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#1221918
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Last movie seen
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Tried to watch Armageddon (Bruce Willis) last night. What a joke. Got about 30 minutes in.

“these guys are astronauts, not drillers; I want to bring my own men”

“Oh, sure” (paraphrase)

So you can teach someone to be an astronaut in two weeks, but not to drill into bedrock?

This was only one problem of many, of course, but this one stood out.

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#1221871
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Episode VIII : The Last Jedi - Discussion * <strong><em>SPOILER THREAD</em></strong> *
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Collipso said:

well, if characters were to survive after an explosion and getting sucked to space, space battles would have no tension at all. not when force users are the pilots at least.

i do recall a clone wars episode where plo koon and three clones survive outisde for a very short period of time - and they explicitly say that plo koon survives because of the mask he uses and that the clones survive because of their armor.

and the kanan example shared above lasts for basically 5-10 seconds, and you can clearly see that he was almost, well, freezing to death already. i was under the impression leia was floating in space for a couple of minutes at least.

No one is surviving a direct hit on a light fighter. This is different. A large space with many people. She was away from the windows. And so what if it was an anomaly. People unbelievably survive catastrophic accidents all the time in real life too.

Edit: also, IIRC, the sequence was not a couple minutes.

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#1221673
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Last movie seen
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suspiciouscoffee said:

I didn’t even know there was a second one.

Angels and Demons follows the same character. In terms of books, Demons actually comes first. So the movie’s actually a prequel, I guess.

But the movies suck anyway. Browns early stuff through DaVinci was really good. Then the books thereafter are bad. Maybe the movies followed a similar trajectory (though from bad to reallllly bad).

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#1221564
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Last movie seen
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Collipso said:

The Da Vinci Code: wow i loved this. the story was really interesting, and the plot twists were all pretty effective to me. tom hanks, sir ian mckellen and paul bettany are great on this.

overall i tend to really enjoy mystery/suspense movies, and i also tend to really enjoy reading or watching stuff about conspiracy theories, so this was a piece of cake to me.

really really enjoyable experience, i should’ve watched this a long time ago.

10/10

One of the most thrilling novels I ever read. The movie was lame.

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#1221307
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Satanic Panic! - (A Thread For All Things Satanic)
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suspiciouscoffee said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Off the top of my head, here’s a list of things my parents have told me is satanic over the years (some of which they eventually reneged on).
-Pokémon
-Harry Potter
-D&D
-All non-conservative-protestant-evangelical-Christian religions
-Darwin’s theories, but only some of them
-“emogoth” music
-any music with bad words
-“the world”
-Monster energy drink
-most R-rated movies
-Gays (whoops)
-Anime (because the eyes are dark and creepy-lookin’)
-Foreign policy that isn’t neocon zionism
-“Imperfect” Jews (aka every Jew other than Jews for Jesus)

So they’re zionists and hate imperfect Jews? So they want Jerusalem transferred to the Jews for Jesus?

No, they just want to bring about the end of the world.

Woof. I haven’t heard zionism used to refer to that philosophy in a long time. Probably since my Catholic high school days.

Hit me up after the rapture. In fact, let’s have an OT.com rapture party!

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#1221163
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The Dream of the Giant Fractal Woodlouse.
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Handman said:

DominicCobb said:

Handman said:

I had a strange dream involving this forum. We found out a long-time poster here had died, and we somehow got his address, got a group together, and went to pay our respects. The widow was there and told us the poster had mentioned us, but then went back inside. My grandmother was there too. I have no idea what to make of this.

Who was the poster?

They weren’t a real poster. They joined the site in 2002, which in reality is impossible.

Maybe it’s a premonition of time travel. Jay goes back, invents it sooner. I join sooner, get married, and die. Shit.

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#1221064
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The Place to Go for Emotional Support
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Possessed said:

I used to take benadryl every night to sleep also, and it turned me into a real crab apple. Hated everything and everybody. Was always in a haze. Went away as soon as I quit taking it every night. Could very well have been a coincidence but I’ve sworn it off ever since making that connection.

Maybe you’re allergic. That would be ironic.