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Darth Chaltab

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#106047
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happy birthday Lucass
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/106047/action/topic#106047
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I noticed something: The "Lucas" in this thread's title is spelled with two Ss....


So, to Jedikev: Grow up! What are you? Thirteen? As if it were even original anyway. Things like this (and Warbler's seemingly unbridled hate) make this board look bad. How can we get Lucas to respect our opinions calling him names and acting childish? Granted he doesnt seem to respect them anyway, but calling him names and wishing him dead makes us look bad, not him.
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#105946
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Born out of Boredom: Starkiller's thoughts on...
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/105946/action/topic#105946
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"Fairfax, VA – Today, in a ceremony at the state capitol, Gov. Jeb Bush signed Florida’s “Castle Doctrine” (SB-436) into law. Sponsored by Senator Durell Peaden and Representative Dennis Baxley, the bill unanimously passed the Senate and overwhelmingly passed in the House, 94-20. Prior to signing the National Rifle Association (NRA) supported bill, Gov. Jeb Bush stated, "It`s a good, commonsense, anti-crime issue." The "Castle Doctrine" simply says that if a criminal breaks into your home, your occupied vehicle or your place of business, you may presume he is there to do bodily harm and you may use any force against him. It also removes the “duty to retreat” if you are attacked in any place you have a right to be. Furthermore, this law provides protection from criminal prosecution and civil litigation for those who defend themselves from criminal attack. Past National Rifle Association (NRA) president and current Executive Director of Unified Sportsmen of Florida, Marion P. Hammer, stated, "Existing law is on the side of the criminal. The new law is on the side of the law-abiding victim.” She continued, “To suggest that you can`t defend yourself against a rapist who`s trying to drag you into an alley or against a carjacker who`s trying to drag you out of your car is nonsense. The ability to protect yourself, your children, or your spouse is important, no matter where you are. “I want to thank Governor Bush and the bill sponsors, Sen. Peaden and Rep. Baxley, for supporting this vital measure. This law is about affirming that your home is your castle and, in Florida, you have a right to be absolutely safe inside its walls,” Hammer concluded."


So the Infinitely Stupid Law has been repealed? Good.
(Good grief that it ever existed!)
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#105862
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Depressing but fairly intellligent blog...
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/105862/action/topic#105862
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Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.


Wow. If that is true, then it's the most ridiculous thing ever. If it's not, then WHO in their right mind would set around and think that up. Either way, good for a laugh, I guess.
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#105812
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Depressing but fairly intellligent blog...
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/105812/action/topic#105812
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ROLF. That's terrible, Ric.


My personal favorite; A man wanted to commit suicide, so he took poison, got a gun and a rope and tied the rope around his neck. Then he threw himself over a cliff high above a lake. So he would be drowned, hung, shot, smashed, and/or poisoned.


He pulled the trigger on the gun before the rope caught, but his aim was off... so he missed his head and shot the rope! It broke and dropped him in the lake where he got cold and threw up, losing the poison. Then, instead of drowning, he was rescued by some fishermen and taken to a hospital...


Where he eventually died of hypothermia.