C3PX

It's my hat.

Bingowings said:

The level of sheer mindboggeling absolute awesomeness in the above picture is overwhelmingly... overwhelming. I now see the world through a different light and feel the need to turn my life around... to face some other direction, a direction more worthy of such awesomeness. Whoa. I need to go reflect on all this for a bit.

Wow, that dude has a lot of necks.

Good beard genes I guess, and that's not my hair, that's my hat.

Ric Olie said:

Toby

Who?

Ric Olie said:

Kevin

Who? bkev?

My first experience with any COD game was MW2's special ops. I bought the game because I wanted to play the spec ops with a friend of mine. To get three stars in a spec ops mission, you have to beat it on Veteran. On most missions we'd start off on regular or hardened and then do it again on Veteran. In spec ops every time you die you have to do the entire mission over again from the very start. In the campaign there are frequent check points, so in the event you run into something pretty difficult, you get to reply that bit over and over again making it a walk in the park in comparison to the spec ops. I still don't think I am that good at the game, and I still get knocked around by small children while playing online. I am surprised myself how little of a challenge I found it.

Well, after months of playing Modern Warfare 2 exclusively in special ops and multiplayer, I found myself with some extra free time and decided it was time to give the campaign a go. Since I had beaten nearly all the spec ops on the hardest difficulty with my friend already, I decided to try tackling the campaign on the hardest difficulty. Usually I am a pansy and shy away from the hardest difficulty, playing on either regular or whatever comes between regular and hardest if the game has such a thing, so this is not normal for me. I am by no means a hardcore video game player, and I pretty much suck at them.

Upon starting a game and trying to select the hardest difficulty, the dumb game warned me that I might be making a mistake because it is REALLY hard. I told it that I understood that and was okay with it. Then it asked me if I was sure about that. I told it I was. Then it asked me again if I was really sure about that. And again, now in frustration, I told it I was. I then proceeded to breeze through the entire game on the hardest difficulty with no problems at all. The most difficult and frustrating part of playing it on Veteran was convincing the game to let me play on Veteran and having to click "Okay" through THREE freakin' warning screens!!!

No! Xhonzi, he asked you to tell him that he is not crazy. You're doing it wrong!

Guillermo Del Toro raped my childhood.

EyeShotFirst said:

It was neat when they did it in the Dr. Doolittle remake, but that shit was 14 friggin years ago.

He said kids like that kind of shit, and they do. You're not a little kid (at least, I alwats assumed you were not), fortunately you are not this films target audience.

Dude, it is a kids movie. It'll be okay. You can breathe. Rest assured, kids movies have always been pretty goofy and over the top, nothing new here. Not sure why you find this film so particularly offensive and single it out as verification of the de-evolution of film.

: Hi, I am PSYCHO_DAYV, I am a psycho and my name is Dave, and I KICK ASS BY TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!

: Hi, I am bkev, I am smarter than the vast majority of OT.com regulars and I catch on to things very very fast. I think I have made C3PX very happy by letting go of the general finkishness that has been hanging over this thread and playing along.

bkev said:

Xhonzi's....

Who?

TV's Frink said:

Davnes007 said:

Bug Spray?.....Geez, what's he gonna talk about next? Finding the serial number on a condom?!

They have serial numbers?  Be right back...

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...they have expiration dates too?

                                                                                             ^C3PX

They have expiration dates???!!! Holy shit! I think I am in a lot of trouble!

                                                                                               ^C3PX

Well, bug spray, like the kind you posted a picture of is actually meant for repelling bugs, you see. So it serve a greater purpose than just killing the thing, and actually won't even phase a bug if sprayed on it directly... I mean, you couldn't just spray yourself with Streak Free Windex and have it work the same as Cutter Advanced Sport-- What? Oh, gee, you're filming... I'm sorry. I'll just sit down and enjoy the show now. 

TV's Frink said:

 Burton...

Who?

: Hi, I am Fink, and I always think I am really funny, but sometime I actually am.

:Hi, I am C3PX, sometimes I make accidental double posts and edit them to make them look intentional. 

: Hi, I am bkev, and I am very young and tend to stay up way past my bedtime. I say a lot of things, and sometimes, like now, I make good points.

How was it VFP's idea? I didn't even think about his dictionary when I made this, but I still see very little relation between the two. Me and my room mates used to make fun of each other in this was all the time, we'd come home and see the other sitting on a chair playing video games and say: "Hi, I am ___, I like to sit on my ass and play video games." It is great fun. I was just feeling a bit nostalgic for those old days and made the thread.

: Hi, I am Fink and I make irrelevant connections between things.

^ See, the great thing about this over VFP holocron is that every one gets a shot at making fun of whoever they want, and as many times as they want. I already used Fink once, and now I have used him again.

Also feel free use non-forum members, such as celebrities. Like this:

: Hi, I am Mark Hamill, and I am a dead actor.

TheBoost said:

Rhas Al Ghul...

Who?

Wow, this is the most attention any thread I have ever created has gotten. Mostly been off topic though...

"Xhonzi" is a proper noun, it hurts me to write it in lower case, irregardless of how he spells it... and fourth post and we are off topic. Didn't take long. Oh well.

See how it works? Good clean fun. Let's be nice though.

: Hi, my name is Frink. I am a benign troll. I like to quote and make fun of people's spelling mistakes.

: Hi, I am Xhonzi. I hate nonwords, like "irregardless" and "nonword". I liked Lost, but now I am mad at it.

: Hi, my name is Gaffertape, and I am not a woman.

: Hi, I am Lord Totalbiscuit, majority shareholder for Total Biscuit brand biscuits inc. and host of WoW Radio. People who like Star Wars are nerds. YOU SHALL ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!! MINIONS ATTACK!!! HOOOOOOAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11