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BarBar Jinkx

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#398436
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Random Thoughts
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LOL how ironic 

 

a school teacher snuck two rather unflatering oil paintings of him wareing nothing more than a pair of filthy y fronts stood by a toilet into the main art museum in Dublin 

the Public loved them

BIFFO tried to trow the book at him but was too afraid of his popularity (yeah right!) vote sinking and had to let it slide

Not sure if these classify as NSFW Or NSFL?

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#398410
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The Prequel Radical Redux Ideas Thread
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Heres another one for you (& yes I know a lot of people don't like this sub plot (for obvious reasons)

 

buuuuuut.... what if Darth Maul was Sifo Dias

 

he makes sure he has a very public "death" & then goes into the shadows & removes his make up to reveal the tattoo's underneath (a la The 89 Joker)

So he can contact sideous from Camino and tell him the clone army has been ordered (easily done as his voice is practically a grough whisper anyway

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#398406
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Random Thoughts
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Funny you should say that

 

the guy in the bed next to us kept talking to the doctor (even thought there was no one in the room with him) the entire ward couldn't help but laugh (in a affectionate kind of way) at the poor mans innocent ranting (his best friend had died last night) & he was not entirely with it

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#398375
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Random Thoughts
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Had a Fun night last night..

Wife couldn't sleep or sit down or stand up...

severe abdominal pains, that refused to subside....

At 2.00 we called the local 24-hour GP's office...

he (trough very rough english) jabbed her with a pain killer.. did nothing..

he sent us to the hospital for a possible appendicitis...

on the way there turned a corner hit some serious black ice & seconds later ended up nose down in a frosty grass ditch (thankfully we didn't turn over)....

called 999 & got an ambulance to get my wife as she was the obvious priority...

called the local Police station & reported the incident ...

cops arrived first & started to take statements (had no jacket because I left house in a hurry) & it was £€€&ing cold....

Ambulance arrived picked up wife...

sat in the back of the police car (there's a first time for everything) & finished off the statement in warmth... other officer woke up the tow truck guy...

10 minutes passed where I was starting to feel the effects of shock trying to set in, but I was too worried about my wife to care about that...

truck arrived & pulled my little car out of the mud...

repair dude gave the engine & wheels the once over and gave it a clean bill of health & then only charged me €50 (standard tow away price €150) for the call out & drag.

Colette (the female Garda (police officer) was chatting with me by the roadside as I was turning the car over to make sure I was ok & a 16 wheeler shoots passed us at ridiculous speed missing her by mere inches.... she was not impressed...

Just as I was saying thank you to everyone & about to pull away another car skid into the wall a fair bit behind me....

Wife is ok (she is waiting on a bed & has been seen by the Consultant) she may be home tonight....

& all this before 7am

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#397492
Topic
Great movies you hate.
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I really have to disagree with that. Zoolander is a pile of absolute tripe and represents everything that is wrong about our western cultures 

 

the only reason I mentioned it is because for some reason it is popular with my peers

 

 

Truth be told the only movies I like ben stiller in is the Museum movies & even then there were moments where I wanted to Slap him