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#309409
Topic
Indiana Jones IV
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Agent Irina Spalko: Doo youuu like me accent? I have Oscar, you know.
Indy: I hate commies. They're rough and course. And they get in everywhere.
Agent Irina Spalko: Not mee. I'mmm soffft. Ahnd smoooooth.
Indy: From my perspective all commies are evil.
Agent Irina Spalko: Vee could keep eet a seeecret.
Marion Ravenwood: Indiana Jones! I cannot think that it has come to this. That you would be making romantic interludes to the villain when I am back after all these years. Sallah was right. You have changed. You are taking me to a place that I cannot go. You are teaching me contractions that I cannot use. You are breaking my heart!
Indy: LIAR! Wait, what is this scene about again? You can type this shit but you can't say it.
George Lucas: Cut! Faster! More Intense!!!
Steven Spielberg: I'm still the director. Get the fuck off my set, George.
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#309309
Topic
Tusken Raiders on mars
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Originally posted by: Moth3r

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/5655/treemu2.jpg

Reminded me of this old joke:

An old indian was feeling out of sorts one day so he went to the medicine man to get some help. After a short discussion it was determined that the man's problem was that he had never had sex. So he goes to the local cathouse steps up to the madam and says "Have wampum, want woman!" The madam soon finds out he's never had a woman and tells him he must get some experience first and then come back. So the old indian goes back to the medicine man for advice. and is told to go into the forest and find a tree with a knothole and practice on it. A few days later the man goes back to the cathouse and says "Got wampum want woman!" This time he tells the madam that he has experience. He goes up to the room, and a short while later an attractive girl comes into the the room and lies down. He says "Get up!" She does. He reaches under the bed and pulls out one of the wood slats from under the frame, and hits her hard across the ass with it. She screems, "What the hell are you doing you pervert!!" He replies, "Checkum for bees!!".
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#308726
Topic
Bond 22: Quantum of Solace
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I don't know how I feel about Marc Forster. He's a CHARACTER director which speaks volumes about the direction they're taking Bond. Finding Neverland was a great film. But I turned Monster's Ball off 20 minutes into it, which is rare for me, and I finished Stranger Than Fiction but didn't feel as though I'd seen anything great. I'm putting a lot of trust in Wilson/Broccoli and in Craig not to let the film become a snoozer. I don't think that's possible with the same writing team from CR. But Forster and the editing team can make or break this film.

Of course, Stuart Baird is unparalleled as an editor (we won't comment on his abilities as a director *coughTREKcough*) so he will be missed the most of all.
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#308653
Topic
Bond 22: Quantum of Solace
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The first four movies, OHMSS, For Your Eyes Only, Octopussy, Dalton's two, and Casino Royale hit very close to Ian Fleming's books both in terms of the nature of the character and the plots. The others are wild flights of fancy. Craig has brought back Ian Fleming's James Bond to the screen, and that's a VERY good thing.

Read the books. They're awesome fun without being overly high-minded. You'll especially love stuff like Moonraker, Live and Let Die, and You Only Live Twice and how the stories blow their celluloid counterparts out of the water.
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#308612
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Info Wanted: Whats the overall view on the best fan edits ?
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I inserted some deleted scenes, yes, but I also took out a ton of garbage when it comes to the prequels. And with Ep III, I did extensive audio work just to get those Battle Droids to stop sounding like sissies. I did a separate round of extended editions for the prequels, but the "ADM Edits" are very much fan edits designed to remove a lot of junk and put in things that never should have been removed. In my own opinion, of course. ;-)