Bingowings

Fake Noes

For those who can’t wait
Epic Star Wars Trailer :

I’m one of the people who think the Victorian Circus deserves the same fate as the Roman one.
Treating animals as entertainment engines was a welcome step away from getting slaves to slice into giraffes necks and training animals to rape captive girls but the thing about stepping away is it’s a continuing journey.
Potty brained emperors are still in though so maybe we will have endangered species vs monster trucks by the end of the year.
I’d rather have more bread and less circuses.

It would be interesting if someone were to take a pan and scan VHS of the film and edit it with the VHS materials in the Director’s Cut to create different low definition versions of the film (a consistent looking DC or a hybrid with Jason Miller but no Nicol Williamson).

This thing is bigger than both of us.

You take the piss out of Al Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock! Then I’ll put some speakers up your arse and put it on shuffle with my fucking fist. And every time I hear something that I don’t like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls!

Oops

I hope it makes sense.

I know. It’s really annoying.

A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand clapping.

Yul Brynner

DominicCobb said:

Also this: http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-care/americans-obamacare-they-just-don-t-know-it-n704736

I am the senate

Tyrphanax said:

I’m the best at being me.

I am

William Peter Blatty : 89 years of fun and frights.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38613928

What I really need now is a St Christopher medal.

Anchorhead is better than peanut butter.

DuracellEnergizer said:

Frank your Majesty said:

Never heard of Candyman

He’s like Willy Wonka, only less creepy.

Wonka! Wonka! Wonka!

TV’s Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

Sorry.

Bingowings confirmed as cat: Socks.

Stop using socks as a weapon.

in the middle of the earth in the landeth of the shire
liveth a brave dram hobbit whom we all admireth.
with his longeth wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
that gent liveth in a hobbit-hole and ev’rybody knoweth that gent

bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
that gent’s only three feet tall
bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
the bravest dram hobbit of those folk all

anon hobbits art a peace-lovin’ folks thee knoweth
those gents liketh not to hie and those gents taketh things sloweth
those gents liketh not to traveleth hence from home
those gents just wanteth to consume and beest hath left high-lone
but one day bilbo wast hath asked to wend
on a big adventure to the anters below,
to holp some dwarves receiveth backeth their gold
yond wast stolen by a dragon in the days of fusty.

bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
that gent’s only three feet tall
bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
the bravest dram hobbit of those folk all

well that gent combated with the goblins!
that gent battl’d a troll!!
that gent riddl’d with gollum!!!
a charm ringeth that gent did steal!!!
that gent wast did chase by wolves!!
hath lost in the f’rest!!!
did escape in a barrel from the elf-king’s halls!!!
Bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
the bravest dram hobbit of those folk all

anon that gent’s backeth in his hole in the landeth of the shire,
yond brave dram hobbit whom we all admireth,
just a-sittin’ on a treasure of silv’r and gold
a-puffin’ on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
that gent’s only three feet tall
bilbo! bilbo! bilbo baggins
the bravest dram hobbit of those folk all

I can take you as far as Moth3r 😄

Nobody doest t better
maketh me feeleth depress’d for the rest
Nobody doest t half as valorous as thee
Baby, thou art the best
I wasn’t lookin’ but somehow thee hath found me
t hath tried to hide from thy love light
But like heaven above me
The spy who loved me
Is keepin’ all mine secrets safe tonight
And nobody doest t better
Though oft I would someone could
Nobody doest t quite the way thee doth
Why’d thou has’t to beest so valorous?
The way that thee hold me
Whenever thee hold me
There’s some kind of magic inside thee
That keepeth me from runnin’
But just keepeth t comin’
How’d thee learneth to doth the things thee doth?
Oh, and nobody doest t better
maketh me feeleth depress’d for the rest
Nobody doest t half as valorous as thee
Baby, baby, darlin’, thou art the best
Baby thou art the best

Darlin’, thou art the best
Baby thou art the best
Oh, oh, oh…

Warbler said:

Bingowings said:

UK homes are not the same as US homes.
So the cats that are doing the business will be owned by people very very close. Sending them to a kennel is pointless. Particularly seeing as someone is killing these poor things by feeding them anti-freeze.
It’s hardly going to add to the community spirit if you capture a cat and send it to a kennel when the person who owns it lives literally yards away from your own house, probably.

Well surely you can tell said owner to keep his/her cats off your property if he/she doesn’t comply, take it to the law?

If I knew which ones owned the cats that did it I would but I have more pressing things to do with my time than monitor my front lawn and photo a cat in action and then go door to door and ask if this chat belongs to them. I don’t have a dossier of all pets in the street. Besides I imagine being territorial it’s more than one cat owned by more than one owner so a lot of effort for very little reward.

UK homes are not the same as US homes.
So the cats that are doing the business will be owned by people very very close. Sending them to a kennel is pointless. Particularly seeing as someone is killing these poor things by feeding them anti-freeze.
It’s hardly going to add to the community spirit if you capture a cat and send it to a kennel when the person who owns it lives literally yards away from your own house, probably.

It’s a very small crescent. The owner would probably be feet away. Which is making this whole anti-freeze poisoning thing all the more disturbing.

The Chateau is in a small crescent. The number of cats has been growing steadily over the years as well as the inevitable mess.
I’ve spent a fortune on every kind of humane deterrent going.
Now someone is poisoning the cats.
I love wildlife and I hate what cats do to it but I would never hurt a creature like that.