnergizer said:
Darth Id said:
I don't have time to click. Someone please let me know whether gaffer tape is addressed in the article.
And if so, please post the pictures here. KTHXBAI
The poster or the adhesive she's named after?
The item on the body of a certain nubile young actress looking to look "line-free" in her lightweight little framehugging white costume gown for her first big role!!!!!!
CatBus said:
Darth Id said:
CatBus said:
WAS just doesn't have the same ring, and W certainly doesn't.
I usually just say "honkey".
I think, in this context, "goy" is probably better.
Whatevs. They all creepy-ass crackaz 2 me.
--Trayvon M.
I don't have time to click. Someone please let me know whether gaffer tape is addressed in the article.
And if so, please post the pictures here. KTHXBAI
CatBus said:
WAS just doesn't have the same ring, and W certainly doesn't.
I usually just say "honkey".
DuracellEnergizer said:
...another Jesus film with the Son of David played by a WASP ...
I don't think WASP means what you think it means.
It's actually an acronym, you know. ALL CAPS tends to mean each letter "stands for" a word. A word pertaining to the thing to which the acronym is employed to refer.
You have failed to employ this particular acronym correctly.
Complete coincidence without a doubt.
You can't toss a dozen scrabble tiles into a toilet without some goofy EU character name floating to the top.
walking_carpet said:
chyron8472 said:
...everything you could every want to know about what this flick did in 1977 ...this poster has it.
Yeah! Scoop necklines, lotsa gams, and pecs pecs pecs 'til next Tuesday!
...oh wait, Star Wars had none of those things.
Sorry but that poster is utter crap. The real classic was the one with Luke pointing the blaster at the viewer, surrounded by the other characters. The one above is the square-peg-round-hole weird incongruous exploitation misstep.
And I suppose "lightsabers" are completely NOT "laser swords," too?
TV's Frink said:
See? The Mayor of Crazytown is back. :p
Oh you're just being the same ol' mean ol' bully.
I mean, those are...perfectly...reasonable...uh, manic delusions.
Ryan McAvoy said:
A BBC interview with Comedian Phill Jupitus about his views on the new Star Wars Film/Teaser/Prequels. This bit was interesting and encouraging to hear...
"I met an effects bloke in Essex, he drinks in my local coffee shop. He said [the makers of the new film] bought every gas-bottled air gun in England when they arrived because they wanted the Stormtroopers' guns to have a kick when they fired them. You don't have to fake it; it looks real"
Yes because "real" lasers have so very much recoil...
[too lazy to dig up a eye-rolly little smiley]
Bingowings said:
...the inevitable thought of gaffer taped five year old girls
Uhhhhmmmm.
That's...just you, Bingy.
TV's Frink said:
Warb, DrCrow is some kind of manic depressive and I would just ignore him were I you.
Just the kind of bossiness I'd expect from a bully like you.
NeverarGreat said:
But what about contradictions between the two trilogies?
It's less a case of "contradictions" and more one of "wholesale incompatibility".
Bingowings said:
The terms 'Brit', 'Aussie', 'Kiwi' etc have no such association.
Thanks for clearing that up, you filthy limey.
Ryan McAvoy said:
I've decided that the football Droid ...in the teaser... was rushing to warn of danger.
You're kidding, right?
He's obviously part of an alarm system.
The entire trailer is clearly drawn from just one sequence, except for the cross-sword and wet X-wings.
Tattooine's surface is "Rebel Territory", while the Falcon does battle with an invading Imperial squadron. The Falcon shoots down a Tie fighter, and the unhelmeted trooper is now down in hostile territory, setting off the alarm-droid roller-ball guy, who notifies the girl on the popsicle, who sets off (recklessly, as is her wont, we will soon learn) to exterminate him to add another trooper-token to her treasure-belt.
darklordoftech said:
So a whole race of C3-PO, huh? They must be wildly popular.
Fang Zei said:
Oh, boy. There's some confusion of what I meant by "bait-and-switch."
All I was talking about was how annoying it is that Disney's stayed absolutely quiet on the OOT front for two whole years ...
I think you should maybe prepare yourself for that quiescence, and the annoyance it brings you, for a loooooooooooooong time...
Which one was "Sebulba"?
Was that Samuel L. Jackson's character, or the half-naked tentacle-head beotch?
Are you kidding? The fake laughter is what makes it.
Who are you, again?
Excellent impersonation.
It's weird to think that George Lucas is even someone of whom someone might even do an impression...
I'm a lot more excited about the timtimfed spoof than about the actual teaser.
It took someone with real appreciation for the desecration of the SW brand to craft that thing.
