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Adamwankenobi

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#175769
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I have seen the Holiday Special!
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Originally posted by: Scout trooper
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Originally posted by: olzen
Aye, now I have watched it and I enjoy it, thanks to Rikter's generosity! I have fallen in love with the animated segment and watch it regularly now. The rest of the special is hilarious. My favourite scenes would have to be the holographic circus (mainly because of the music and Lumpy's facial expression), Harvey Korman as the chef ("HAVING FUN! HAVING FUN!"), Princess Leia on heroin (I laughed out loud the first time I saw her stumble towards the big screen) and the whole Cantina-sequence (Ponda Baba is one helluva dancer). Christ on a cross, that's what I call humour!


Yes. Despite what many say, it truly is quite enjoyable.
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#175734
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, 'Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary and the teacher said, 'Very good' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'Jesus Christ!' shouted Mary and the teacher said, 'Very good,' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The Teacher fainted.