Point taken on getting soft, but the real reason was a bit of tough love from an old friend of mine. A couple of weeks ago he mentioned something about them, I responded with my usual, and he suggested not so subtlety that perhaps if I’d actually seen them… 😉
I accepted his challenge (because he was right) and watched the two I’d never seen.
As to getting soft; I’d say for sure my having watched Bad Batch, Kenobi, and Ashoka certainly softened my 25-year stance. I enjoyed those shows and they were as prequel-adjacent as you can get. I’ve always liked Ewan McGregor, so that was easy, plus Ahsoka was my first time seeing Hayden Christensen. As I may have mentioned last year or so, I could easily see him becoming Vader. His scenes in Ahsoka where she’s a kid and later in that between worlds fight, he was spot-on as a good person who eventually turns bad.
All that was left was for me to prepare for the inevitable Lucasness of the two films. Before I mention the story at large, I’ll say this; Lucas didn’t disappoint - and not in a good way. As expected, they are full of meaningless and completely unnecessary visual distractions, particularly if the scene isn’t meant to be humorous. Lucas doesn’t have even the most rudimentary understanding of less is more. He’s almost childlike in his inability to focus. He just can’t let a scene breathe.
As to what I liked; I liked the underlying story. It actually has a cohesive flow and interesting characters. I just had to make peace with the terrible one-liners, embarrassing repeats of lines from 1977 and 1980, and the above mentioned CGI distractions and candy colored spinning lightsabers.
I also liked that, unlike the Sequels, the story doesn’t center around a universe-ending super weapon. It’s a much more grounded and believable story - a governmental power struggle. I always thought that sounded boring, but he somehow pulled it off.
Of the two, Attack Of The Clones worked better to me and I found it more interesting. That said, I could see myself watching them both again one day. As to Phantom Menace - never again. It’s terrible. Once was more than enough.
Anyway, that’s it. Nothing major. I watched them and they failed where I expected them to fail (visual BS) and succeeded where I did not expect them to succeed (story and acting). They would have been a lot better in the hands of better directors.