There were tons of rumors that they built a practical Jabba. If that’s true, that in and of itself is enough to justify seeing this movie.
I think it’s too early in the timeline for han to lose that particular cargo
His intro song could be “For British Eyes Only” from Arrested Development
Snoke’s voice = Goldmember
Ha!
have Poe say “you cannot escape the poe” over the com while he’s talking to Hux
when Rey literally reaches out have an echo of Han saying “that’s not how the force works”
I like these two.
She’s pretty great in A Series of Unfortunate Events
It’s where I discovered her.
Ditto.
Ever wonder about the economic impact of the Death Stars destruction? Wonder no more!
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1511.09054v1.pdf
edit: author is obviously an oot fan
Does anyone have any recommendations for an intelligently written yet extremely vulgar book? I really want to read another book filled with wicked violence, repugnant sexual deviancy, and revolting situations but that still tells a fantastic story and has some fascinating message on the human condition.
Apt Pupil
Though I imagine you’ve already read that.
I want to see Kylo lose his connection to the Force, like in the old Tales of the Jedi comics. Then he is hated by the Resistance, the remnants of the FO and basically everyone forcing him to steal the Falcon and retreat into the underworld of the galaxy. With the possibility that he knocked Rey up so we can have 10-12 if they decide to go that far.
Oh and C-3PO is destroyed because could we ever accept anyone other than Anthony Daniels in the role? He’s over 70 and this will probably be his last time in the costume.
3PO should’ve been behind the controls when the cruiser Kamikaze’d Snoke’s ship. He’s been nothing but in the frame on occasion b/c he has to be. Would’ve been a nice way to make his character important to the ST.
Also, I don’t think we actually saw Vader kill any Rebels in the OT. Kylo ordered the murder of an innocent village of people in TFA. He’s gotta die or win.
That’s right. Instead he sent anonymous soldiers to die for him, only entering the Tantiv once the rebel threat had been neutralized.
Oh, and he went out as a fighter pilot and shot down rebel ships.
I don’t see them ending this like Return of the Jedi, that’s bad writing right there, no originality at all.
But don’t you remember? TFA was a remake of Star Wars. JJ Abrams is a hack! He’ll probably copy ewoks and have swarms of porgs kill storm troopers by throwing pebbles with there wings!
That’s one of the most baffling things about SE revisionism. If Lucas was really troubled by the inconsistency—that is, if it was always his ‘original vision’—why didn’t he film McDiarmid saying the ESB lines then? With him already made up for shooting ROTJ, I doubt it would have added that much expense. And Lucas had already shown a penchant for revising his films by then, having already altered the crawl of Star Wars.
She’s pretty great in A Series of Unfortunate Events
Maybe you shouldn’t wear your baseball cap so tight.
But how else will he prevent the 1960s fashion police from confiscating it?
My list of things I possibly might want to see in Episode IX
- Somebody loses a limb–probably,it’s been awhile
- General Leia funeral?–this one’s tough. Kill her in the crawl, pan to funeral? IDK. hard to do tastefully, but they need to do something
- A victory celebration? I wouldn’t mind a darker ending. FO destroyed, but massive losses, not much to celebrate
- Kylo Ren funeral pyre? meh
- Maz Kanata returns to give more wisdom to Rey. A truth/parents revealed? meh
- Force ghost Luke no question. They won’t have none of the original three in the movie
- Rey builds a new lightsaber with Luke guiding her. I feel like this is something Rey would figure out herself, given her handiness and natural force ability
- Kylo Ren sacrifices himself and destroys the First Order, and choking General Hux. I’d rather see Sen killed by Rey. Enough redemption. Keep it dark
- Rey travels to the planet she’s actually from. Episode X
- What do you think? See above
1, 5, 6, and 7 are most likely going to happen. The rest, I have no idea.
I fell asleep during Citizen Kane. Something about a sled?
The Hobbits are remarkably watchable
Glowing endorsement! Will watch asap.
it reminds me of the East St. Louis too da loo
what doesn’t suck about Canto Bight?
purple hat?
VIOLATION
Not an explicit rule. Change the laws or deal.
over this situation
the point of dating someone is to trick them
act
Arranged marriage, or we could just go full Brave New World.
Are we sure movie’s disdain for dating isn’t born out of his disdain for movie theaters?
Dating in general is nothing but a big giant waste of time. Both people are just lying compulsively over an expensive dinner. It’s sickening.
We’ll just go extinct then.
Saw that in the theater. Whatever we went to see was sold out. I remember that being kind of fun.